Paris Hilton's Album Cover?

Does she ever keep her legs closed? Her vagina is probably too fat and shredded
that it's impossible!

Wonky Nips

Pamela Anderson let it all hang out on a yacht somewhere in Europe. There's nothing wrong with nudity and I love huge breasts, but her nipples are scary! They totally move with her! Her poor son also has to witness those freakish nipples.


Click here to see the rest!

What Does Posh's Hebrew Tattoo Mean?

I'm thinking it means: "No Talent, No Food, But Sooo Hot"

[Splash News]

Sharon Stone's Son is Cute, She is Not

Sharon Stone and son Roan in NYC on July 7, 2006

Parasite Hilton Doesn't Eat (Animal) Meat

Parasite Hilton has sworn off meat after meeting Heather Mills McCartney. The so-called animal lover was shown video of animals being abused for their fur and meat and that was enough for her.

She said: "From that point I've never worn fur and I never will.

"I also haven't eaten any meat since. I just survive on pasta and stuff like that. I was grossed out. It was disgusting."

If she really is an animal lover, she'd stop buying pets! Seriously, she has no business owning anything remotely alive. Furthermore, if she was any kind of human being she'd stop showing us her snatch. That's just down right criminal.



[Female First]

Don't Even Try It, Bitch!

Mischa Barton tried to be funny by dressing up as football hunk, Cristiano Ronaldo, on the British sketch comedy show Friday Night Project. Ho doesn't even come close to looking like him. Cristiano doesn't have hair like that! She looks more like Cindy Williams!

When Gays Go Wild!

WTF is going on with Matthew McConagay?! He spent this past weekend in Costa Rica and must've smoked some strong shit! He was shirtless, barefoot and drunk as he wandered the beach. Apparently he was extremely dazed out. Seriously, I'll have what he's having!





[TMZ]

HSL of the Day!

Andrea True

Birthday Sluts

Kevin Bacon (48)
Sophia Bush (24)
Milo Ventimiglia (29)
Kathleen Robertson (33)
Billy Crudup (38)
Joan Osborne (44)
Toby Keith (45)
Angelica Houston (55)
Janice Pennington (61)
Jeffrey Tambor (62)

Who's Got the Leaks?!

No, it's not Fergie! This time Carmen Electra isn't the one that's had a little accident. Her snatch is so loose she doesn't even feel it. I love how the photographers zoom in on it.





[inksmellsbad]

A Glimpse Into Hell

Click only if you want to lose your lunch

[Thx Kate]

Afternoon Crumbs

Beach butt [Popsugar]

I don't know who Nick Beyeler is, but he's naked [OMG Blog]

Stacey Dash from Clueless in Playboy [Crunk + Disorderly]

Why couldn't they keep Rocky in the vault? [Cityrag]

Chloe Sevigny shaved her head for cash [Hollywood Rag]

The SexyBack video [Just Jared]

Jessica Alba looks ugly when she eats [IDLYITW]

Zach Braff wants to get with Jessica Simpson [Egotastic!]

Ashlee Simpson Quote of the Day!

on Playboy offering her $4 mil to pose nekkid:

"I can make $4 million somewhere else. My body is for me and for whoever my love interest is at that moment, and that's the only person who gets to see it."

[Thx Sarah]

Mommy Stress My Ass!

Angelina Jolie is a first-time mom and is apparently getting stressed out. She's totally gonna lose it and drive her baby into a lake. I know it, it's always the perfect ones.

In Touch Weekly reports that is happening behind the gates of Brad Pitt's heavily fortified compound in Malibu.

Since giving birth on May 27 there have been days "when Shiloh's crying and Angelina's tried everything she can think of to soother her and it hasn't worked - and Angelina bursts into tears herself," an insider tells the magazine.

Angelina, 31, is feeling the strain as she also has to deal with her adopted children Maddox and baby Zahara. Even when she returned to Malibu and friends here in the states wanted to help Jolie reportedly said - according to the "insider" cited in the magazine - that she appreciated the offers for help but "needed rest."

She wrote the friends, "I'll be in touch soon - just give me some time," the Jolie pal told the weekly.

It's called hire a nanny, wet nurse and a couple of maids. If I had her money, I would only play with my kids. There's no way I'd change nasty diapers and clean their vomit up.

[National Ledger]

I Love Heidi from The Hills!!!

I was never a Laguna Beach fan, so I don't know why I started watching The Hills, but I'm glad I did! I have fallen in love with the adorable and extremely dumb, Heidi. I mean if you can make LC look smart, you must be dumber than a Nicky Hilton handbag. You can see the wheels in Heidi's head quickly spinning as she tries to remember her lines. This show is soo fake that they should've been up for some acting Emmys. Anyway, here's dumb dumb and LC doing some shopping at Fred Segal. Because girls like this only know how to shop, drink Diet Coke and bitch.

What Should Blohan's Kabbalah Name Be?

Lindsay Blohan is all into Kabbalah, because she's a dumb slut who follows the trends. Since Madge had a Kname of Esther, Blohan has taken the Kname of Rose. The new name is based on her birthplace and birthdate.

They gave her the wrong name! What should it be?

[SFGate]

Nicole Richie & Jeff Goldblum?!

Nicole Richie once admitted that she had a crush on Jeff Goldblum when she was a little girl. Well, her dreams may be coming true. The two have been seen on a couple of dates around Los Angeles. He's 54 and she's 24. He is also really tall and could crush her in the sack. She needs go cowgirl style to ride that ride. I've also heard that Goldblum is into some kinky stuff. I'm talking about whips, chains, choking and role-playing.

Hmmm...I'd still hit it.

[Sky News]

She's Not Even That Fat!

Vitamin Water has offered Kelly Clarkson her own flavor. She has agreed to their offer and also agreed to promote it. There's a catch! The company is ordering her to get skinny or else the offer is not on the table.

Their last flavor was for 50 cent and he's buff and shit, so there was no need for him to lose weight.

Poor Kelly! She could stand to lose some chunk though. She's not fat, but just blobby.

[Page Six]

This is Bai Ling at the Airport

Leave it to Bai Ling to turn a stop at the airport into a photo shoot. She's at the Tokyo Airport and of course some photographers have followed her, so she gives them a show! This ho is nuts and I love it. She puts Paris Hilton to shame in the posing department.

The Return of the 80s!!!

What are Kelly LeBrock, Cyndi Lauper, Tiffany, Philip Michael Thomas, Corey Feldman, Charlene Tilton, Kareem Abdul-Jabur, Charlotte Rae and Julie Brown, Roddy Piper doing in one room?

No, they aren't the new cast of The Surreal Life. They have gotten together to shoot an ad campaign for the new Trivial Pursuit All 80s Edition out later this month.

Holy shit! This is a dream come true! If only I could've worked the Kraft table at this photo shoot. Where's Molly Ringwald though? She's like the Queen of the 80s.

[USA Today] [Thx Clint]

A Hotel Full of Trash

The hotel business runs in the veins of Nicky Hilton and she just can't ignore that fact. So, she's putting her knowledge or whatever you call it, to good use and designing a hotel in Miami.

The socialite, whose sister is Paris Hilton, plans to renovate two existing buildings to open the Nicky O South Beach project in Miami later this year--and the ambitious 22-year-old will design the interiors herself.

Named after Hilton, whose middle name is Olivia, the new hotel will feature a $5,000-a-night penthouse suite designed by fashion boss Roberto Cavalli.

Hilton, the granddaughter of hotel tycoon Conrad Hilton, is confident the project will be a huge success and plans to follow up the development on her first boutique property with a second in Chicago.

She says, "I've been around hotels my whole life, and I know a good hotel when I see one."

Hilton's new 94-room boutique/condominium accommodation will include entertainment news tickers in the elevator and even a signature scent.

This wasn't mentioned in the press release, but it will also house a free clinic named after Paris.

[Hollywood]

Note to Peta: Save These Animals!

[ONTD]

Cocaine Does a Bank Account Good

Many people had written Kate Moss after pictures of her surfaced snorting cocaine at a London recording studio. She lost jobs and she went into hiding. Well, looks like that's the best thing could've ever happened to her. Before the entire scandal, she was raking in $7 million a year. She has already made $18 million this year. She has new contracts with Burberry, Calvin Klein, Rimmel, Nikon, Cavalli and Virgin Mobile.

[Page Six]

Well, He is Prettier Than Sheryl

Lance Armstrong is moving on from Sheryl Crow. He has found a new partner in Jake Gyllenhaal. Screw Brokeback Mountain, this is Brokebike Mountain. Hahaha...ok ok...so the pair spent a lovely day of bike riding together in Los Angeles. Matthew McConagay also tagged along, probably hoping to get some ass. You know they had a threesome afterwards.

The Dlisted Report

Vin Diesel will not play the Silver Surfer in the sequel to The Fantastic Four. Director Tim Story has confirmed there is no truth to the rumors. He said that the character will be an entire CGI creation and that an actor probably won't be needed. [Moviehole.net]

Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) has joined the cast of Georgia Rule which is currently filming. The film also stars Lindsay Lohan, Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman. The story centers on a rebellious young woman (Lindsay Lohan) who is sent by her dysfunctional mother (Felicity Huffman) to spend a summer with her grandmother (Jane Fonda). Elwes will play Huffman's husband. [THR]

Director Eli Roth and crew will begin production on Hostel 2 in Prague this September. He will also shoot around Rome and Slovakia. The second film will focus around three female protagonists and unlike the first film, will start off dark and creepy and remain that way throughout. No casting has been announced. [Production Weekly]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERfor July 6th!

the new Britney Spears birthing statue isn't nearly as flattering as that first one was - Patti

Runner-up:

hmmm....now i see why Big Game Hunter
was the only one to pay for Star Jones' centerfold pictorial. - saggy waggy


[Thx Gretchen]

HSL of the Day!

CoCo - Wife of Ice-T

Birthday Sluts

Ringo Starr (66)
Bill Campbell (47)
Michelle Kwan (26)
Troy Garity (33)
Cree Summer (37)
Jorja Fox (38)
Vonda Shepard (43)
Jessica Hahn (47)
Shelley Duvall (57)

Children of the Damned

MK & Ashley Olsen with Dylan & Cole Sprouse at the launch of CODE Magazine in Hollywood on July 6, 2006

Welcome Tennyson Spencer Crowe!

Russell Crowe and his wife, Danielle Spencer, welcomed their second baby boy in Sydney at 7:17am Friday morning.

"Mother, father and baby are doing extremely well," Vandenberg tells PEOPLE.

Crowe, 42, and Spencer, 35, are also parents to son Charles Spencer Crowe, born Dec. 21, 2003, in Sydney, Australia.

Crowe and Spencer married in April 2003 at the Gladiator Oscar winner's Australian ranch.

What does Tennyson mean? I kinda like it, better than a lot of the other celebrity baby names that have been going around.



[People]

Tight. Goth. Botox

Those aren't just fugly sunglasses, it's also an apparatus that Cher uses to hold her face up. Seriously, what happened to her? Oh well, at least she's wearing a hot necklace. Here she is at the Chanel couture show in Paris today!

The Return of Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake "Sexy Back"

It effin reeks!

[ONTD]

Let's Play a Game!

Jessica Simpson is _______ of the Month.

Because you know she isn't Employee of the Month.

RIP Hal Munson

by Lahoma00



Benjamin Hendrickson, who played cop Hal Munson on As The World Turns since 1985, shot himself this past weekend. Apparently he suffered from depression.

This is so sad. Hal was hot shit because he always put up with that crazy slut Barbara and all her antics.

RIP Hal.

Afternoon Crumbs

Dominic Monaghan gets nekkid [OMG Blog]

Remember glamour shots? [Cityrag]

Kristin Cavallari looks kinda hot in a bikini [Egotastic!]

Anne Hathaway likes wood [Hollywood Tuna]

Sienna Miller is monotone [Drunken Stepfather]

Blohan likes bikinis [IDLYITW]

Adriana Lima wants us to believe she's a virgin [The Bastardly]

KFed VS Justin [Popbytes]

Nigel Barker has a baby, Nigel who? [Just Jared]

The Hoff is King of the internet [BWE]

Victoria Silvstedt wants to wash your man [Hollywood Rag]

Thanks again to Scotch and Co. at Fox 107.9 in Fargo, ND for having me on this morn!

Michael Jackson is Sooo Moving to Russia!

I know where this is going.....

Vladimir Putin's decision to stop a small boy as he walked through the Kremlin and kiss his stomach was prompted by a desire to "touch him like a kitten," the Russian president said on Thursday.

The five-year-old boy, identified as Nikita Konkin by the press, was clearly stunned by the kiss and speculation over Putin's motivation has run wild in the week since it happened.

"People came up and I began talking to them, among them this little boy. He seemed to me very independent, sure of himself and at the same time defenseless so to speak, an innocent boy and a very nice little boy," Putin told the Web cast.

"I tell you honestly, I just wanted to touch him like a kitten and that desire of mine ended in that act."

There's a video and it's pretty innocent. I mean if you think a grown man kissing a boy he doesn't know on the belly is innocent. I need my kitten kissed!

[CNN] [Thx KK]

Let's Be Honest: Is Posh Too Skinny?

Posh Beckham arrives at a London hotel on July 6, 2006

She does look weird, but I'm not sure if Posh Beckham is too skinny. I'm honestly the worst person to ask, because I think bones are kind of hot. So don't ask me, because I'm retarded that way. Those are hot jeans though, total Eurotrash.

The Return of Nornna (Sort-Of)

Back in March I discovered youtube Queen, Nornna. I wrote about her constantly and became obsessed. Nornna didn't like my new fascination with her and wrote me several times to leave her ass alone. I was just trying to show my undying love for her. Shortly after that she left youtube and retired from being an internet cult figure. Well, somebody has brought Nornna back in a clever trailer for a movie about her. It's a fake trailer, there is no movie. Not yet anyway.



[Thx Katie]

Shannen Doherty on The View!

Shannen Doherty will fill in for Star Jones on The View, July 31st and August 1st. Until the show's hiatus on August 4th, producers will bring in several guests. Carrie Ann Inaba, Kelly Monaco and Katharine McPhee will also sub. The subs are not auditioning for the Star Jones spot.

Why?! Shannen Doherty on The View would be sooo hot. If you thought Star Jones was bad, can you imagine her? She would skin Elisabeth Hasselbeck ALIVE!

[Starr Report] [Thx Kris]

This is Where KFed Belongs

KFed returned to the Fresno, CA car wash where he worked before becoming Mr. Britney Spears or Mr. Cheese Penis as I like to call him. He started vacuuming cars, but quickly worked his way up to customer service.

Click on the picture to see him in action!

[TMZ]

The Funniest Thing I've Heard All Day

Paris and Nicky totally doubled Jeff Beacher at Pure in Las Vegas on July 4, 2006

This is Paris: "One-night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up."

This is Me: "Stop lying! You have a stranger's dick in your mouth right now!"

This is Paris: "Guys want you more if you don't just hand it to them on a plate. If they want you, then they will wait."

This is Me: "Are we talking about the same thing? I think I'm talking about sex and you're talking about pretzels. Because I have to agree with you that most guys don't like to eat pretzels on a plate."

This is Paris: "You have to make them work for it. I think that's the only way you know if they really want you or just want to be able to brag that they've been with you."

This is Me: "By 'work on it' you mean they just have to text message you once, right?"

[Tittle Tattle]

I Just Wanna Punch Her in the Lisp!

Drew Barrymore at John Galliano's Christian Dior show in Paris on July 5, 2006

Who is Blohan's New Man?

Lindsay Blohan showed some PDA at the beach in Malibu the other day with a sort-of-hot-dood. Who is this tool? He looks unemployed. This is sooo her KFed. I'd hit it.

UPDATE - The dude's name is Harry Morton. His father used to own the Hard Rock Hotels and he currently works at Pink Taco in L.A. as a busboy. Just kidding! He runs those Pink Taco joints. [Thx SV]










[x17]

Kathy Griffin Has $72,000?!

Kathy Griffin will appear on Larry King sometime in the future to confirm that she's divorced to Matt Moline and to also accuse him of stealing $72,000 from her.

She said: "My ex-husband, without my knowledge, was sneaking into my wallet when I was asleep in the mornings and taking my ATM cards from my private accounts and withdrawing money . . . That money totaled $72,000."

My question is...why wasn't this on her reality show?! This would be awesome TV! I'd love to see her confront him on this. I like Kathy, but she's a fake bitch. She pretended to be married to Matt all for the sake of reality TV. When the real reality is better than the fake reality!

[Page Six]

People, Suri is NOT Real!!!

Why is everyone still asking about Suri Cruise? Chick doesn't exist! She's a figment of Tom Cruise's crazy imagination. Anyway, Us Weekly has a counter going on their website ticking down the days that we haven't seen Suri. So far it's been a total of 79 days.

Apparently, we're not the only ones that are wondering about Suri. Will and Jada Smith are friends of TomKat and they are wondering where the hell that crazy baby is?

A source said: . "Every time, it's a different excuse: He's busy or Kate's not feeling well. [The Smiths] think it's so weird."

Star Jones Has a Major Gig!

Who needs The View?! Star Jones is really showing Barbara Walters her star power. She has landed a week-long gig as the host of House Hunters on HGTV. Wow! Eat that Rosie O'Donnell! Star will take viewers through the New York real estate market. She will probably also show her own home, since she's selling it for cash! As what the future holds, Star is keeping a positive attitude.

She said: "Yeah, this is an obstacle, but inside every obstacle is an opportunity."

I try to use this gorgeous picture of Star every chance I get. She actually looks better there than she does now!

[People]

Desperate Housewives Shut Out of Emmy Nominations!

Last year, two ABC series did well at the Emmys. However, Lost and Desperate Housewives didn't fare so well this year. Both series failed to get a Best Series nomination. DH also failed to receive any nominations for their main actresses. Although, Alfre Woodard received a supporting nod. Several actors also received nominations for series that are no longer on the air. One of my favorite TV shows, The Comeback, received a nomination for Lisa Kudrow. Frances Conroy and Peter Krause were also nominated for Six Feet Under.

Here's the list:

Outstanding Reality Show (Competition)
The Amazing Race
American Idol
Dancing with the Stars
Project Runway
Survivor

Outstanding Reality Show
Antiques Roadshow
The Dog Whisperer
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List
Penn & Teller: Bullshit

Outstanding Drama Series
Grey's Anatomy
House
The Sopranos
24
The West Wing

Outstanding Comedy Series
Arrested Development
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Office
Scrubs
Two and a Half Men

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama
Candice Bergen, Boston Lega
Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy
Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy
Blythe Danner, Huff
Jean Smart, 24

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy
Cheryl Hines, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Alfre Woodard, Desperate Housewives
Jaime Pressley, My Name is Earl
Elizabeth Perkins, Weeds
Megan Mullally, Will & Grace

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama
William Shatner, Boston Legal
Oliver Platt, Huff
Michael Imperioli, The Sopranos
Gregory Itzin, 24
Alan Alda, The West Wing

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy
Will Arnett, Arrested Development
Jeremy Piven, Entourage
Bryan Cranston, Malcolm in the Middle
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men
Sean Hayes, Will & Grace

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer
Geena Davis, Commander In Chief
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: SVU
Frances Conroy, Six Feet Under
Allison Janney, The West Wing

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy
Lisa Kudrow, The Comeback
Jane Kaczmarek, Malcolm in the Middle
Julia-Louis Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine
Stockard Channing, Out of Practice
Debra Messing, Will & Grace

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama
Christopher Meloni, Law & Order: SVU
Denis Leary, Rescue Me
Peter Krause, Six Feet Under
Kiefer Sutherland, 24
Martin Sheen, The West Wing

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy
Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Kevin James, The King of Queens
Tony Shalhoub, Monk
Steve Carell, The Office
Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men

The Dlisted Report

John Goodman will play the man in the red suit in the live-action version of 1974 claymation classic, The Year Without a Santa Claus. The story follows a disgruntled St. Nick (Goodman) who decides to take the year off from delivering presents; he ultimately rediscovers the meaning of the holiday through the help of a young boy. The film also stars Ethan Suplee and Eddie Griffin as Jingle and Jangle. Chris Kattan will play the evil elf and Carol Kane will play Mother Nature whose sons Heat Miser and Snow Miser are at war. The two-hour movie will air on NBC. [Variety]

David Duchovny has joined Halle Berry and Benecio Del Toro in Things We Lost in the Fire. The story centers on a woman (Berry) whose husband (Duchovny) suddenly dies. The woman invites her husband's troubled best friend (Del Toro) to live with her family, and as the friend turns his life around, he helps the grief-stricken family confront their loss. Duchovny will appear in flashbacks. Shooting begins next month. [THR]

Joe Hill's upcoming novel, Heart-Shaped Box, isn't out yet but has already been picked up by Warner Bros. The studio has already hired Tom Pabst to adapt the novel. The novel is a supernatural thriller about a rock star who collects occult artifacts and bids online for a ghost that leads him into the Deep South. There, he must confront his past in order to escape the haunting. Hill is the son of Stephen King. [THR]



Theater Review: I went to see Faith Healer last night and it was kind of hot. I'm not much a play type person, because I have ADD, but I enjoyed the performances of Cherry Jones and Ian McDiamond. Ralph Fiennes is good eye candy. If you're into heavy drama and a good cry, go see it before it closes this August. Click here for tickets!

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for July 5th!

Samuel Jackson doing press for "Snakes In A Thong" - the follow up to this year's soon-to-be smash hit "Snakes On A Plane" - Kris

Runner-up:

dick cheney and condeleeza rice on the south lawn of the white house. - casey

HSL of the Day!

Sister Wendy

Birthday Sluts

Dalai Lama (71)
Caroline Trentini (19)
Tia & Tamera Mowry (28)
50 Cent (31)
Toni Ferrari (32)
Heather Nova (39)
Robin Antin (45)
Jennifer Saunders (49)
Allyce Beasley (52)
Geoffrey Rush (55)
George W. Bush (60)
Sylvester Stallone (60)
Ned Beatty (69)
Della Reese (74)
Janet Leigh (79)
Nancy Reagan (85)

Crack. Mascara. Implants.

Blohan graces the cover of GQ UK in August showing off her fake/real breasts. I'm so sick of seeing these trashy girls trying to be sex kittens. It would be more shocking if they actually put on some clothes.

Fat Ass!

The usually ripped Matthew McConaughey showed off some pudge at the beach in Malibu. Sick! Suck that fat in! No wonder Penny Cruz left him. Just kidding, he's still hot and I'd still hit it. He can rest his gut on my ass anytime.

Jen & Vince Not Engaged

Life & Style Magazine reported that Jennifer Aniston got engaged to Vince Vaughn in Paris last month. The report also stated that they were going to get married any minute now. The report was a little far-fetched in describing a on-one-knee proposal and Jen invited Brad Pitt's mother to the wedding. It also said that Vince went on the zone diet to lose the chunk.

Jennifer's spokesperson venemently denies the story.

Please, Vince is too fat to get on one knee! His poor knee can't support all that bulk!

[TMZ]

Pete, Get Your Roots Done!

Faye Dunaway Pete Burns left a London courtroom this morning after painting the halls and restrooms. No! Seriously, he arrived 15 minutes late to face charges on harassing his ex-boyfriend. He was banned from Central London and must stay in at night. But, that's the only time his face is actually bearable!

He's a wreck! He needs to hook-up with Pete Doherty. Maybe two wrongs make a right in this case? I mean, Doherty did say that he loves Kate Moss' bones. Pete Burns has a huge bone!

Where Will Her Gift Wrapping Room Go?

Candy Spelling has apparently put her massive Holmby Hills mansion on the market. The asking price? $150 Million. The 56,000 square foot home is a legend in Los Angeles and famously contains strange rooms for Candy. She has admitted to having a gift wrapping room and a room devoted to her ebay treasures. She is quietly speaking with realtors and has apparently let most of her staff go. Her husband, Aaron Spelling, passed away last month.

Seriously, somebody buy this for me. I need a room devoted to all the penis cheese my mouth stores up.

[TMZ]

MRod Loves Stubble On Her Tongue

Michelle Rodriguez loves the taste of sweaty, lesbian stubble!

[Goldenfiddle]

Everytime a Boob Job is Performed, An Angel Gets Her Wings

Jordan proved she is a natural and angelic beauty as she promoted her new fiction novel, Angel, in London. She showed up in a horse drawn carriage to sign her book.

Here's a synopsis of this literary masterpiece:

This work presents a sparkling and sexy tale of glamour modeling, romance and the treacherous promises of fame. Eighteen-year-old Angel has only one dream: to leave behind the sheltered safety of her home and head for the modeling agencies of the big city. Young, beautiful and sexy, she seems destined for a successful career in modeling and, very quickly, the glitzy world of celebrity fame and riches becomes her new home. But then she meets Mickey, the lead singer of a boy band, who is as irresistible as he is dangerous, and Angel discovers that a rising star can just as quickly fall...

Jordan hopes that this book is the start of a new collection of novels. Seriously, the literary world has a new messiah.

Afternoon Crumbs

Those are implants, right? [Egotastic!]

Stacy's mom is a total milf [Hollywood Rag]

Posh Beckham's breasts do the walking [Gabsmash]

Ken Lay skips jail [Popbytes]

Nicole Kidman totally uses baby powder in her hair [Just Jared]

Jessica Biel covers up at the beach [Hollywood Tuna]

Mischa feels the breeze [Popsugar]

Lauryn Hill's fro makes a comeback [Crunk + Disorderly]

Seriously, what are those marks on Pam Anderson's arm? [Cityrag]

Blohan's Xtina impression [BWE]

Reese Witherspoon can design your wedding dress [Celebrity Nation]

Superman brings in bank [IDLYITW]

Keira Knightley is Not Anorexic

Keira Knightley has slammed rumors that she's anorexic. Even though the disease runs in her family, she has said she doesn't suffer from it.

She said: "They said to me, 'How does it feel to be called anorexic?' and I had no idea that I was. I can safely say that I'm not. I've got a lot of experience with anorexia -- my grandmother and great-grandmother suffered from it, and I had a lot of friends at school who suffered from it, so I know it's not something to be taken lightly and I don't."

I think she has bigger things to deal with. Like Vogue UK spelling her name wrong on its July cover. That would never happen in American Vogue, because Anna Wintour would chop off the fingers of whoever was responsible for that.

[Political Gateway]

The Worse Thing You Could Say

Kathy Hilton is a dumb-dumb just like her daughter. This past weekend in the Hamptons she greeted Star Jones, she then greeted Gay Al. Unfortunately, it wasn't Gay Al...it was Bryant Gumbel!

She quickly apologized and said: "My poor eyes are going at the age of 44."

I am impressed that Bryant didn't beat the hell out of that old tramp. I would've punched her in the bagina so hard that her daughters would've felt it.

[Page Six]

James Brown: "Women Should Know Their Place"

Oh no he didn't! Oh yes he did! James Brown did grow up in a brothel, so it makes sense that he sees women as one thing. James has also been involved in several domestic disputes in the past. His past lovers have claimed he has given them the beat down and treated them like crap.

He treats women how the bible tells him to. He said: "I got back to how it was years ago, when men controlled women. A woman should know her limitations, as a man should know his obligations. I'm going to stay into that philosophy. Unless I quit reading the Bible. You can't give a woman limitations if you don't find your obligations. But once I've taken care of her like a queen, I'm not going to go along with so much. I did do some of the things reported and admittedly, they weren't so great."

Don't listen to this crazy! He's like the insane homeless man that just spouts crap to stop the voices in his head.

[Contact Music]

I Know I've Said it Before, But Jacko is Nuts!!!!

Michael Jackson wants to move to Ireland. No, not because it's beautiful and the people are nice...he wants to move there to meet a real life leprechaun. Jacko has been living in Bahrain, but is currently in Ireland looking for a home.

A source said: "Michael is a very spiritual person and considered a move to Ireland years ago. It doesn't surprise me that he is attracted to Ireland again. He once thought of it as a spiritual place for his rebirth. He has a very keen interest in fairies, myths and leprechauns which fit in with that."

His spokeswhore confirms he's in Ireland on personal business, but won't confirm if he's house hunting.

Even though this story borders on "so fake" I am telling myself it's true. I can totally picture Jacko freaking over a bowl of Lucky Charms and suddenly wanting to visit these delicious cereal people in real life. He also prefers his men, small...and I don't think screwing a leprechaun is illegal.

[Post Chronicle]

Gitte Makes it Legal

Last March, pictures of Brigitte Nielsen, 48, and lover Mattia Dessi, 33, were released. The pictures showed the pair getting "married" on a Caribbean beach. They later announced that the marriage was invalid, because she was still married to husband #4. All that is in the past now and Gitte and Mattia will marry this weekend in Italy. Ivana Trump will witness Gitte tying the knot with hubby #5. Foofy Foo will not attend.

Let's hope their real wedding pictures are nothing like these, because this is straight-up sick! It's like beauty and the beast! And if you have to ask who the beauty is, you need serious help.

[Page Six]

Nicole Richie is a Bad Friend

Nicole Richie shops on July 2, 2006

Parasite Hilton is still talking about how horrible Nicole Richie is. This dumb whore only knows how to talk about being hot, sucking wang and Nicole Richie. While doing press for the current (and awful) season of The Simple Life, Paris again basically said the same thing she's always said about Nicole.
"I brought Nicole onto ‘The Simple Life’, and all of a sudden she became this different person. She dropped her old friends and she's someone else.

"Nicole and I are not enemies, but I can't be friends with someone who doesn't want good things for me."

"We only did two episodes together. I basically stayed with 10 different families and was housekeeper and mother. I loved it."

I have news for P, nobody wants good things for her. Not even her dogs, they hate her ass. And WTF is Richie drinking? Her own vom? Does that make you lose weight?



[Female First]

Teri Snatches Likes the Beach

Snatcher's showed her beach body again this past weekend. Her body makes up for what her face lacks: beauty!







[Yeeeah]

Gayken Love for Clarkson

Clay Gayken supported his friend, Kelly Clarkson, by attending her concert in Raleigh, NC. Gayken arrived with a mysterious male companion and Ruben Studdard. Their appearance was so choreographed that they actually stood up and waved to fans before the concert began. A witness saw Gayken whisper to his male friend all night. Afterward, Gayken signed autographs for the fans.

He also sang along to his favorite Clarkson song, Miss Independent.

Even though Clay hasn't officially come out of the closet, I think his hair has done the uncomfortable deed for him.



[Thx Princezz]

Who Needs a World Cup Anyway?

Posh, David and the Beckham clan arrived back in England after losing in Germany. David was extremely upset as was Posh. She will get over it after she drops a few on cheap dresses and surgery. On a happier note, they recently celebrated their 7th anniversary. Looks like they made it!

Posh arrived in England at 3pm and her breasts arrived early at 2:45.

In Your Face

Barbara Streisand's second farewell isn't creating the stir she was expecting. Babs announced that she was putting on ANOTHER farewell tour and this time it was real. The tour will kick off this October and will visit 12 cities. Ticket prices are as high as $800 and this time around fans aren't as hungry to grab seats. The tour is selling extremely poorly and some cities have only sold 3,000 seats.

The slow ticket sales are said to be a concern for Michael Cohl and Live Nation, the promoters who paid nearly $80 million for Streisand's 20 shows with opening act Il Divo. The tour kicks off Oct. 4 in Philadelphia, continues in New York on Oct. 9, then rolls into Washington, Detroit, Boston, Ft. Lauderdale, Atlanta, Atlantic City, Chicago, San Jose, Las Vegas and Los Angeles. But with promoters facing the possibility of losing $15 million or more on the deal, they're now said to be mulling offers to book Streisand in Indian casinos.

Tour spokesman Ken Sunshine said of our source's claims, "That is bull[bleep]. Tickets are going through the moon."

Another issue is that Streisand has said she plans to "donate millions of dollars in proceeds to environmental, education and women's health organizations through her own Streisand Foundation." But she won't say exactly how much - which means ticket buyers can't write off part of the whopping ticket costs as tax deductions.

That's what this bitch deserves! Nobody cares about her fat nose anymore! She needs to keep hidden in her Donna Karan at her Malibu mansion eating corn dogs or whatever the hell she does. She's a money hungry hag and it makes me sick. But if anybody has free tickets to offer send em my way! Just kidding!!! Seriously!

P.S. - Again, I don't post real pics of Babs, because she's too ugly. The above pic is a much hotter impersonator.

[Page Six]

Madge for H & M

Here are the photos taken just a few days ago of Madonna and her dancers for H&M. The campaign will kick off this August. She looks hot (photoshopped to hell) but hot.





[Thx Youri]

The Real Reason Behind Chad & Hilary's Split

Hilary Swank's news that she was divorcing Chad Lowe came as a huge surprise to anyone. Rumors circulated as to why the rock-solid couple were heading their separate ways. There was a small time when they were talking about reconciling, however that didn't come through. Hilary has now revealed that Chad's substance abuse problem was the real reason behind their break-up.

"I knew something was happening but I didn't know what," Swank tells Vanity Fair magazine. She also says her ex has been fighting his problem for years, and he is sober now. She does not name what substance he abused.

But, she says in excerpts from the interview obtained by the New York Post, "When I found out, it was such a shock because I never thought he'd keep something from me. And yet, on another level, it was a confirmation of something I was feeling that was keeping us from being completely solid."

She goes on to say, "I don't want to make it seem like that's the sole reason; there were other factors. But that just kind of blew it open. It made me look at things a lot deeper. That's when you realize it's not going to work."

Chad honestly better get his mess together. He's already losing his cash now and now he could lose everything. Seriously, a has-been 80s actor in the gutter is so cliche.

[People]

The Big Brother: All-Stars Cast Revealed!

CBS encountered a slight boo-boo this past weekend revealing the 14 houseguests that will compete in Big Brother: All-Stars. The audio version of the live feed went on for a few hours and those who were on the feeds heard both "the twist" and the contestants involved. If you don't wish to be spoiled, don't click on the link below.


Continue reading "The Big Brother: All-Stars Cast Revealed"


The cast was revealed as:

Men (8) :
"Chicken" George Boswell
Marcellas Reynolds
Kaysar Ridha
Howie Gordon
Jase Wirey
James Rhine
Dr. Will Kirby
Mike "Boogie" Matlin

Women (6):

Janelle Pierzina
Alison Irwin
Danielle Reyes
Diane Henry J
ennifer "Nakomis" Dedmon
Erika Landin

This confirmed rumors that 14 houseguests have been cast instead of 12. The twist also revealed that there are two HOHs this week. Jase and Janelle won the competition and both must nominate two people for eviction sending 2 people home the first week. Janelle has apparently already aligned with her season 6 castmates (Kaysar, Howie and James) and they are planning to send Nakomis home.

Unfortunately, my Monica didn't make it into the house. Oh well, I tried! However, I'm fixin' to believe this is gonna be one hot season!

[Jam!]

The Dlisted Report

Keith Richards has been confirmed as Captain Jack Sparrow's (Johnny Depp) father in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. Parts of the third chapter have been filmed and will resume filming in California next month. Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom also star. [Coming Soon]

Ben Stiller will executive produce and direct a half-hour sitcom for CBS starring his wife, Christine Taylor. The project is about an actress married to a movie star who contends with her family members and their involvement in her life. Stiller will make guest appearances from time to time. [Variety]

Michelle Monaghan will join the Seven Day Itch. She will star opposite Ben Stiller in the Farrelly Brothers comedy. Monaghan will play a young woman who causes a honeymooning groom to question his commitment to the woman he hastily married. Gwyneth Paltrow is currently in talks to play the wife. [Variety]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for June 30th!

when they showed up at the state fair, the officials weren't sure if they were a muscial act or the 4H prize pigs being delivered. - christine love curtain

Runner-up:

he's a little bit redneck, she's a little be racist - Sai

[Thx AA]

HSLs of the Day!

The Wild Hanlons from Treasure Hunters

Birthday Sluts

Huey Lewis (56)
Eva Green (26)
Edie Falco (43)
Douglas Sills (46)
Judge Joe Brown (59)
Shirley Knight (70)
Katherine Helmond (78)

53.75 Hot Dogs in 12 Minutes

Takeru Kobayashi

Independence Day would not be complete without the International Nathan's Hot Dog Eating competition held in Coney Island, Brooklyn. For the 6th time Japan's Takeru Kobayashi beat his competitors and took home the top prize. 25,000 people watched as he devoured nearly 54 dogs in 12 minutes breaking the World record that he set. Joey Chestnut from California wasn't far behind with 52 dogs. My personal favorite, Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas, came in a disappointing third with only 37 dogs.

Even though he won the event, Takeru was not happy with the outcome. He said: "I'm not happy with the result, I'm going to be back. I can do more but I'm not sure I want to tell you (how many),"

Paris Hilton should've competed. She could probably down at least 200 weiners in less than 10 minutes.






Joey Chestnut


Sonya Thomas on the left

[ABC News]

Pamela Anderson Knows How to Dress for the Beach

Pamela Anderson is currently on vacation in St. Tropez, France. Yesterday, she wore hot heels while taking a stroll. The day before she hit the deck of a yacht and gave a show by covering herself in lotion.











[HBest]

It's Coming!

Here is a new poster for the Samuel L. Jackson epic which hits theaters this August! Where are the snakes in that poster?

[Snakes on a Plane Blog]

Blind Items...I Guess....You Guess...

WHICH closeted character actor was caught in his trailer performing a sex act on his hunky male co-star during the filming of their movie?

Kevin Spacey and Brandon Routh

This gorgeous young couple was the talk of the Cannes Film Festival - and not because of the blockbuster movies they were supposed to be promoting. Because they seemed to spend every day in paradise scrounging for cocaine! (And they LOOK so sweet and innocent.) They asked hotel employees "Can you get us some coke?" They hounded publicists and producers for blow. They even coerced their French speaking friends to ask locals where they could get coke. By the end of their stay, people were avoiding them and their fixation. But we have to admit, they do have a pair of the best beach bodies anywhere!

Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom

[Page Six] [Janet Charlton]

Blohan's Brother is Hot!

Apparently, this is Lindsay Blohan's younger brother, Michael. This ho is hot! You can tell he's related, because his skin is falling off from the sun like hers. I'd still hit it. Actually, no I wouldn't because he's not legal. Ugh, sick.






[ONTD]

Happy 4th of July!!!!

Happy Fourth of July everyone! I hope your day is filled with hot dogs and hot cocks. In that order. KFed spent yesterday preparing for this big day by buying all of Britney's favorites. Lays, Froot Loops, Pop Tarts and Diet Coke. And people wonder why she's a fat ass.

HSL of the Day!

Lauren Tewes

Birthday Sluts

Gloria Stuart (96)
Ute Lemper (43)
Geraldo Rivera (63)
Gina Lollobrigida (79)
Neil Simon (79)
Eva Marie Saint (82)

30 Seconds to Face on Floor

Jared Leto played a show with his band 30 Seconds to Mars in Washington, DC last night. During their set, Jared decides to go into the audience. The audience supports him at first and he surfs over them and as he makes his way back to the stage, he falls right on his face! Hahahah...it's pretty funny! What a tool.

Watch the video!

[JJB]

Little Mister Apricot is Really Hot

4-year-old Matthew Burgos was named Patterson, CA's Little Mister Apricot a few months ago. He obviously let the title get to his head, because last month at the Apricot Festival he flipped the audience the bird. The Apricot board didn't approve of this good gester and they stripped the title away from him.

His mother said: "I think it is ridiculous, I mean he'’s four years old."

His parents haven't told Matthew yet, because they aren't sure he will understand. Michael Montiel will assume thresponsibilitieses.

This is my kind of kid. You know Michael had something to do with this. He couldn't bear to see the Apricot crown being worn by somebody else. That's some shady shit.

Watch the video!

[CBS13] [Thx Chantelle & KitKatWoman]

Sweaty Disco Crack Ho

Keira Knightley attended the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere in London today looking like she's just come out of a 9-hour coke binge at Studio 54 in the 70s. I'm all for that kind of look, but Keira doesn't have the attitude to go with it. I will say that seeing a chick with small breasteses and loving it is kind of refreshing. I usually bombard you with breasts made out of plaster and concrete, so this is a nice change. However, she's probably no fun to titty-screw.

No Love for Bobby Brown

New Edition welcomed back Bobby Brown last night in Houston. Bobby performed with the group on two songs at the Essence Music Festival, Although, the group probably wished they hadn't invited him because he sort of went crazy onstage causing fans to boo his ass.

As the other five members moved to slick choreography Sunday, Brown ran around the stage wildly and performed raunchy dance moves.

The men brought the crowd to its feet with their performance of the 1985 hit “Mr. Telephone Man.”

Brown then left the stage, and the remainder of the group — original members Ralph Tresvant, Ricky Bell, Michael Bivins and Ronnie DeVoe, plus Johnny Gill, who replaced Brown — performed several ballads.

Brown followed with a solo set that started with “Don’t Be Cruel,” then quickly turned to more raunchy dancing and talk about his sex life with wife Whitney Houston.

By the time he finished with “My Prerogative,” Brown was shirtless and many in the audience were screaming for him to get off the stage.

Fortunately, I couldn't find any pics of Bobby without his shirt on. Those are probably illegal and not allowed on the internet.

[MSNBC] [Thx Libby]

Gwen and Angelina Make a Playdate

Gwen Stefani brought her baby, Kingston, to Brad Pitt's secluded Santa Barbara home for a play date with Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.

Gwen Stefani and Angelina Jolie take a stroll with their newborns babies Shiloh and Kingston at Brad Pitt's secluded Santa Barbara estate, July 2nd. The pair wore matching baby slings and compared diaper stories while Angelina's adopted daughter Zahara impressed both beauties with her new-found walking skills. Meanwhile, partners Brad and Gavin Rossdale took a break from babysitting with a jet skiing excursion. Gavin proved the more adventurous, powering into sea, while Brad stayed close to the coast with sidekick Maddox. With the coolest babies on the planet finally meeting each other, security in the compound was on high alert. The estate was heavily guarded by officers on dune buggies, patrol boats and rafts, as well as dogs posted around the property's perimeters.

Uh-oh, it's starting. Kingston and Shiloh are the first members of the Celeb-baby mafia. You know there will be more members. But not Suri, because they all think she's weird.

[Just No Doubt]

Holiday Crumbs

MK Olsen almost flies away [Hollywood Rag]

A Gawker shake-up [Jossip]

Butter boy is the new lube [OMG Blog]

Ashlee's new nose wins her a Victoria's Secret deal [Mollygood]

Star Jones won't stop apologizing [A Socialite's Life]

Fishsticks needs to keep her comeback [Popsugar]

Lucky Bana, Lucky Barrymore [Just Jared]

Jessica Biel is single and nobody cares [IDLYITW]

Couple watching at the Nelly ball [Crunk + Disorderly]

Blohan tells everyone her secret Bday plans [Egotastic!]

Vintage Britney Spears

I would like to celebrate our Nation's holiday by remembering a true American tragedy. Remember when Britney Spears was just a wholesome girl from Lousiana? I mean, she always had that white trash in her, but it was deep down. KFed helped unleash the curler wearing, fat belly bearing beast that was hidden inside. I miss the old Britney. Unfortunately, she is gone forever. She has replaced her taut abs and that "Lolita" gaze with buttermilk and KFC bowls.

One of my favorite Britney songs is also one of her worst. This is probably the only song she truly wrote herself. Honestly, my turds could do a better job at song writing. However, it is a beautiful song and pretty much sums up Britney Jean Spears.

Britney Spears "E-Mail My Heart"

Something to Laugh At

This white girl can't dance! Paris Hilton looked "special" as she desperately tried to dance at The Mademoiselle Agency part on June 29th in Cannes, France. She brought along her latest accessory, Caroline d'Amore, and both girls tried their best to be sexy. Paris doesn't understand that Tijuana hookers look more seductive than her.

Lindsay Blohan Quote of the Day!

on cocaine:

“I’ve seen my father. I’ve seen how it messes with families and fucks your life up. If I hadn’t witnessed that, I may have gone a different route. I don’t know. But I’ve seen how it tore my parents apart.”

[Thanks Jennifer]

Frances Bean Got Big!

Courtney Love and daughter, Frances Bean spent a beautiful day at Greystone Park in Beverly Hills with their two dogs. Courtney is spending more time with her daughter now that she's cleaned up her act. She has vowed to take care of Frances and her finances are back in order.

I am actually happy for them, because I think deep down Courtney is sort of a good person. She has evil in her, but hopefully she got rid of that for the sake of her daughter.

McFly Mangina!

First of all, I have no idea who McFly is. I'm assuming they are mostly in the tween set. Anyway, two of the members are totally gay. They played with a little thing called a digital camera and took pictures of themselves with their things between their legs. I guess they didn't want to show us how small their penises were, so they showed us their manginas instead. It's not hot.

Click to see the "half-monty"


[ONTD]

Easy Access

Jessica Simpson is a single woman now, so she's dropping the things that have gotten in the way of her allowing to be a big slut. She was in NYC and forgot her pants. She also sported a huge bruise on her right leg. So it's like that? That dog also that "help me" look in her eyes.

Keith and His Granny Return Home

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are seen here in Nashville on July 1st after returning from their four night honeymoon in Bora Bora. They are wasting no time and getting back to work immediately. Keith starts his tour in Canada next week and Nicole starts shooting The Lady From Shanghai in a couple of weeks.

These pictures are so Driving Miss Daisy. Nicky is seriously the spitting image of Jessica Tandy and I mean Jessica in her old age.

[Entertainmentwise]

Ian McKellen is the Top Gay

Jake Shear, Ian McKellen and Elton John

Sir Ian McKellen has topped a list in Britian for being the most influental gay. "The Pink List" is put out every year and names the top gay and lesbians in media and the arts.

Ian is an Oscar-nominated actor and stars of films like the X-Men series and The Da Vinci Code. He is also a gay-rights activist. He has pushed Elton John out of the number one spot. Here's the top ten:

1. Sir Ian McKellen - Actor

2. Sir Elton John - Musician

3. Gary Frisch and Henry Badenhorst - Founders and owners of gaydar.co.uk

4. Sir Cameron Mackintosh - Impresario

5. Peter Mandelson - EU Trade Commissioner

6. Sir Michael Bishop - Chairman, BMI

7. John Galliano - Fashion Designer & Couturier

8. Alan Bennett - Playwright & Author

9. Matt Lucas - Comedian

10. Alexander McQueen - Fashion Designer

These are all dudes! Where's the lesbos? I mean John Galliano could pass as a dyke.



[Female First]

Still a Piece of Trash

Was the character of Joy from My Name is Earl based on Tara Reid? I swear they are like the same person. Anyway, here's our favorite drunk at the 944 Magazine party in Las Vegas. She's too broke to buy an outfit, so she stole the curtains from her room at the Rio and wore it.

Born on the 3rd of July

Happy Birthday Tom Cruise! Let's send him an alien shaped ice cream cake and some anti-depressants.

Director Oliver Stone told his friends that Tom Cruise won the lead role in Born on the 4th of July, not because he has sucky exceptional acting skills, but because he was born one day before the 4th. He felt it was karma and gave him the part.

Oliver later regretted the decision, because the film sucked and Tom never spoke about his birthdate while doing press for the movie.

Jesus, Oliver is a crazy. No wonder that movie was horrendous, it was made by a bunch of insanes!

[Page Six]

They Have Plastic Surgeons in Prison?

Lil' Kim is a free woman! Kimberly Jones was released this morning after serving 10 months on a 12 month sentence. She was released early for good behavior. She left a Philadelphia detention center early this morning and was greeted by hundreds of fans.

She told her fans she loved them and got into a Rolls Royce and headed home.

She released this statement: "She has accepted responsibility and handled herself in an exemplary manner."

WTF is wrong with her face?! They allow botox in there?

[People]

HSL of the Day!

Park Overall

Birthday Sluts

Tom Cruise (44)
Corey Sevier (22)
Ludivine Sagnier (27)
Audra McDonald (36)
Connie Nielsen (41)
Yeardley Smith (42)
Montell Williams (50)
Tom Stoppard (69)
Ken Russell (79)

Has-Beens Have a Great Deal of Time on their Hands!

Freddie Prinze Jr. gets so excited when he's on an actual film set that he can't control himself. He has admitted to taking a dump in Matthew Lillard's trailer for a laugh.

He said: "“One time Matt Lillard thought it was funny to defecate in my hotel room and it was. It made me laugh so I defecated in his trailer. It made him laugh."

These two need to spend less time taking dumps on the floor and more time in acting class. If they followed that rule they would probably share screen time with DeNiro instead of Scooby Doo.

Freddie also found time during filming with Claire Forlani to play a joke on her.

"The actress Claire Forlani had watched a documentary on serial killers so I dressed up as one of them.

I was all in black with a T-shirt pulled over my eyes and I knocked on her door with a kitchen knifeapologizedised to her afterwards."

[The Sun]

Halle Berry is Really Ugly

Halle Berry in Los Angeles on June 29, 2006

Actually, she's pretty hot. The thing about her is she doesn't need to whore it up in order to be sexy. I try to talk trash on her, but I can't. She even stops traffic and you know a soccer mom is driving that minivan. Hell, even soccer moms want to hit it.

HSL of the Week: Juliette Lewis

Age: 33
Birthday: June 21, 1979
Birth Name: Juliette Lewis

Original Date of HSL of the Day: June 29, 2006

Claim to Fame: Juliette first came into American homes as the daughter in the short-lived, but hot, sitcom I Married Dora. A few years letter she shed her wholesome image in Cape Fear earning an Oscar nomination.

Where is she now? She's still making movies and is set to tour with her band Juliette and the Licks this Fall.

Why is she HSL of the Week? She makes white trash look chic.

Why is Posh Crying?

Posh Beckham broke into tears as England got kicked out by penalties during their game with Portugal. She actually broke into tears, because she just remembered she ate a Life Saver a few seconds before. I think she's throwing it up into her hands.





[Thx Valerie]

Who Needs Viagra?

Woody Allen is a pervert, we all know this. He let his shriveled dick do the thinking when he cast Scarlett Johansson in two of his films. Even though he keeps casting her he finds her intimidating, because she is so sexually overwhelming. Sick.

He said: "It's very hard to be extra witty around a sexually overwhelming, beautiful young woman who is wittier than you are. Anytime I say anything amusing, Scarlett tops me."

Ewww, you know she let him hit that or at least pop one on her breasts. Can you imagine?! Woody's face probably contorts into itself when he orgasms.

[Female First]

No Burger and Fries?

Nicole Richie and DJ Am reunited for a burger and fries at In-N-Out in Los Angeles. Richie probably opted only for a Diet Coke. She's still working that pro-ana bracelet. No, she's not in the Kabbalah. Her bones are her religion.

These Clubs are Still Open?

On Friday night Jacksonville, FL celebrated (for lack of a better word) the opening of yet another Paris Hilton club. Club Paris is opening all over Florida and Jacksonville was its next stop. Unfortunately, the heiress was unavailable to attend the opening. She was in Europe promoting her album and single.

And even though it sounds like it...Club Paris is not a strip club. It's a sex club.



[First Coast News]

Mena Suvari's Boyfriend is Fug

Mena Suvari and fug boyfriend at Cirque de Soleil celebrates the Beatles in Las Vegas on June 30, 2006

HSL of the Day!

Susan Richardson

Birthday Sluts

Johnny Weir (22)
Lindsay Lohan (20)
Ashley Tisdale (21)
Michelle Branch (23)
Dan Renzi (32)
Yancy Butler (36)
Jarrod Emick (37)
Jose Conseco (42)
Jerry Hall (50)
Larry David (59)