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Saturday, July 15, 2006

Panty Creamers of the Day: Dave Navarro & Tommy Lee


Tommy Lee & Dave Navarro exchanging STDs at the Rock Star premiere party on July 13, 2006



Saturday Crumbs



Someone give Mimi $10 so she can buy better dresses [Hollywood Tuna]

Keira Knightley is right about something [Egotastic!]

A naked Superman? [IDLYITW]

Eminem likes to piss in peace [Mollygood]

Frankenstars [Cityrag]

Avril and Deryk to make it legal this weekend? [Popsugar]

Pot calling kettle [Hollywood Rag]

Is it just me or does Beyonce look just like Rihanna and vice versa [Just Jared]

She Better Call Tyrone



I love me some Baduizm, but DAMN! I know she likes to take chances, but what is that on her head? That is not part of the Badu. It's like a mullet meets mohawk meets mess. I hope Tyrone is a hairdresser, because she needs one bad. Here she is performing in London last night. Love the jacket tho.



10 Pounds of Sugar in a 5 Pound Sack


Pam Anderson in St. Tropez on July 12, 2006

WTF is wrong with Pamela Anderson? Is she taking a fashion note from Mimi? When will she grow up and stop dressing like a 2 penny hooker? Damn, if my mom dressed like this I'd probably be all effed up. Actually, I am pretty effed up anyway and my mom didn't dress like that. Oh well, there goes that theory.



HSL of the Day! for July 15th



John Oates

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Terry O'Quinn (54)
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Linda Rondstadt (60)

Brad visits New Orleans

From Smart.







From Reuters:

Actor Brad Pitt and high-profile architects on Friday urged New Orleans to think green, selecting a series of environmentally friendly housing projects they hope to build in the hurricane-hit city.

Flanked by prize-winning architect Thom Mayne and Pam Dashiell, president of the neighborhood association in the Holy Cross area where the first project is slated to be built, Pitt said construction and housing were major sources of pollution.

"There is a real opportunity here to lead the nation in a direction it needs to be going, and that is building efficiently," he said.

At the same time, Pitt said he was shocked and disturbed to see how slowly New Orleans was recovering from Hurricane Katrina, which hit nearly 11 months ago and flooded 80 percent of the city.

Pitt underwrote and chaired the design competition for environmentally friendly housing with the goal of creating a template for New Orleans.

carmen electra - oh so perky

damn carmen electra must have had a great time while getting her hair done over in west hollywood - i'm not even one to notice tits but those nipples just popped out at me - i wonder if she was headed home to go ride hubby dave navarro while she is still 'with him' or maybe she will have some 'alone time' with herself! this is MK from popbytes - over & out...xxoo! [photo source]

Friday, July 14, 2006

Nicole's not pregnant after all

Despite the now-infamous recent pic of Nicole Kidman sporting what looks to be a baby bump while leaving a Nashville gym, celebrity nation reports that the newlywed has laughed off rumors saying she's preggers. "Nicole is not pregnant," her publicist said. "This story began with the tabloids and truly is no one's business, but I am compelled to respond just to try and put the rumors to rest." But don't some of us wish she was, even just so she can stick it to Tom Cruise??


Get your barf bags ready, it's Star Jones...


eyes = Bambi
mouth= braying donkey
flattened tits= Pancake House
being fired from The View? Priceless


Despite getting her wrinkly elephant ass fired from The View, Star Jones is adamant about putting her unpleasant face in front of the camera. I almost choked on my vodka when I was scrolling through the channels and landed at HGTV only to see her saggy jowls and buggy eyes hosting “House Hunters”-- a show I used to enjoy. As every cloud has it's silver lining, she is only guest hosting for one week.

Apparently people like you and me were feverishly writing and calling and protesting, sending bomb threats and staging a sit-in in front of the ABC studios because we couldn’t stand her constant blabbering and self serving spewage. All right, let's not beat around a bush: we hated her. With a passion reserved for wine and love making.

I felt like Pete Doherty on a crack binge laying in a dark alley with the head spins when I read this: “CNN and Fox News Channel have approached Reynolds about hosting jobs.”

WHAT?

STAR JONES is being courted by freakin CNN and Fox news? The apocalypse is upon us! Run for your lives!! What’s next, Ryan Seacrest taking over Anderson Cooper's job?

Star might even get a high paying job as a legal analyst on one of the many news shows. I simply cannot handle this. I need a strong beverage. NOW. Her power is so strong she turned a gay man straight and made Barbara Walters fill her diaper in a matter of seconds. Yet I still cannot stand her.

What I could handle is Star being on the Surreal Life 7 along side Howard Stern and Rosie O’ Donnell. Tell me that shit wouldn’t be hot?!

Tripping over Longwhoria


After being photographed without makeup last week, Longwhoria gets the last laugh on the paparazzi when a 6'8" photographer fell on a$$. No word if he suffered any injuries, but we can say his ego suffered a major blow.

TMZ

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Brittany Murphy


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"The Groomsmen" World Premiere

Eminem pees then punches random dude




(Miad)

Did he wash his hands first? Word is Eminem beat up some guy at a titty bar on 8 Mile Road in Detroit Wednesday night.

"Miad J" said he was hit by the rapper at about 1 a.m. Thursday at Cheetahs. Miad says he was in the men’s room, peeing next to Eminem, when another man entered the men’s room and started to talk to the rapper.

He says one of Eminem’s bodyguards told the man to be quiet. Miad says he then asked the bodyguard to ease up on the "star struck man" in the restroom. Don't poke the bear!

"Eminem got done and boom," Miad recounts. "He started swinging."

"I wasn’t even expecting it," Miad said. "I was just minding my own business, taking a leak." After he was punched, Miad says Eminem left the club and Cheetah’s bouncers threw Em's bodyguards out of the club.

When a car in Em’s entourage was pulling out from the club, witnesses tell police the rapper known as Trick Trick pulled out a gun and waved it around, but he didn't point it anyone.

ONTD

Say something nice



Haylie Duff....hmmm, she would make a great Proactiv spokeswhore!

Jessica tells Nick, "I'm sorry I couldn't be the wife you wanted me to be."

Hmmm...Was it too much for Nick to ask his wife not to fuck Johnny Knoxville while on location? Even though gal pal Eva Longoria is said to be throwing Jessica Simpson a "Divorced and Loving-It" party at L.A.'s fabulous El Cholo restaurant (crazy good margaritas BTW), that isn't stopping Jessica from taking time to reflect on a once perfect marriage that came crashing down on her in burning flames. The National Enquirer has mysteriously obtained contents to a letter said to be written by Jessica Simpson to Nick Lachey the day after their divorce became finalized. Jessica reportedly wrote to Nick:
"I am so sorry, Nick. Sorry I couldn't be the wife you wanted me to be. Sorry we couldn't have tried harder. But most of all I'm sorry I lost you. Know that a part of me will always love you, Nick. Always. And a part of you will always be in my heart."
I don't know how The National Enquirer got their hands on a private letter like this. My guess is that since the letter has more than 3 words in it, I'm sure Jessica had several misspelled scratch copies of it that ended up in her trash. I can just see Papa Joe on his hands and knees digging through all the crap in Jessica's trash bins, dirty and looking for shit to sell to the tabloids so he can continue to sell out his daughter in an effort to save her public image! Go take a shower Joe!
Source: The National Enquirer

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Chloe Sevigny quote of the day



"I shaved my head when I was 17. I sold it for $500 to a famous Broadway wigmaker...My mother and brother were so thrilled, because my hair had always been so greasy, and I always wore it in my face."

The CAPTION THIS CONTEST WINNER for July 13th



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