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Saturday, September 02, 2006

Don't Try and Fool Us!!!


Nicole Richie pretending to eat at Cipriani's in NYC on August 31st

Shiloh's Too Good for the Cameras



When Zahara and Maddox were little babies, Angelina Jolie had no problem showing their shit off to the photographers and such. But since her biological baby, Shiloh Nouvel, has been born she has barely brought her out. When she has brought her out, she has her security team cover Shiloh in blanket to shield her from the paps. That's fine and everything, but why the hell doesn't she do that with Zahara? I see how it is.

Here's Angelina trying to make it up to them by buying them toys at a New Orleans toy store on August 30th.





Um..Why Didn't She Lip Sync?


Jessica Simpson sounded like hell as she performed on The Today Show yesterday. Dumb ho, should've followed her sister's ways and lip synced. Eeek.

Hot Slut of the Day!



Beth Gibbons of Portishead

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Friday, September 01, 2006

Afternoon Crumbs



KFed is actually working - TMZ

Janet Jackson has photoshop artists working overtime - Concrete Loop

Alyssa Milano has hairy arms - Hollywood Tuna

The Alba is hot in pink - Egotastic!

Xtina was actually pretty hot at the VMAs - Hollywood Rag

Johnny Depp is good to his fans - IDLYITW

Beyonce is NOT Mrs. Smith - Just Jared

Ok, Harry Morton is hot - Drunken Stepfather

Give your baby a new look - BWE

Everyone wants a piece of Penny Cruz - A Socialite's Life

Brangelina are rebuilding New Orleans - Popsugar

Why are Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner famous? - Mollygood

The CAPTION THIS CONTEST Winner for September 1st!



What the dork on MySpace really means when he says he has "four girlfriends." - Peggy

Angelina Jolie Pisses Off Oprah!



Oprah Winfrey has launched a girls-school in Africa asked the Queen of Africa herself, Angelina Jolie, to participate. Angie straight-up told Oprah to talk to the hand.

A source told Star magazine: “Oprah thought Angelina would jump at the chance because she knows how much Angelina loves Africa,”

“Oprah says it’s the last time she’ll ask Angelina to help with any of her causes.”

Jolie is allegedly still raw from Oprah’s siding with Aniston in the wake of her split from Jolie’s new man Brad Pitt.

A friend of Jolie’s added: “Angelina has never forgiven Oprah for siding with Jennifer Aniston after Brad Pitt split from Jen.”


Don't mess with Oprah! Seriously, Angie had no idea what she's dealing with. Oprah will steal her man, children, career and money without even lifting a finger. Homegirl is her own army.

[Entertainmentwise]

Why?!?


Paris & Perez Hilton at the Blender/Vitaminwater VMA after-party on August 31st



The "Who Cares?" News!!



George Bush was assassinated on British TV!

Kristie Alley will make an appearance on Oprah in only a bikini and will make her exit with two security guards escorting her.


KFed finally got himself a real life record deal. Too bad his wife had to pay for it.

Vanity Fair has hired a team of security guards to keep Suri Cruise's photos safe. Hahaha, the blogs are still gonna get them first you turds! Just kidding, don't sue us!

The winner of Who Wants to Be a superior? Was revealed. Why do I watch this crap?

Jamie Lynn Better Check Herself!



Why is Jamie Lynn Spears giving her big (BIG) sister, Britney the evil eyes. Bitch better realize! If it wasn't for that fat tub of mess, she wouldn't have herself a career.

I'm going to give it to Brit, she looks happy and hot. Probably because she has a huge sundae in her hand!

Scrunchie Power!

[x17]

Mos Def Gets Locked Up!



Mos Def found himself sleeping in jail last night after he gave a surprise performance outside the MTV VMAs. The impromptu performance got him in trouble with the coppers, because he didn't have permission.

The rapper, born Dante Smith, was charged with disorderly conduct after attempting to perform on a flatbed truck for a crowd outside of the event.

Police ordered the rapper to end his impromptu performance of "Katrina Clap," a freestyle criticizing the Bush administration's response to the Hurricane Katrina disaster.

The request to halt the performance was not immediately relayed to MOs Def. According to reports, members of the rapper's entourage were arrested as well.

Representatives for MOs Def said the rapper was unjustly arrested and that the whole situation was captured on camera.

Mos Def was released this morning (Sept. 1).


I could name a lot of other people that had permission to perform that should've been arrested. Justin Timberlake and Panic! at the Disco to name a few. Horrendous!

[AllHipHop]

The End is Near!



And this is evidence...KFed's video for "Lose Yourself"

Pete Doherty is the Worst Tenant in History!!



Not surprisingly, Pete Doherty has been kicked out of his London apartment. He has racked up over $18,000 in overdue rent and damages.

Doherty was sent to rehab earlier this month for drug addiction where he is currently being treated for. But his landlord is shocked about the rocker's behavior at home where Pete has caused more than $630,000 in damages to his London apartment.

The lead singer of Babyshambles has reportedly not kept up with rent payments since January.

His landlord, Andreas Panayiotou, expressed outrage about the rocker's property neglect. He said, "As well as not paying his rent, there's both graffiti and blood on the wall, and goodness knows what else. We have never known anyone like him. (Doherty) is the worst tenant in my company's entire history."

His home is also said to be covered with syringes and pieces of cracked glass on the floor.

Residents of the property have also expressed concern and relief that the rocker has finally been evicted-once and for all.

"The front door was nearly always boarded up and covered in graffiti. Then there were the groupies hanging around on the doorstep and his junkie pals banging on his door at all hours and the endless headbanging racket. We are glad he's leaving," said one resident.


I think the landlord must've been smoking crack (with Petey) when he let him have the apartment!

[AHN]

Pete Wentz's Beard



Asshole Simpson is supposedly in love with her bandmate, but things didn't look that way the other night. Asshole was partying with her dumb ass sister, Chestica at G-Spa in NYC. Witnesses saw her ugly ass cozying up to Pete Wentz. They were apparently cuddling and getting all into it and shit.

The pair even showed their love for eachother on the red carpet at the VMAs. Asshole is such a slut for going naked to the event!



[Page Six]

In Case You Missed the VMAs...



Don't feel bad, because you didn't miss shit! It sucked balls. MTV had so many technical issues and it was awkward and poorly directed. The performances were pretty blah and nothing exciting happened.

However, here's a true gem from the show. Britney Spears and KFed taped this little segment just for this special occasion. It looks like it was thrown together by two cats and a 3-year old. I think SPF could've done a better job.

The MTV VMAs: Who Looked a Wreck, Part III



While watching the VMA arrivals, I thought to myself "I haven't had my Coco today!" There she appeared like a beacon of light. In this case though, my light was a platinum haired, fake-tittied Amazon beauty. This is what I like to see on the red carpet. The only critique I have is that she seems to have only one dress in like 10 colors. Actually, I think she just has 1 dress and uses RIT to dye them.

Can't her pimp give her a gift certificate to Susie's Deals at least?! God, she's hot.








James Blunt needs a blunt. Maybe it will give him an appetite. Ho looks green and ill.





Is that Axl Rose's parole officer?





Who the hell is AFI?! Why are they wearing the same shoes? I love how the two guys on the right are trying to distance themselves from the two girls on the left.

The MTV VMAs: Who Looked a Wreck, Part II



Fergie Ferg is working the Clockwork WHORange overtime. Don't you love the word "whore"? Like you can incorporate it into anything. Try it today!





Scott Storch looks the best he could look which isn't saying much. I would hate to see what's behind those sunglasses, because it's hideous enough with them on. How much do you think he paid for that chick? I bet you she has to do some nasty ass shit, like kiss him!





Ashley Angel is such a douche. That's all I can say about him. That being said, I'd still hit it.





Victoria Silvstedt is ready to party and by party I mean find the richest and ugliest man in the room and force him to get her head in public and then by her a yacht. I kinda love her.





Somebody tell Constantine Mouralis that his bedroom eyes look more like bathroom eyes. His hypnotic stare is better than Metamucil!



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