Dlisted: 07/02/2006 - 07/09/2006

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Paris Hilton's Album Cover?



Does she ever keep her legs closed? Her vagina is probably too fat and shredded
that it's impossible!

Wonky Nips



Pamela Anderson let it all hang out on a yacht somewhere in Europe. There's nothing wrong with nudity and I love huge breasts, but her nipples are scary! They totally move with her! Her poor son also has to witness those freakish nipples.


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What Does Posh's Hebrew Tattoo Mean?



I'm thinking it means: "No Talent, No Food, But Sooo Hot"

[Splash News]

Sharon Stone's Son is Cute, She is Not


Sharon Stone and son Roan in NYC on July 7, 2006

Parasite Hilton Doesn't Eat (Animal) Meat



Parasite Hilton has sworn off meat after meeting Heather Mills McCartney. The so-called animal lover was shown video of animals being abused for their fur and meat and that was enough for her.

She said: "From that point I've never worn fur and I never will.

"I also haven't eaten any meat since. I just survive on pasta and stuff like that. I was grossed out. It was disgusting."

If she really is an animal lover, she'd stop buying pets! Seriously, she has no business owning anything remotely alive. Furthermore, if she was any kind of human being she'd stop showing us her snatch. That's just down right criminal.



[Female First]

Don't Even Try It, Bitch!



Mischa Barton tried to be funny by dressing up as football hunk, Cristiano Ronaldo, on the British sketch comedy show Friday Night Project. Ho doesn't even come close to looking like him. Cristiano doesn't have hair like that! She looks more like Cindy Williams!

When Gays Go Wild!



WTF is going on with Matthew McConagay?! He spent this past weekend in Costa Rica and must've smoked some strong shit! He was shirtless, barefoot and drunk as he wandered the beach. Apparently he was extremely dazed out. Seriously, I'll have what he's having!





[TMZ]

HSL of the Day!



Andrea True

Birthday Sluts



Kevin Bacon (48)
Sophia Bush (24)
Milo Ventimiglia (29)
Kathleen Robertson (33)
Billy Crudup (38)
Joan Osborne (44)
Toby Keith (45)
Angelica Houston (55)
Janice Pennington (61)
Jeffrey Tambor (62)

Friday, July 07, 2006

Who's Got the Leaks?!



No, it's not Fergie! This time Carmen Electra isn't the one that's had a little accident. Her snatch is so loose she doesn't even feel it. I love how the photographers zoom in on it.





[inksmellsbad]

A Glimpse Into Hell




Click only if you want to lose your lunch


[Thx Kate]







Afternoon Crumbs



Beach butt [Popsugar]

I don't know who Nick Beyeler is, but he's naked [OMG Blog]

Stacey Dash from Clueless in Playboy [Crunk + Disorderly]

Why couldn't they keep Rocky in the vault? [Cityrag]

Chloe Sevigny shaved her head for cash [Hollywood Rag]

The SexyBack video [Just Jared]

Jessica Alba looks ugly when she eats [IDLYITW]

Zach Braff wants to get with Jessica Simpson [Egotastic!]

Ashlee Simpson Quote of the Day!



on Playboy offering her $4 mil to pose nekkid:

"I can make $4 million somewhere else. My body is for me and for whoever my love interest is at that moment, and that's the only person who gets to see it."

[Thx Sarah]

Mommy Stress My Ass!



Angelina Jolie is a first-time mom and is apparently getting stressed out. She's totally gonna lose it and drive her baby into a lake. I know it, it's always the perfect ones.

In Touch Weekly reports that is happening behind the gates of Brad Pitt's heavily fortified compound in Malibu.

Since giving birth on May 27 there have been days "when Shiloh's crying and Angelina's tried everything she can think of to soother her and it hasn't worked - and Angelina bursts into tears herself," an insider tells the magazine.

Angelina, 31, is feeling the strain as she also has to deal with her adopted children Maddox and baby Zahara. Even when she returned to Malibu and friends here in the states wanted to help Jolie reportedly said - according to the "insider" cited in the magazine - that she appreciated the offers for help but "needed rest."

She wrote the friends, "I'll be in touch soon - just give me some time," the Jolie pal told the weekly.


It's called hire a nanny, wet nurse and a couple of maids. If I had her money, I would only play with my kids. There's no way I'd change nasty diapers and clean their vomit up.

[National Ledger]

I Love Heidi from The Hills!!!



I was never a Laguna Beach fan, so I don't know why I started watching The Hills, but I'm glad I did! I have fallen in love with the adorable and extremely dumb, Heidi. I mean if you can make LC look smart, you must be dumber than a Nicky Hilton handbag. You can see the wheels in Heidi's head quickly spinning as she tries to remember her lines. This show is soo fake that they should've been up for some acting Emmys. Anyway, here's dumb dumb and LC doing some shopping at Fred Segal. Because girls like this only know how to shop, drink Diet Coke and bitch.





What Should Blohan's Kabbalah Name Be?



Lindsay Blohan is all into Kabbalah, because she's a dumb slut who follows the trends. Since Madge had a Kname of Esther, Blohan has taken the Kname of Rose. The new name is based on her birthplace and birthdate.

They gave her the wrong name! What should it be?

[SFGate]

Nicole Richie & Jeff Goldblum?!



Nicole Richie once admitted that she had a crush on Jeff Goldblum when she was a little girl. Well, her dreams may be coming true. The two have been seen on a couple of dates around Los Angeles. He's 54 and she's 24. He is also really tall and could crush her in the sack. She needs go cowgirl style to ride that ride. I've also heard that Goldblum is into some kinky stuff. I'm talking about whips, chains, choking and role-playing.

Hmmm...I'd still hit it.

[Sky News]

She's Not Even That Fat!



Vitamin Water has offered Kelly Clarkson her own flavor. She has agreed to their offer and also agreed to promote it. There's a catch! The company is ordering her to get skinny or else the offer is not on the table.

Their last flavor was for 50 cent and he's buff and shit, so there was no need for him to lose weight.

Poor Kelly! She could stand to lose some chunk though. She's not fat, but just blobby.

[Page Six]

This is Bai Ling at the Airport



Leave it to Bai Ling to turn a stop at the airport into a photo shoot. She's at the Tokyo Airport and of course some photographers have followed her, so she gives them a show! This ho is nuts and I love it. She puts Paris Hilton to shame in the posing department.





The Return of the 80s!!!



What are Kelly LeBrock, Cyndi Lauper, Tiffany, Philip Michael Thomas, Corey Feldman, Charlene Tilton, Kareem Abdul-Jabur, Charlotte Rae and Julie Brown, Roddy Piper doing in one room?

No, they aren't the new cast of The Surreal Life. They have gotten together to shoot an ad campaign for the new Trivial Pursuit All 80s Edition out later this month.

Holy shit! This is a dream come true! If only I could've worked the Kraft table at this photo shoot. Where's Molly Ringwald though? She's like the Queen of the 80s.

[USA Today] [Thx Clint]

A Hotel Full of Trash



The hotel business runs in the veins of Nicky Hilton and she just can't ignore that fact. So, she's putting her knowledge or whatever you call it, to good use and designing a hotel in Miami.

The socialite, whose sister is Paris Hilton, plans to renovate two existing buildings to open the Nicky O South Beach project in Miami later this year--and the ambitious 22-year-old will design the interiors herself.

Named after Hilton, whose middle name is Olivia, the new hotel will feature a $5,000-a-night penthouse suite designed by fashion boss Roberto Cavalli.

Hilton, the granddaughter of hotel tycoon Conrad Hilton, is confident the project will be a huge success and plans to follow up the development on her first boutique property with a second in Chicago.

She says, "I've been around hotels my whole life, and I know a good hotel when I see one."

Hilton's new 94-room boutique/condominium accommodation will include entertainment news tickers in the elevator and even a signature scent.


This wasn't mentioned in the press release, but it will also house a free clinic named after Paris.

[Hollywood]

Note to Peta: Save These Animals!





[ONTD]

Cocaine Does a Bank Account Good



Many people had written Kate Moss after pictures of her surfaced snorting cocaine at a London recording studio. She lost jobs and she went into hiding. Well, looks like that's the best thing could've ever happened to her. Before the entire scandal, she was raking in $7 million a year. She has already made $18 million this year. She has new contracts with Burberry, Calvin Klein, Rimmel, Nikon, Cavalli and Virgin Mobile.

[Page Six]

Well, He is Prettier Than Sheryl



Lance Armstrong is moving on from Sheryl Crow. He has found a new partner in Jake Gyllenhaal. Screw Brokeback Mountain, this is Brokebike Mountain. Hahaha...ok ok...so the pair spent a lovely day of bike riding together in Los Angeles. Matthew McConagay also tagged along, probably hoping to get some ass. You know they had a threesome afterwards.











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