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2006-10-22T10:40:00.001-04:00

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Come join everyone at our new home. Click here or type in Dlisted.com into your browsers. It's out with the old in with the new or something.

xoxoxoMichael K

Then or Now: When Were They Hotter?

2006-10-20T18:27:00.000-04:00

Traci Lords

Keith Urban in Rehab

2006-10-20T16:40:00.000-04:00

Keith Urban checked himself into rehab last night for drug issues. All promotional work for his new CD has been postponed.

He issued this statement,

"I deeply regret the hurt this has caused Nicole and the ones that love and support me,"

"One can never let ones guard down on recovery and I'm afraid that I have. With the strength and unwavering support I am blessed to have from my wife, family and friends, I am determined and resolved to a positive outcome."

Months ago rumors of Keith's cocaine problems were rampant and many thought Nicole was going to dump him because of it. I guess I would check myself into rehab to escape that botox-faced witch! Just kidding, she's fine.

Somewhere in space, Tom Cruise is loving this.

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What is Jude Reaching For?

2006-10-20T16:20:00.000-04:00

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Afternoon Crumbs

2006-10-20T15:44:00.000-04:00

Jordan Jodie can kiss Lucy Clarkson's ass - IDLYITW

Sharon Stone should take this proposal - A Socialite's Life

Madge fails to move merchandise for H&M - Popsugar

Phoney Braxton freaks out onstage in Las Vegas - Concrete Loop

Mischa Barton's heinous wig - Hollywood Tuna

Becks looks hot as usual - Just Jared

Madge buys David Banda's love - Hollywood Rag

Jessica Biel wants to be catwoman - Egotastic!

Name this nip - Mollygood

Bindi Irwin's show gets delayed - SAYOR

KFed on Leno

2006-10-20T15:10:00.000-04:00

KFed hit Jay Leno last night to dance his way through his single, Privilege. Words can't describe how talentless he is. The kids on Kids Inc. are most ganster than him.

Don't forget to buy his album "Playing with Myself" which hits on Halloweenies.

The CAPTION THIS CONTEST for October 20th!!

2006-10-20T14:36:00.000-04:00

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Where Did the Sleeves Go?

2006-10-20T14:09:00.000-04:00

Kate Moss tore the sleeves off a member's only jacket to perform with her honey, Pete Doherty, in Florence, Italy last night. She took the stage to sing a beautiful duet. By the looks of these picture it looks like they are doing karaoke.

In other Kate news, she's planning to launch her own fragrance for TopShop. This is part of Kate's multi-million dollar deal with the British retailer. No word yet on what it will smell like, but I'm not going to be cliche and say coke and sweat. Okay, coke and sweat with a tad bit of oregano for sweetness.

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Run! Wesley! Run!

2006-10-20T13:51:00.000-04:00

Ruh Roh! Wesley Snipes has been spotted in Africa. Officials say that he is currently on set in Namibia. He has been there in August and no, he's not there giving birth or adopting a baby.

Wesley is in big trouble for not filing his tax returns and falsely claiming $12 million in refunds.

The charges allege Mr Snipes failed to file tax returns between 1999 and 2004, and conspired with two men to defraud the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), which collects taxes in the US.

Prosecutors say Eddie Kahn and Douglas Rosile, both from Florida, attempted to make it look like the actor had no liability for income tax.

He better stay over there, because he's so arrested if he steps foot here. He should dust off his "To Wong Foo" costume, because that will come in handy at the big house!

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It's Shiloh!

2006-10-20T13:39:00.000-04:00

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt or The Messiah as I like to call her, made a rare appearance in India today. Angelina brought Shiloh and Zahara out for a little ride. They quickly got into a car surrounded by bodyguards.

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Who Will Die on Desperate Housewives?

2006-10-20T12:37:00.000-04:00

Ratings for the third season of Desperate Housewives aren't anything like the first season, so producers and writers are trying to boost the show up to help it return to its glory. For November sweeps they are planning to off one of the characters.

The episode involves Laurie Metcalf (who has already debuted on the show) going crazy at a local supermarket killing one of the supporting characters. There were rumors that Edie would be killed off, but it looks like Nora is going to get it. That's the rumor anyway.

A violent chain of events is set off when Lynette (Felicity Huffman), Nora (Kiersten Warren) and Edie (Nicollette Sheridan) go to the grocery store and run into new neighbor Carolyn Bigsby, played by Metcalf.

Lynette puts her foot in her mouth by introducing Nora to Carolyn as "The woman my husband had an affair with before we were married."

The misguided joke sets off Carolyn, because she's actually on the premises to kill her cheating husband, who owns the store. She pulls a gun and takes the three women hostage!

Then, just as the SWAT team arrives, Carolyn panics and begins firing the gun wildly. After wounding Lynette in the arm and killing Nora, she points the gun at Edie. But before she can fire, Carolyn is taken out in a hail of bullets by the SWAT team. When the smoke clears, a grief-stricken Lynette convinces Tom (Doug Savant), to add another child to their brood, by adopting the daughter he'd had with Nora during their affair.

Unfortunately, I was hoping that dumb-ass Eva LongWhoria would get it. Looks like she's around for sweeps anyway.

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The "Who Cares?" News!!

2006-10-20T12:27:00.000-04:00

Yeah, Joe Simpson is as creepy as they get.

Tom Cruise camel toe!

Parasite Hilton flashes the load she received after a getting a load to the face!

Tom Jones is about to lose on of his ears.

This whole "Courtney Love Comeback" shit is going nowhere!

Jordan is a Hot Liar

2006-10-20T12:11:00.000-04:00

Earlier this week, an atrocious recording of Peter Andre and Jordan's duet of "A Whole New World" hit the internet hard. Peter sounded fine, like a nelly queen, but fine. Jordan however sounded like she was in a whole new world of her own. Actually she sounded like Aladdin was raping her anally while delivering her part.

Ok, you get the picture! Well, the couple now claim that it wasn't them! Sure....

Jordan's rep said, "It is a spoof and we have made our legal team aware of it."

The single will be out by Christmas.

Listen here if you haven't already gone deaf from listening to the first time.

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Robbie Williams' Hairy Ass

2006-10-20T12:04:00.000-04:00

At last night's MTV Latin America Awards in Mexico City, Robbie Williams showed us his better side. As always and not surprisingly, he mooned one of his fans. After his performance, Robbie made eyes at his female fan and then turned around and showed her his hairy ass. He then hugged and kissed at her.

He could've shaved that shit. Yuck. He probably has serious dingles up in there.

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Lionel Richie is "The Greatest Porn Star" He Knows

2006-10-20T11:38:00.001-04:00

Lionel Richie is hot in bed and wants you to know it. The father of Nicole Richie said that he's the hottest porn star he knows.

"I am a legend in my own mind, the greatest porn star I know. You can't be a love songwriter and not be the greatest porn star."

We should ask Parasite Hilton...you know she effed her best friend's father when she was a teenager. I'm gonna say I believe Lionel. The quiet ones are usually rough and hard in bed.

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Anna Nicole Smith Buries Her Son

2006-10-20T11:26:00.000-04:00

Anna Nicole Smith along with about 20 close family and friends buried Daniel Smith in the Bahamas yesterday. TMZ reports that Anna screamed loudly and cried as her only son was buried.

Daniel Smith died 6 weeks ago from a drug overdose. He was only 20-years old.

A gold hearse brought Daniel's body to the cemetery attended by 20 people, including the CEO of TrimSpa, a diet pill company that employs Anna as its spokesperson. The ceremony featured an open casket. According to one source Daniel was buried in jeans, a t-shirt and a baseball hat with another hat - bearing the iconic Nike swoosh - by his side. A source from WENN news service, who had seen a picture of the body in the open casket, said the body appeared quite bloated.

Unfortunately, I don't have anything funny to say. Let's hope, Anna gets her shit together.

This Would've Been Hotter with a Model

2006-10-20T11:11:00.000-04:00

No wonder models are starving, bitches can't afford to buy food! Anyway, here's Cate Blanchett looking mighty hot in November's Vogue.

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Smoke Me Up Before You Go Go!

2006-10-20T10:53:00.000-04:00

People need to chill! Several mental health charities are pissing mad after George Michael was caught smoking weed on TV in Madrid. The drug is legal in Spain and bitch was doing nothing wrong. So, why are mental health groups pissed?

Well, George made this little statement while he puffed, "This stuff keeps me sane and happy. I couldn't write without it. I'd say it's a great drug - but obviously it's not very healthy."
"It's very good for creative people. But it can be a terrible, terrible drug."

Richard Colweill of SANE, a mental health charity said.

"It is the kind of comment we would not want to see from a pop star who is likely to appeal to young people, although he might be appealing more to the older generation now."

"We are concerned about the message this can send out to young people, especially when there is such confusion about the legality of cannabis. "Cannabis is illegal because it can be harmful, as can all drugs. We need stronger and clearer messages about cannabis harm so that people are in a position to make informed choices. All drugs have potential to harm and that is the principal message we need to get across."

Oh Jesus! Yes, George Michael is insane and I doubt he really meant that this drug is helping him become not sane. People take things so literal. Just let the bitch smoke his weed and sleep in cars! He did say that it wasn't a good drug, what more do they want?

He's hot shit though.

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Fraggle Rock the Movie!

2006-10-20T10:44:00.000-04:00

The Jim Henson Company are currently developing a feature-film of the beloved 1980s cartooon, Fraggle Rock. The show premiered on HBO in 1983 and lasted for 5 seasons.

The untitled film will for the first time take Gobo, Wembley, Mokey, Boober and Red on an adventure outside of Fraggle Rock where they will interact with the strange beings in "outer space" (also known as humans). The treatment is being written by author Ahmet Zappa (The Monstrous Memoirs of a Mighty McFearless) who will also executive produce the project with Brian Henson and Jason Lust. Lisa Henson will produce.

Lisa Henson said, "'Fraggle Rock' has remained a favorite project at our Company and has certainly continued to be loved by its many devoted fans, so we are thrilled to begin work on this project. With its message of celebrating diversity and its ambitious goal of promoting world peace, now is the perfect time to embark on a new Fraggle adventure."

I was never into this shit, but a lot of my fashion choices I owe to Fraggle Rock. I hope they don't screw this one up!

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NBC is Boring

2006-10-20T09:29:00.000-04:00

NBC has announced that when they air Madonna's "Confessions" concert on November 22nd, they will edit out the crucifixation scene that has drawn controversy around the world. During "Live to Tell" Madonna is mounted in a mock crucifixtion on a disco cross in a crown of thorns.

European church groups threatened to bomb her ass and US church groups cried "bloody murder".

NBC would not comment on why they removed it, You won't see "Madonna on a crucifix. That element of the song is no longer in the show. How they came to that conclusion I really don't know."

It is unknown whether or not the number will be included on the DVD when that is released. That's probably why they did that crap, so people could drop more dough on her DVD.

Anyway, I found this hot blog called "Roman Catholic Blog" where they discussed this in detail. I learned some hot prayers.

One commenter writes,

Dear Madonna/Madge/Ester/Mrs. Ritchie/Mrs. Penn

Be not deceived: God is not mocked. For what things a man shall sow, those also shall he reap. For he that soweth in his flesh of the flesh also shall reap corruption. But he that soweth in the spirit of the spirit shall reap life everlasting.

Galatians 6:7-8

Um...Totally?

The CAPTION THIS CONTEST Winner for October 19th!!

2006-10-20T08:59:00.000-04:00

What are you going to be for Halloween this year? Paris Hilton's career. - no one

Runner-up:

New dancer for Fergies tour....you never know! - El Bastardo

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Hot Slut of the Day

2006-10-20T08:47:00.000-04:00

Senator Barack Obama

For Pamboy

Birthday Sluts

2006-10-20T08:35:00.000-04:00

Viggo Mortensen (48)
Rob Cesternino (28)
Snoop Dogg (35)
Dannii Minogue (35)
Danny Boyle (50)
Tom Petty (56)

Should Isaiah Washington Be Fired?

2006-10-19T19:41:00.000-04:00

The fight between Isaiah Washington and Patrick Dempsey may have ended with their fellow Grey's Anatomy co-star, T.R. Knight being outed. During Isiah's and Patrick's fight, he yelled, "I'm not your little faggot like T.R."

T.R. Knight came out later today due to rumors surrounding the argument.

Sources on the set claims that Isiah may lose his job to do this little slip.

Should he fired? Yes, but not because he outed a bitch...but because he's damn ugly!

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Dreamgirls Overload

2006-10-19T19:05:00.000-04:00

Dreamgirls isn't coming out till this Christmas, but they have already started rolling out the hype. The newest trailer debuted last night as well as these posters. Beyonce is praying for an Oscar, but should settle for a Razzie.

I have high hopes for this one.

God Awful!

2006-10-19T17:39:00.000-04:00

This is the official poster for the upcoming Broadway production of Legally Blonde the Musical. The show is based on the film that starred Reese Witherspoon. Broadway star, Laura Bell Bundy, plays Elle Woods with Chico as Bruiser.

The show will first tryout in San Francisco this January with a March 2007 opening on Broadway.

Legally Blonde joins the long list of musicals being produced for Broadway. Cry Baby, Young Frankenstein, The Little Mermaid and High Fidelity will hit Broadway next year.

All I ask is, why?

Donatella, Just Because

2006-10-19T16:40:00.000-04:00

I've been giving a lot of attention to the grossness that is Rachel Zoe that I have failed to give attention to one of my favorite fuglies. Donatella Versace is seen here at a press conference in Beijing on October 16th. The staffers of the conference were smart to dim the lights as to not offend the good people of Bejing.

Donatella doesn't look as bad as usual...what am I saying? She looks wretched. Those flowers look more like a human being than she does.

That being said, I'd hit it.

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I'm Not Sure Who T.R. Knight Is...But He's Come Out!

2006-10-19T16:28:00.000-04:00

"I guess there have been a few questions about my sexuality, and I'd like to quiet any unnecessary rumors that may be out there. While I prefer to keep my personal life private, I hope the fact that I'm gay isn't the most interesting part of me."

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Afternoon Crumbs

2006-10-19T14:59:00.000-04:00

Tori Spelling's baby is going to choke on a lot of silicone - ONTD

Kate Bosworth is going downhill fast - Just Jared

Did Avril pull an Asshole Simpson? - Egotastic!

Flashback to one of the worst Oscar dresses ever - Cityrag

We see through you, Rachel Bilson - Hollywood Tuna

Diddy talks about his group sex days - Hollywood Rag

The chick from My Name is Earl gets promised - IDLYITW

Lost's Gilligan's Island revelation - Popbytes

Pete passes Kate some kind of new disease - Popsugar

OJ Simpson has lost his mind, again - Mollywood

Daniel Smith Will Be Buried Today

2006-10-19T13:59:00.000-04:00

Anna Nicole Smith will bury her son, Daniel Smith, in the Bahamas today after 39 days since his death. ET reports that he will be buried in an intimate service at the Lake View cemetery wearing a trucker cap, t-shirt and blue jeans . This outfit was apparently his favorite.

Anna will wear a black dress designed for her by the same person who designed her wedding dress for her wedding to Howard K. Stern.

Daniel was found dead over a month ago in his mother's hospital room following the birth of his sister, Danielynn.

Finally! I guess Anna is looking to stay in the Bahamas indefinitely. I won't even comment on the trucker cap.

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Flamer and the Tramp

2006-10-19T13:55:00.000-04:00

Blohan attended Tommy Hilfuglies store opening in Paris last night and donned some tap shoes and a costume. She probably knows that Tommy likes it campy, the old queen!

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Save Tinkerbell

2006-10-19T13:21:00.000-04:00

Parasite Hilton claims she wants to distance herself from the "porn thing", but bitch went out yesterday looking like she was about to shoot a gang bang flick. Seriously, she looks like a hooker with that new hair. Anyway, she was probably focusing on herself as usual while she dragged poor Tinkerbell across a parking lot.

Somebody please tell Tink that it's ok to bite this bitch in the bagina.

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Tori Spelling is One Step Closer to Soft Core Porn

2006-10-19T12:47:00.000-04:00

Tori Spelling and her husband, Dean McDermott, are finally learning their place in showbiz by starring in a reality show. The pair are currently looking to buy a guest house with the nickels and dimes Tori got in her inheritance. They will open the guest house to tourists and document it all for a reality tv show.

A rep for the couple (her dog probably) said this, "They are pitching a reality show, but we will not comment on any of the details."

Tori's last show, NoTorious, was never officially called "cancelled" but you know that mess is never coming back.

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America's Next Dumb Photoshoot

2006-10-19T12:23:00.001-04:00

What the hell is wrong over at ANTM?! These photoshoots are getting lamer and lamer. This week the girls had to portray "celebrity couples" and posed with themselves. They failed to portray two of the most famous celeb couples, TomKat and Posh & Becks. I mean, I still don't understand why they can't do normal shit. This show is going downhill fast and needs desperately to pull itself back up. AJ was sent home over that man Jaeda. I don't know what's going on, but he/she has been in the bottom for the third time. Tyra must be sucking her dick!

I still think Caridee is going to take this in the end, but I have a feeling the photoshoots are only going to get worse. Apparently, Fabio is their shoot partner next week. Ugh.

My Favorite This Week: AJ (above) - Because homegirl knew this photoshoot was lame.

My Least Favorite: Brooke (below) - Because Britney Spears hasn't looked like that for at least 20 years!

Melrose as Donald & Melania - Michelle as Ellen & Portia

Jaeda as Bobby & Whitney - Eugena as Beyonce & Jay-Z

Anchal as Oprah & Steadman - Amanda as Ashton & Demi

Caridee as Brad & Angelina

The "Who Cares?" News!!

2006-10-19T12:08:00.000-04:00

Stingrays are out for blood!

Yoko Ono sues EMI for $10 million claiming she was cheated out of royalty money.

Sofia Coppola reveals the sex of her baby and let's hope the poor thing looks nothing like her pony-face.

Screech talks about his sex tape more and nobody's listening. Just show us the doo doo already.

Jack Osbourne Better Watch Himself

2006-10-19T11:37:00.000-04:00

Pete Doherty is really upset with Jack Osbourne for his claims that he made out with Kate Moss. Petey thinks that Jack is only using the story to promote his book.

Pete said, "To use Kate like that, it's just not right. I mean, even if they did kiss before I was with her, it's not right. The twat is out of order."

Kate has denied ever making out with Jack.

Petey is actually looking much better these days. He's seen here leaving a London court, which is like a second home to him, yesterday afternoon.

George Michael goes to court as much as he does. They should carpool.

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What the Hell Kind of GD Photoshoot is This?

2006-10-19T11:16:00.000-04:00

Nicky Hilton is seen here taking part in some nude photoshoot featuring truly fug models. I'm not sure what the concept it, but if Nicky is in it than I have to hand it to the photographer. Drawing attention from Nicky's fug face by using twigs and berries is the way to go.

The dude's dick is a little on the small side and his nuts are a little on the huge side, but beggars can't be choosers. Click photos to see larger and trust me, it doesn't get that much bigger.

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Giorgio Armani Will Design the Alien Princess' Dress

2006-10-19T11:00:00.000-04:00

Sorry Chanel, Giorgio Armani has won the bid to design Katie Holmes' wedding dress when she marries Tom Cruise in Italy next month. Choosing Armani fits in with their whole Italian theme. The couple are rumored to be married at George Clooney's villa in Lake Como, Italy. Reps for George deny the story as just rumor and not factual.

A rep for the couple said, "I can confirm that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have asked Giorgio Armani to design their official wedding attire for their upcoming marriage."

Tom should match Katie in a white straight jacket. That's just my two cents.

Sorry I'm still using cat photos, but I can't bear to look at Tom's crazy ass grin for a while.

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Parasite Hilton is One Big Flop

2006-10-19T10:44:00.000-04:00

Parasite Hilton's sex tape sold around 700,000 copies. Her debut album didn't even sell half of that, I'm not sure it even sold a third of that. So, it's no surprise that her latest film is turning out to be a joke as well. National Lampoon's Pledge This! centers around a sorority president at fictional South Beach University. That's basically it. The movie also stars Simon Rex who is also no stranger to sex tapes.

The movie will most likely never see the silver screen and will go straight to video later this year. Parasite Hilton knows this shit sucks and is distancing herself from it. She has pulled out of the film's premiere party on October 28th.

A source said, "It is a limited release that will likely go straight to video. Paris doesn't really want to be associated with it. Her movie career is not exactly booming, and she needs to not be seen as a flop. Also, the movie has a lot of topless women in it, and she is trying to distance herself from the whole porn thing."

A rep for Parasite denies all of this and confirms she will attend the premiere.

When is Hollywood going to realize that this ho belong in the SFV making hardcore and not making actual movies. Come on now? She's only good for sucking dick and she's not even good at that!

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And the Winner of Project Runway is...

2006-10-19T10:31:00.000-04:00

Last night's season finale of Project Runway 3 wasn't much of a surprise. Earlier in the episode you could tell who they were setting up to win and who they were setting up to make you think was going to win. Going in, everyone though Michael Knight was going to take it home. I kind of knew this wasn't going to happen, because the obvious winners never win. He also had the worst overall collections and blamed it on his youth, 28.

The episode cleared Jeffrey Sebelia of being the "bad guy" by clearing his name after Laura Bennett accused him of outside sewing help on his collection. He cried tears of joy when Tim Gunn told him he could still compete. He went over the $8,000 budget but clearly had the best collection and won against Uli in the end.

I also didn't think Uli was going to win, because after viewing the collections everyone said hers was the best. Overall, I think Jeffrey was the best choice and yes he's a royal a-hole, but the show should be about giving the $100,000 to the most talented and not the nicest person.

They should've brought back Austin Scarlett as one of the models though. He would look hot in Jeffrey's dresses for that Elle Magazine spread.

An Alien Has Landed!

2006-10-19T09:17:00.000-04:00

Posh Beckham is taking over the world. From Paris (above) to Tokyo (below) she's spreading her fashion message. She was in Tokyo yesterday promoting her new jewelry line and also talking about her new fashion website where women and fans can buy everything Posh from jeans to jewelry. The site is called DVBstyle.com and will launch on October 30th to coincide with her new book. She is also in talks with American Idol producer, Simon Fuller, to judge a fashion-type show for the US.

Since Posh is keeping busy, she says that she's done delivering babies.

"I would love to have more children, maybe not for a year or so because I'm enjoying the three I've got - and it's hard work."

Her doctor also probably told her she couldn't have anymore tummy tucks. Please tell me she's not going to adopt an African baby!

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The CAPTION THIS CONTEST Winner for October 18th!!!

2006-10-19T09:09:00.000-04:00

amber alert! rachel zoe has kidnapped suri cruise and is attempting to style her! - Anonymous

Runner-ups:

This sweet little girl suddenly finds herself craving a McRib. - debadoo

"Please hurry up and take the damn picture, this brat is a fucken fat ass!" - Simone

Rachel Zoe does a meet and greet with employees of the sweat shop---errr----factory where her new clothing line is produced. - bz

Hot Slut of the Day!

2006-10-19T08:20:00.000-04:00

Karina Smirnoff from Dancing with the Stars

Birthday Sluts

2006-10-19T08:11:00.000-04:00

Don Johnson (54)
Ty Pennington (41)
Chris Kattan (36)
Trey Parker (37)
Jon Favreau (40)
Evander Holyfield (44)
Jennifer Holliday (46)
John Lithgow (61)
Michael Gambon (66)

Who Would You Rather Punch in the Face?

2006-10-18T18:45:00.000-04:00

Parasite Hilton & Cameron Diaz at William Rast on 10/18

Chestica Simpson Gets Owned

2006-10-18T18:19:00.000-04:00

Nick Lachey is a happy man these days. He has a new girlfriend and better yet, he's sold twice as many albums as his ex, Chestica Simpson.

Ches's album has sold roughly 218,000 copies while Nick has sold around 545,000 copies.

This is a huge drop in sales for her, because her last album sold almost 3 million copies.

I have to say that her album is so awful that it's good. It's like high art.

In other Chestica news: Johnny Depp hates her ass. She told Rachael Ray, "I made a fool out of myself in front of Johnny Depp. Dane Cook and I hosted the Teen Choice Awards and Johnny made this surprise appearance and I was struck - like by lightening. I said all the wrong things and I ended up saying, 'OK, I'm going to shut up now' and walked away."

He probably thought she was some retarded girl brought by one of the stars for the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

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Tom is Still Trying to Get Some Becks Lovin'

2006-10-18T17:23:00.000-04:00

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Tom Cruise wants David Beckham so bad it even hurts me. Not only has he tried desperately to become his friend, making Katie Holmes hang around with Posh, but now he thinks he can buy Becks with a movie career. Tom really think Becks can make it big in Hollyweird and wants to help him out.

Tom recently said, "The guy is so multi-talented and I would welcome the chance to work with him on a movie. He would make a great baddie, playing against type. It would be a sure fire box office hit."

I'm sick of posting pics of Tom Cruise, so I went with this one of two cats instead. Strangely, these two do kind of look like Tom and Becks. Tom being the little orange one, of course.

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Mo'Nique in Flavor of Love Charm School

2006-10-18T15:45:00.000-04:00

After yesterday's post about the new Flavor of Love spin-off featuring the girls from season 1 and 2 in a charm school, I received more tips. Mo'Nique is apparently the host and judge. Shooting is set to begin late next month in California. Also, there will be 10 girls and the final prize will be cold hard cash. No word yet on any casting info or when the show will debut.

I'm not sure how Mo'Nique is going to be a charm school judge seeing as she doesn't know how to operate a Nair bottle or a razor. Crunk + Disorderly made this observation from her appearance at last night's Black Movie Awards.

Afternoon Crumbs

2006-10-18T15:08:00.000-04:00

Atoosa Rubenstein's reflection - FourFour

Paula Abdul gets served on eBay - A Socialite's Life

Angelina Jolie's all demure and crap now that she's a mother - Hollywood Rag

Mischa Barton slips - Egotastic!

Carmen Electra might go dyke - Hollywood Tuna

In cased you missed it, the skinny Brit Brit - IDLYITW

Gabriel Aubry is so damn fine, but probs dumb as shit - Just Jared

Aniston should save the dough and get her face fixed - Celebrity Nation

Worst magazine cover ever - Popsugar

Traci Bingham the Buttaface - The Bastardly

My Halloween costume - Mollygood

Models Working for Food?!?

2006-10-18T13:38:00.000-04:00

How can you work for something that you don't even use. That's like KFed working for shampoo or Paris Hilton working for condoms.

Model, Clarissa Anderson, said that she didn't get paid one cent for working on Bravo's Project Runway. In fact she says they worked for food only. She said they worked 15-hours a day, sometimes two days in a row and received no compensation.

"Just doing (Project Runway) and not being able to do other jobs while doing that was hard for me. I had to beg parents for money because I simply had no income at all. I was so busy with the show that I wasn't really able to get other jobs through my agency because anything I did book I couldn't do because we were probably filming that day."

She said that Heidi Klum barely talked to them and that the producers said they would gain a lot of exposure and so far she hasn't seen anything.

"They say, it's good exposure and everyone's going to see you; just think of all the jobs you'll get. I haven't gotten many jobs because of it, like none."

Tonight is the show's finale and I'm guessing Michael Knight takes this one home. Clarissa happens to be Michael's final model. Bitch needs to shut it and go eat something.

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A Necklace That is Even Too Elegant for Tori Spelling

2006-10-18T13:09:00.000-04:00

Tori Spelling and her husband, Dean McDermott, were so excited when they found out she was knocked up that they kept the pregnancy test stick. They figured out a way to immortalize this moment forever. Dean is planning to make a necklace for Tori out of the stick.

He said, "We still have the pregnancy stick. I'm going to make a necklace out of it!"

At about $15, this is probably the only kind of necklace Tori can afford. Why the hell would you wear your vagina piss all over your damn neck?!

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Future White Trash Baby Alert!

2006-10-18T12:55:00.000-04:00

Pamela Anderson and her husband, Kid Rock, are apparently trying to have a kid. She has brushed off rumors that she is pregnant and sources close to the couple state she's not pregnant right now, but that they are trying.

A source said, "Kid wanted to get back with Pam partly because of this, but she didnÂt know he wanted a child. They are trying really hard right now."

This news may upset Tommy Lee, because according to friends he wanted to have a baby with her before she got married to Kid.

Pam is seen in these pics looking like a haggard mess as she leaves Paris Hilton's house. Methinks that if she was pregnant, she isn't anymore after being exposed to Paris' toxic skank.

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The "Who Cares?" News!!

2006-10-18T12:42:00.000-04:00

Lance and Matthew: The love that was not meant to be

The TomKat wedding is coming together with Italy as their background. Poor Italians.

Megan from Melrose Place has a baby!

Reese Witherspoon tries her best to look happy.

Helena Bonham Carter is Mrs. Lovett

2006-10-18T12:19:00.000-04:00

Helena Bonham Carter will fill Angela Lansbury's shoes as Mrs. Lovett in Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd. She will star opposite Johnny Depp who plays the title character.

Mrs. Lovett, a role originated onstage by Angela Lansbury, is a murderess who dispenses her victims' bodies in meat pies and becomes the amorous accomplice of the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. In most stage productions, Mrs. Lovett has been about a decade older than the Demon Barber and is usually someone in her 50s; Carter and Depp are about the same age and in their early 40s.

Sacha Baron Cohen aka Ali G is in talks to join the cast as Signor Adolfo Pirelli. Shooting begins early next year for a late Christmas 2007 release. It will be shot entirely in England.

Helena only got the role from sucking the director's fug dick! I mean, she'll probably be good but I can't help thinking that there were better hos out there. Tim Burton of course has a history casting his main bitch in all of his movies.

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Cracker Barrell Only Loves "Crackers"

2006-10-18T11:43:00.000-04:00

Chris Rock's mother, Rose Rock, is planning to sue the restaurant franchise, Cracker Barrell, because she says she discriminated due to the color of her skin. Rose and her 21-year-old daughter waited over half an hour before Rose asked to speak to the manager. She told him that she was ignored by the staff and didn't appreciate it. The manager at the South Carolina franchise offered to comp their meal. She didn't like this.

She said, "He never called over the waitress and asked, 'Why did these people sit here for an hour without service?' The only thing he said was we could have a free meal and neither of us wanted to eat."

The restaurant was filled with white folks and Rose says they all received speedy treatment.

The chain has faced allegations in the past for discrimination against blacks and gays.

A rep said, "It has always been a violation of our policies and procedures and it is neither condoned nor allowed. We do not allow the type of behavior you are describing."

Rose is working with Rev. Al Sharpton to help with her case. His organization is funding the lawsuit.

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It's Always the Nanny

2006-10-18T11:33:00.000-04:00

Sara Evans and a woman that should've been her nanny

What is wrong with these women? Why don't they hire some skanky ass nanny that smells like shit and tastes even worse? Then they wonder why their husband cheated on their asses with the nanny?

Sara Evans' nanny and friend, Alison Clinton, is shocked and appalled that Sara would ever consider that she screwed her man. Sure. Not only is Sara claiming that her man is into porn, but she's claiming that he boinked the nanny.

Alison doesn't like this one bit and said, "It's just devastating. It absolutely feels like a death, there's just no explanation for it, it just kills me inside ... I cry myself to sleep every night."

She has threatened to sue Sara if she doesn't remove her name from the divorce papers.

Sara was a bride at Alison's wedding and I can't find the footage, but Alison was one of the skankiest brides I've ever seen. Her fake implants were like falling out of her cheap dress. It was on Access Hollywood or one of those last night.

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Two Alley Cats Fighting Over a Fish Head

2006-10-18T11:05:00.000-04:00

Nicole Richie looks like a damn 3-year-old standing next to the crypt creeper herself, Rachel Zoe. This is a smart move, because the normally ill-looking Nicole is positively glowing next to death. I think that a herd of rabbits were walking across the street and saw the devil himself and instantly died. Rachel being the crafty ho she is, immediately turned them into a little shrug.

Did Paul McCartney Get Ghetto on Heather Mills?

2006-10-18T10:49:00.000-04:00

Things are getting even uglier in the Paul McCartney/Heather Mills divorce and I'm not talking about Heather's mug! She has lashed out against Paul claiming that he beat her ass and was drunk and high most of the time. Paul firmly denies these allegations and claims she's lying just to get more dough.

She claims that he stabbed her in the arm with a broken glass and choked her ass. She also says that Paul has treated her like a dog ever since divorce proceedings started in January. She says, that he had her "crawling on her hands and knees while dragging her wheelchair, crutches and her personal possessions".

Paul doesn't have pre-nup and Heather wants half of everything.

Heather has been very public about the divorce divulging details of their marriage.

This one-legged bitch will do anything to get the cash. She's playing dirty and part of me kind of loves it. You know she was the one who beat his ass with her fake leg!

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CoCo is Too Hot for Stores

2006-10-18T10:41:00.000-04:00

Ice-T's newest album "Gangsta Rap" is causing problems due to the cover. The cover features a nude Ice-T with a nude CoCo, his wife. Retailers everywhere are demanding that the cover be censored or they won't sell it at all. CoCo's nude ass is bare for everyone to see.

One retailer said, "We're getting lots of flak about it. What we're going to have to do is place stickers over parts of the photo to avoid any problems."

Ice-T doesn't know what to say and doesn't think it's that bad. "You should see the picture when Coco's leg is not there."

Does that mean he's hung large? I'm suddenly interested.

Anything with a nude CoCo is fine with me. Bitch is hot and deserves to be on every cover of every album and every magazine. Her beauty is undeniable. It probably scares kids though, so I understand.

I don't have a problem with the nudity, I have a problem that the thing looks like it was created with a "make your own calendar" kit.

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Got Gross?

2006-10-18T09:28:00.000-04:00

Even Kimora Man Simmons has a damn "Got Milk" ad. They will give that trash to anybody. I think she takes hormones with her milk, though.

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Whitney Houston Keeps Her Promise and Files for Divorce

2006-10-18T09:17:00.000-04:00

Whitney Houston had made it official and filed for divorce from her husband of 14 years, Bobby Brown. Her rep confirms that she filed papers in an Orange County, CA court.

She first announced news of divorce last month. She is seeking custody of Bobbi Kristina. Reps for Bobby Brown refuse to comment, because he can't afford a rep!

Whitney is apparently spending her days keeping clean and working on a comeback album while Bobby Brown is partying and avoiding rumors that he's with Karrine "Supahead" Steffans. Karrine denies they are together.

Bobby is also about to start filming another reality show without Whitney. I'm sorry, but Whitney was the reason "Being Bobby Brown" worked and without her, he's got shit. In more ways than one.

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The CAPTION THIS CONTEST Winner for October 17th!!!

2006-10-18T08:56:00.000-04:00

It's hard out here for a pimp on an allowance - Rough Rider

Runner-up:

Paternity Is My Problem. - Tender Cavity

Hot Slut of the Day!

2006-10-18T08:26:00.000-04:00

A.J. Benza

For beanpuffmassacre

Birthday Sluts

2006-10-18T08:15:00.000-04:00

Zac Efron (19)
Carly Schroeder (17)
Vincent Spano (44)
Wynton Marsalis (45)
Jean-Claude Van Damme (46)
Marina Navratilova (50)
Pam Dawber (55)
Terry McMillan (55)
Dawn Wells (69)
Peter Boyle (71)

Madge Letter of the Day!

2006-10-17T18:02:00.000-04:00

My husband and I began the adoption process many months prior to our trip to Malawi. I did not wish to disclose my intentions to the world prior to the adoption happening as this is a private family matter. After learning that there were over one million orphans in Malawi, it was my wish to open up our home and help one child escape an extreme life of hardship, poverty and in many cases death, as well as expand our family.

Nevertheless, we have gone about the adoption procedure according to the law like anyone else who adopts a child. Reports to the contrary are totally inaccurate. The procedure includes an 18-month evaluation period after which time we hope to make this adoption permanent. This was not a decision or commitment that my family or I take lightly.

I am overwhelmed and inspired by my trip to Malawi and hope that it helps bring attention to how much more the world needs to do to help the children of Africa.

My heartfelt thanks for all the good wishes I have received and I hope the press will allow my family some room for us to experience the joy we feel to have David home.

Madonna Ritchie October 17, 2006 London, England

Somebody shove a cone bra in this cow's mouth.

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BREAKING! Victoria Rowell is Missing!

2006-10-17T16:48:00.000-04:00

Young and the Restless star, Victoria Rowell was last seen yesterday night The Arts National Art Awards in NYC. She was seated next to Aretha Franklin when she dropped a little meat sauce on her dress. She hasn't been seen since!

Aretha was seen later with a mouthful of weave.

Which Laguna Beach Bitch is Cutting Coke?

2006-10-17T16:30:00.000-04:00

One of the Laguna Beach kids posed cutting some lines of coke with her friend. This is Nikki and apparently she's in the new season and is Tyler's sister. I don't really watch the show, but I love seeing teenage pieces of trash get caught.

She's probably going to say that they were just making a cake for their parents and she's cleaning up the flour.

Stupid whore. If you're going to do coke, don't take pictures!

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Mike Tyson to Beat Down Women for Cash

2006-10-17T16:18:00.000-04:00

Mike Tyson is hoping to stage a comeback by beating down women for money. Unfortunately, this isn't a joke.

On his next boxing tour, he is planning to share the ring with several women boxers including Anne Wolf. His tour will kickoff in Youngstown, Ohio this Friday and will hit other cities for charity. Mike promises though that nobody will get that hurt.

"I'm not 20 years old. I'm not going to smash anybody. I'm not going to talk about smashing anybody's brains. You're not going to see that guy no more."

Anne's promoter denied that she was going to fight him, "That's the first we've heard of it. No state would sanction that. She would be outweighed by 60 to 70 pounds."

"Ann would never entertain the idea."

They should throw Robin Givens in there and let her return the favor. Better yet throw Shanna Moakler in there and make Tyson wear a Paris Hilton mask. I'm sure his dick is as thick as her used clit.

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A New Flavor of Love Spin-Off Coming Soon!

2006-10-17T15:57:00.000-04:00

In the past few months I have gotten a little tidbit here and there regarding a reality show Vh1 was considering. I didn't think much of it, because it sounded too good to be true. Apparently, the show has been greenlit with casting underway. Again, this is not confirmed and could turn out to be nothing. This isn't The Flavorette either which stars New York and is wrapping up this week.

The new show will feature girls from both Flavor of Love 1 and Flavor of Love 2. Producers are hoping to throw the girls in a "fish out of water" type situation. I have heard different concepts.

The first concept is that the girls will be put on a farm or ranch like The Simple Life. The girls would then compete in who is the best cowgirl on the farm or ranch.

The second concept is a "My Fair Lady" type show. The girls will be enrolled in a charm school and will compete to be the finest lady.

And lastly, I've gotten a few emails on this concept. The girls will be put into a house with a group of guys. The girls will then compete over the men and each week the men in the house will vote on which girl they like the least and she will go home.

Details are fuzzy and again this could all be rumor.

I really hope it isn't, because this will make for a much more entertaining show than The Flavorette. Flavor of Love worked because of the dynamics between the hos. Putting them all together and making them compete once again is genius and I think putting them on a farm or in charm school is even better!

Just make sure that Hottie and Toastee are in the cast and it will all be good.

I'm sure if this is true, we will get more details later!

UPDATE - It looks like the show is confirmed and apparently comedian, Mo'nique will be their teacher at a charm school! It looks like Vh1 is going with the charm school idea after all. No word yet on casting or filming dates.

Afternoon Crumbs

2006-10-17T15:05:00.000-04:00

MK is keeping her shit to herself - Mollygood

Dannie Minogue gets sloshed - Egotastic!

Posh is really talented and smart - Hollywood Tuna

Vivica Fox and her forehead for days - Concrete Loop

CBGB's says goodnight - Cityrag

Paris and Blohan rub STDs again - IDLYITW

Zahara gets some rickshaw action - Just Jared

Denise and Charlie get together - Popsugar

Ellen Barking has effed the Clooney - A Socialite's Life

Naked Sundays for Xtina - Hollywood Rag

Note to Wesley Snipes: Don't drop the soap in jail - TMZ

The Amazing Race All-Stars is Coming!

2006-10-17T12:48:00.000-04:00

CBS is doing what they should've done for Amazing Race 10 and is shooting an All-Stars version for their 11th season. TVGasm is reporting that everything is set for the new season and the teams have been selected and they have signed on the dotted line. Shooting begins next month.

Apparently, the only two teams pretty much confirmed are Colin and Christie and the most popular and famous AR couple ever, Mirna and Schmirna. There are rumors as to the other teams, but these two seem concrete.

How could they not do an all-stars without Mirna and Schmirna? This two were the hottest of the hot. Remember when Charla was forced to carry that huge slab of meat by Mirna? I mean, it can't get any better than that.

Here are some other teams I hope they include:

Team Jesus
David & Margaretta
Oswald & Danny
Teri & Ian
Don & Mary Jean
Adam & Rebecca
Jonathan & Victoria
Lori & Bolo
Meredith & Gretchen
Megan & Heidi
Lisa & Joni
Lyn & Karlyn
David & Mary

Also, in the current season of Amazing Race two of the final three teams have been leaked. Apparently, they were spotted in the city before the final city. These two teams are:

These bitches
and
These Bitches

Look Who's on the Cover of Elle!

2006-10-17T12:36:00.000-04:00

Jordan aka Katie Price graces November's cover of Elle Magazine UK. This bitch is moving up in the World. Last week, Jordan sat front row at the Christian Dior show next to Mario Testino.

I'm so proud! Where's Harvey's cover though?

Thx Albz

Tweedle Dog and Tweedle Fug

2006-10-17T12:24:00.000-04:00

Fergie and Asshole Simpson met up last night in London for dinner at Mr. Chow's. Asshole is currently performing in Chicago and Fergie is there to fix her meth face. Actually, she's there to promote her album.

The two looked like fug twins as they strolled into the eatery causing hundreds of diners to head for the door after losing their appetites.

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The "Who Cares?" News!!

2006-10-17T12:05:00.000-04:00

Is an all-smoking airline in the works? That shit better be free.

The world will be seeing more of Calista Flockhart's pulled face as Brothers and Sisters gets a full season.

Rapper, Fabolous gets shot in the thigh. Fab who?

Sara Evans blame it all on the nanny!

Dove Cares About Us

2006-10-17T11:55:00.000-04:00

This is a new commercial from Dove which shows the evolution of a photoshoot. They take an average looking woman and turn her into somebody else with the help of lights, make-up and Photoshop. Dove wants us to believe they actually care and want to make a difference. They just want to sell us cheap soap that smells like hell.

That being said, it's a hot commercial. They should've used a celebrity though.

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African Babies are the New Sidekick 3

2006-10-17T11:33:00.000-04:00

Britney Spears apparently is copying Madonna by adopting an African baby.

Brit Brit has two sons with KFed, SPF1 and SPF2. She has been so inspired by Madonna's shopping visit to Africa that she's looking to follow in her footsteps.

A source said, "Britney has always been inspired by Madonna - both musically and by the way she lives her life and conducts herself.

"She really admires what Madonna is doing at the moment and adopting is something which she could see herself doing one day. She wants to have a large family."

Britney is currently speaking to her lawyers about the possibility.

The day that this happens the end of Western Civilization will be over as we know it.

What the hell is wrong with these celebrities? This story is probably false, but I can totally see Brit talking about it seriously. Like, "Y'all I really want one of those poor babies Y'all! They are cute and SPF needs someone to pick up after him!"

Ugh.

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Move Over Zahara, There's a New African Baby in Town

2006-10-17T11:21:00.000-04:00

David Banda is the 13-month-old baby boy that Madge is in the process of adopting. He recently made his way to her London home where he's staying now while the legalities of the adoption are being worked out.

Madge said, 'It's so worth it. He's just the best baby ever. Guy and I have never been happier.'

David will join Madge's other children, Rocco and Lourdes.

Apparently, she isn't stopping there and already has her eye on a little girl from the same village as David.

She said, "I looked at this child with questioning dark eyes and the saddest smile. I thought, 'She looks just like me.' I told Guy, 'We must give this child a home, too.'"

Somebody get this kid a therapist and some Valium. We should start him early, because his childhood isn't going to be easy. Better yet, get him some morphine.

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TomKat's November 23rd Wedding?

2006-10-17T11:07:00.000-04:00

Katie Holmes has already said she has the dress and now the place may be George Clooney's villa in Lake Como, Italy. This was the exact place where Brangelina were rumored to be getting married as well. Sources say that the date is November 23rd. Katie was spotted there recently after her trip to Paris with Posh Beckham.

A source said, "The wedding is scheduled for mid-November. Kate had looked at various hotels [in the area] but the venue is to be George's villa."

It is also rumored that Posh will be her maid of honor.

The ceremony will be a civil service and not involve any kind of religion.

Katie was recently seen looking much slimmer as she got into the back of a hearse. Well, being married to Tom Cruise is probably like being buried alive anyway.

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Brad Pitt and Fishsticks to Reunite!

2006-10-17T10:58:00.000-04:00

Brad Pitt has signed on to star in "Dirty Tricks" which also stars Fishsticks Paltrow.

The film follows the women of Watergate and also features Sharon Stone, Meryl Streep, Annette Bening and Jill Clayburgh.

Streep stars as Martha Mitchell, the whistle- blowing wife of Nixon chief of staff John Mitchell.

Annette Bening plays White House correspondent Helen Thomas, the recipient of many of Mitchell’s leaks. Gwyneth Paltrow will play Maureen Dean, the wife of John Dean who, unlike Mitchell, stood squarely behind her man as the administration went down in scandal. And Jill Clayburgh will play Pat Nixon, who grew to loathe Mitchell for destabilizing the presidency.

It's unclear what Brad's role is in the film. The pair broke up in 1997 and haven't been in a film together since.

I hope they hook-up on set, so Angie can show up and break that dumb whore's legs.

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Blohan's Plans

2006-10-17T10:52:00.000-04:00

20-year-old, Lindsay Blohan, already has her life pretty much mapped out. In the November issue of InStyle Magazine, she says that she wants an Oscar and a husband by the time she turns thirty.

"I want to get married before I'm 30. And have my house. And make the kind of record I want. And I'd like to win an Oscar before then."

She claims that she's slowed down her party ways and is looking to ground herself. She's taking a breather from Harry Morton and is working on her third album which will be about falling in love for the first time and heartbreak.

Married by 30? Sure. Oscar by 30? Ugh. Knowing this damn industry, it will probably happen. They will give an Oscar to just about anyone.

She forgot about overdosing by 23.

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KFed is a BonafideTube Star!

2006-10-17T10:34:00.000-04:00

First CSI and now this crap. KFed made an appearance on last night's WWE and got his stupid ass fake kicked by John Cena. This is so damn cliche. He's in his element though. I only wish that they would've kicked his stupid ass for real.

The stunt was to promote his album, Playing with Fire, which hits stores on Halloween. He was booed by fans before being delivered his fake beatdown. It will air on the USA Network tonight.

I'm sure the YouTube will be up any second now.

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A Whole New Set of Ear Drums

2006-10-17T09:29:00.000-04:00

A Whole New World from Aladdin is a special song for Peter Andre and Jordan. The pair sang it at their wedding and also performed it at a charity event a year ago. At that event they smartly lip-synced it.

Well, a newer version has been leaked. Apparently, the new version doesn't have any kind of effects. Peter Andre sounds fine, but Jordan sounds like her breast implants are popping while she's singing it. In her book, Jordan talks about how she thinks she has a nice enough voice. Looks like she needs to get those ears checked.

She's still the hotness though. Harvey really should've sang her part instead.

Click here to listen to it

Thx to all who sent it to me!

The CAPTION THIS CONTEST Winner for October 16th!!!

2006-10-17T09:24:00.000-04:00

You wouldn't know it by looking at me, but I am cooking a pot roast between my thighs. - Ted

Runner-ups:

Forget what you heard about New York---Krazy's Granny is the new Flavorette!!!!!!!!! - bz

I was going to jump out of a cake for your birthday...but I ate it. - Boogie

If you gave her a dirty Sanchez she'll probably make it into a sandwich for later! - El Bastardo

Hot Slut of the Day!

2006-10-17T09:19:00.000-04:00

Josie Bissett

Birthday Sluts

2006-10-17T09:09:00.000-04:00

Eminem (34)
Wyclef Jean (34)
Chris Kirkpatrick (35)
Ziggy Marley (38)
Norm MacDonald (43)
Rob Marshall (46)
Alan Jackson (48)
Margot Kidder (58)
George Wendt (58)

Which Davis Brother Would You Hit?

2006-10-16T17:56:00.000-04:00

Brandon at a Teen Vogue party on 9/21 or Jason at L.A. Fashion week on 10/15

Her Breasts Will Do the Singing

2006-10-16T17:17:00.000-04:00

Scarlett Johansson has apparently signed a record deal and is recording an album filled with Tom Waits covered called surprisingly enough, Scarlett Sings Tom Waits. She is signed to Rhino Records' label, Atco. She is currently recording and will do so through the Winter with a possible 2007 Spring release.

This album will most likely show how sophisticated and grown up she is. Please, no matter what she's still screwing Josh Hartnett and he's nothing but a nasty frat boy. Scarlett has a hot bod, but homegirl reads blank on the silver screen. She's gonna need major work to make any song sound like it has any kind of depth. Like I said, her biggest assets should do the humming.

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Xtina Quote of the Day!

2006-10-16T17:03:00.000-04:00

on being caught pissing in a bucket:

"I'm very comfortable with my naked body. There's probably even some video of me peeing."

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Afternoon Crumbs

2006-10-16T15:39:00.000-04:00

Tom continues to suck the life out of Katie using the backdrop of a teen soccer game - Popsugar

Sarah Michelle Gellar loved being a porn star - Hollywood Rag

Boy George is no one to talk - A Socialite's Life

Carmen Electra should've been a scientist - IDLYITW

Blohan loves to flash her stuff - Cityrag

Who the hell stopped Scarlett from exposing the hotness? - Hollywood Tuna

Don Johnson is banging a teen porn star - Glitterati

Lily Allen dazzles Los Angeles - Popbytes

Blohan wants to take a year off, so why did she sign up for another movie? - Egotastic!

More photos of Madge's death hands - Mollygood

Fug Leading the Fug

2006-10-16T14:41:00.000-04:00

Eva LongWHORIA spent some quality time her man, Tony Parker's, mom in Paris yesterday. My eyes don't know where to rest. I look up and see two nasty-ass faces and I look down I see two fugly fug purses.

I would normally think it smart for Eva to pose next to someone so fug, to make herself look hotter. In this case, Tony mom's ugly brings out Eva's hardcore and true fug. It's like when the sunlight hits a leaf and you can see the gold in it.

Thx Brenda

Guess the Ho?

2006-10-16T14:18:00.000-04:00

UPDATE - Click here to see the ho behind the smile. Congrats to an anonymous bitch who won this!

The Real World #89

2006-10-16T13:22:00.000-04:00

The Real World: Denver is premiering soon and here's a video showing the highlights of the season. Basically, they could've compiled clips from any season and it would've been the same shit. Does anybody even watch this show anymore?

The casting department at MTV really needs to take a look at the situation. They always cast the same kind of gay, the same kind of black guy, the same kind of emotional slut. The cast members usually just get drunk and cry then fight and then screw each other.

I'll pass, because I can watch this same kind of behavior on Cheaters.

UPDATE - The video isn't showing up for some of you. Here's a link to it!

Thx Nicmak

Britney's Back

2006-10-16T13:09:00.000-04:00

*images removed by request, but I'm sure you can find em!"

Just weeks after giving birth to SPF2, a skinnier Britney Spears showed herself in Malibu. Wearing an argyle sweater and truly fug sunglasses she made her way to Planet Blue escorted by a new bodyguard.

Homegirl got a makeover and by makeover I mean full lipo and a tummy tuck. I miss the platform flip flops and hot pink gypsy skirts! Let's hope this is just a one-time show and the old, elegant Britney will come back. I mean she's not even holding a Starbucks!

Where's the real Brit?

Not Something I Needed to See

2006-10-16T12:57:00.000-04:00

Sheryl Crow in a bikini is not an image my brains needed to digest. I will say that her body looks hotter than a lot of girls half her age. She's like 80, right?

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Blohan and Knightley to Get It On!!!

2006-10-16T12:04:00.000-04:00

Lindsay Blohan has joined Keira Knightley in The Best Time of Our Lives. The film was written by Keira's mother, Sharman MacDonald. It revolves around an incident involving Welsh poet, Dylan Thomas, and his wife in which one of her childhood friends and her husband opened fire on their house.

Keira will play the childhood friend and Blohan will play the wife of Thomas.

The film will revolve around the events leading up to the shooting. Keira and Blohan will have a lesbian relationship in the movie.

Blohan said, "It's a beautiful and amazing movie - a piece [that] takes place at the time of World War II. I have a child in the movie."

"[Keira] is older than me, but she kind of has a mysterious relationship with my lover. And then there's somewhat of a lesbian undertone."

Please tell me Blohan is going to do some kind of accent. That would be glorious. It would probably be the worst accent to hit the silver screen since Julia Roberts in Mary Reilly.

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The "Who Cares?" News!!

2006-10-16T11:39:00.000-04:00

Rosie O'Donnell's character on Nip/Tuck has proven so popular that she may get her own show. Please tell me they are airing it on Animal Planet.

Can trannies get pregnant?

Vince Vaughn plans to sue a newspaper for claiming he cheated on Jennifer Aniston. Bitch needs to shut up and take his anger out on a philly cheesteak.

A Yankee curse?

New York is The Flavorette

2006-10-16T11:26:00.000-04:00

New York will announce on The Flavor of Love reunion show that she is filming The Flavorette. The show is wrapping up now and will most likely debut next Spring.

Tiffany Patterson, age 24 (laughable, right) said,

“These men are worse than the women who were on season one and season two [of ‘Flavor of Love’]. This show is so chaotic, it’s overboard, it’s over-the-top, it’s extreme and these guys know they’re fighting for a wonderful woman so they’ve been at each other’s throats and I’m flattered by it. I can’t complain.” But that’s okay with her; she tells the paper, “I like it when the guys go at each other. I’m a prize, I’m so worth it — frankly, it turns me on.”

Also, a Dlisted reader e-mailed me and claimed that New York's appearance on Flavor of Love 2 was completely fake. I'm not surprised.

"Flava Flav already knew early on who he kind of wanted. The producers and Flav decided that New York should come back and make it to the final 2 and create this huge scene. They wanted to bring her back, because of her popularity. They also wanted to use her 'broken heart' as a reason for her own reality show. Everything New York did on the show was fake and producers told her what to say and how to say it. They wanted her to push Delishis into the pool at the end, but she declined"

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Jessica Alba is Too Sexy for Jesus

2006-10-16T11:04:00.000-04:00

The Alba asking Jesus why he made her so hot on the set of The Fantastic Four 2 on 10/12

We all can agree that Jessica Alba is pretty hot, but homegirl won't stop talking about how hard it is being sexy. Eva LongWhoria anyone? She said that she originally became a Christian, because the Latin American community rejected her due to her looks.

She now has left Christians, because she kept getting hit on.

She told Elle, "Older men would hit on me and my youth pastor said it was because I was wearing provocative clothing, when I wasn't.

"It just made me feel, like, if I was in anyway desirable to the opposite sex, that it was my fault, and it made me ashamed of my body and of being a woman."

Yeah, it's really hard being drop-dead hot. She shouldn't downplay her sex appeal, because that's what is getting her jobs. It isn't her acting chops that's for sure.

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Bindi Irwin is Taking Her Father's Place

2006-10-16T10:46:00.000-04:00

When Steve Irwin was killed, the world quickly adopted Bindi Irwin as their own. Her apperance at his memorial helped launch her into stardom. Things work quickly, because Bindi is already shooting her own special for Discovery Kids. The show which will air in January 2007 is called, Bindi, The Jungle Girl.

She said, "I'm trying to get across the message that don't be afraid of animals, they're just put on this earth to help the environment and everything like that."

The 26-episode show will also feature her father in scenes that were filmed before his death.

The little girl isn't afraid of animals at all even though her father was killed byone.

"Some people think that I would be afraid of them, but I'm never ever afraid of an animal. I just get excited and some that are dangerous I just think, 'Oooh! What's going to happen?' and things like that."

Hey, if you can get famous off of your father's death, why not? She should re-think the hair though. Other than that, she's adorable.

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Leave the Hag Alone!

2006-10-16T10:38:00.000-04:00

Madonna wants nothing more than to adopt an African baby so she looks better and feels better about herself. There's nothing wrong with that. Now, there's some child protection group that is trying to stop her from doing so.

A Malawian children's group named, The Eye of the Child, is challenging her ass in court from adopting 13-month old, David Banda.

The group said, "We are concerned that the High Court has taken a short cut and waived the law. We are registering our concern and will seek clarification from the court, after which we will decide what action to take."

Madonna's rep confirms the adoption, but she has left Africa for London without the baby.

However, this morning one of Madonna's bodyguards was seen boarding a plane in Africa with a baby.

What is wrong with these people? I'm sure she can give this kid a better life than he already has. Yes, he will probably grow up resentful and a drug addict, but at least he'll be wearing hot clothes while doing so!

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