Dlisted: 10/01/2006 - 10/08/2006

Saturday, October 07, 2006

They Strike Again!



Just because, here is our favorite BFFs, Posh and Katie in Paris again. I don't think these too even speak to each other. They just put on their sunglasses, meet in the lobby and walk down any red carpet together.





The Photoshop Awards: Methface Fergie in Complex







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This is What Perfection Looks Like



Now I know what I want for Christmas. This is Jordan's 2007 calendar and bitch looks extra hot. I have a love/hate relationship with her, because word on the street is that this chick hates Dlisted. I have faith that she will recognize and we can be together again. In the meantime, I will continue to stalk her hot ass. I mean how can I hate a woman that looks like this?

Bitch is perfect.






Things are Back to Normal for Petey Bird & Kate!!



Looks like things are back to normal for Kate Moss and Pete Doherty. After a night of drinking and boozing, the pair got into a fight back at Kate's pad. Pete left at 3am with his coat torn and obviously fucked up. It's just another lovely night for the world's most stable couple.

Pete sure can take a picture. I'll give him that. I want to lick his belly scar.





Hot Slut of the Day!


Gretchen Wilson

Birthday Sluts



Thom Yorke (38)
Shawn Ashmore (27)
Rachel McAdams (30)
Taylor Hicks (30)
Nicole Ari Parker (36)
Toni Braxton (39)
Simon Cowell (47)
Dylan Baker (47)
Judy Landers (48)
Yo-Yo Ma (51)
John Cougar Mellencamp (55)

Friday, October 06, 2006

And the Emmy Goes to...



This is a clip from KFed on Thursday's CSI. He is a true thespian and I'm guessing Macbeth isn't far away.

He thinks he's so gangsta.

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Courtney Love looking like she got ran over by a herd of bulls at a Gucci event in LA on 10/5/06

Scary's Daughter Hates Her Ass



Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown and her daughter, Phoenix Chi (don't they have that on the menu at Starbucks?) arrived at Heathrow two days ago and that little girl does not look happy. You know she wishes Posh was her mom instead, because then wouldn't have to be wheeled around on that cheap ass luggage.

Do you think Scary is modeling a "look" from HairDo by Ken Paves?





The Hoff's Quote of the Day!



on K.I.T. being a fag:

"We have some fairly X-rated outtakes on 'Knight Rider.' Kitt was constantly asking, 'Do you want me to take you home Michael?' in that very camp voice of his."

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Afternoon Crumbs



Dita Von Teese and Scarlett Johansson kink it up for Flaunt Magazine - Egotastic!

Angelina Jolie is in India and surprisingly not to adopt a baby - Just Jared

Dane Cook goes back for seconds - Popsugar

Sienna Miller gets on her hands and knees and begs the people of Pittsburgh not to beat her ass - Mollygood

Dress up with the "Girls Next Door" - Hollywood Tuna

Beyonce is irreplaceable - Popbytes

You have to take a number to sue JLo - Glitterati

Jessica Simpsonhands - IDLYITW

TomKat on the move - Celebrity Nation

Is Pamela Anderson sporting a baby bump? - Hollywood Rag


Thanks to Maureen Callahan for mentioning Dlisted in the NY Post today!

Let Me See That Camel Toe


Juliette Lewis being the hotness in Leeds on 10/6

The "Who Cares?" News!!



YSL falls in Paris following his fashion show. Silly goose, anorexia for models not designers.

Joanna Kerns wasn't available so they went with the next best.

Billy Bush blogs about Eva falling down. This is the end of western civilization as we know it.

Posh is Katie's "Plus One"

Anthony Michael Who?

I Hope the Bottle Bought Her Dinner First



This is Corona's new "Grind It In Deeper" campaign which features a young woman in some sort of state of pleasure. I wonder if she takes it with or without a lime?

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7th Booty



Thanksgiving has come early in Jessica Biel's backside. She's smuggling a ham up in there. Who knew homegirl had a badonk-a-donk-donk ass like that? Please, Dr. 90210 gave her some ass implants.

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Here Comes the (Sedated) Bride...



Sources inside the TomKat camp claim that Tom will marry his effed-up bride before Thanksgiving. Plans are currently underway and Katie Holmes might be in Paris to pick out her wedding dress. There aren't any details about the ceremony, but the source insists it will happen in November.

The source also claims that right before the two went public in April 2005, Tom gave Katie a credit card with a $100,000 spending limit and told her to go to NYC and buy anything she wanted. Bitch should've bought some sanity at that point.

I'm not sure if I believe this. Virgin Space isn't launching until 2009, so I reckon it will be sometime around then. Mars will be the perfect honeymoon location for these nut jobs.

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Mrs. Garrett on Bongs: Lethal Combination



I've never seen this episode of Facts of Life where Tootie and Natalie bring home 3 bongs. This is a classic and needs no explanation.

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Pills. Glamour. Dark Sunglasses. Prom Dresses. Weird.



Welcome to Chanel ladies.

Posh Beckham and Katie Holmes created a media frenzy as they found their front row seats at the Chanel show in Paris today. Broadway producers need to try and book these two for a revival of the female version of The Odd Couple.

Again, they look like lesbos. Katie is the top and Posh is the bottom. What the hell is that woman wearing? I know it probably costs more than a car, but it looks like it was found in the discount bin at the Esprit outlet.





Let's Get Them Food and Education First



It's no secret that Madonna and Guy Ritchie visited an orphanage in Mulawi, Africa yesterday. There have been billions of reports that she bought a baby, but that isn't the case. Madge was in town to see how she should spend her $3 million. She plans to help the children out and she's starting with the water.

She wants to drill wells, so the children have clean water to drink. Not just any water eight, you guessed it..Kaballahallahah water.

A source said, "Water is the purest expression of God's sharing essence. The water will be Kaballah water."

I agree that these children need water, but not that garbage. It probably tastes like old vagina. Furthermore, you know she's going to charge them. It will be like 4 leaves for one sip.

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16-Year-Old Actress Having Kid!


Keisa and Shohreh Aghdashloo in The Nativity Story

Keisha Castle-Hughes became the youngest Best Actress nominee in Oscar history when at the age of 13 she was nominated for Whale Rider. She has since acted in films like Star Wars: Episode III and can be seen as the virgin Mary in The Nativity Story coming out this year.

The actress and her 19-year-old boyfriend are expecting their first child together. They have been together for 3 years. She currently lives in New Zealand.

They have been dating since she was 13? Ick. There goes her career. Bitch is gonna get all fat and nasty now.

At least it's not Dakota Fanning. Well, not yet anyway.

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Sienna Miller on "Shitsburgh" and More


Sienna "Fug" Miller in London on 9/30/06

When Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with the nanny, dumb ho got all upset and cried. She's singing a different tune now. She said that she's not into monogamy and doesn't believe in it.

"“I don'’t know monogamymy is a weird thing for me. It's an overrated virtue, because, let'’s face it, we'’re f-cking animals."

Then why were you crying up a storm when your man cheated on your fug ass? Riddle me this, dumb slag.

She also doesn't like the way she became famous. As you know she really came to fame by being Jude Law's arm rotten candy.

"“Everything happened in the wrong order. You become known for being someone'’s girlfriend, and all of the sudden there's all this hype and buzz for all the wrong reasons."

She doesn't stop there. The actress is currently in Pittsburgh working on a film and she doesn't have nice things to say about it.

She referred to the city as "Shitsburgh" and told a reporter,

"Can you believe this is my life? Will you pity me when you're back in your funky New York apartment and I'm still in Pittsburgh? I need to get more glamorous films."

Sienna is currently staying at the Omni Penn hotel downtown, so all of you locals go out and beat her ass! This dumb ho.



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