Dlisted: 06/18/2006 - 06/25/2006

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Vintage Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt in a hot photo shoot from 1989


Only One Day Away

Nicole Kidman arrived at her parent's home today in preparation for her wedding tomorrow to Keith Urban. Keith is staying at another undisclosed location until the ceremony. The two are planning to release one photo to the media free of charge. They do ask that any publication that uses the photo make a donation to a children's hospital in Sydney. They don't have any plans to release more than one photo.

Bruce Willis Quote of the Day!

"Friday night is cuss night in my house. You know parenting has changed, at least in the States, when you're told to 'Shut the fuck up' by your kids."

Who the Hell is Going to See This Wreck?!

Mimi's Main Dude

The dude above is Miss Piggy's Mimi's main dude. They have been together for a while. He's some music producer or some shit. He was her date at the Grammys. He's shy. I can just picture his face in between those thunder thighs.

[Gossip Rocks]

Kevin Richardson Leaves the Backstreet Boys

Nick, Howie, Brian and AJ released a statement confirming that Kevin will not return to the Backstreet Boys when they begin filming their next album.

“Earlier this year, after much soul searching, Kevin Richardson came to us and told us that he had decided to leave the group and pursue other interests. He gave his blessing to continue the music without him. We have no intention of replacing Kevin, and the door will always be open for him to return to the Backstreet Boys. We wish him the all the best in his future endeavors. This weekend we are returning to the studio to begin the follow-up to Never Gone, and will see you later this year with a new album.”

Kevin confirmed the confirmation on his MySpace:

Hey everybody, sorry it has been so long since I've updated you. I've been very busy. I know there are alot of rumors floating around about my status with BSB. After thirteen years of what can only be described as a dream come true, I have decided to leave the Backstreet Boys. It was a very tough decision for me but one that was necessary in order for me to move on with the next chapter of my life. Howard, Brian, Alex, and Nick will always be my little brothers and will continue to have my utmost love and support. I want to thank you all for the beautiful memories we have shared together and look forward to including you in the next phase of my life. I wish my brothers continued success and look forward to their new album. Peace and love, Kevin Richardson

No word yet on what Kevin and his eyebrows plan to do next.

[ONTD] [Thx Mousie]

This is Your Bobbi Kristina

Bobbi Kristina Brown is looking like a lot of Bobbi and a lot less like Whitney. She's only 13, so I'm gonna give her ass a break. But who is that blonde freon-sniffer with her? She better beware of that homegirl.

[Crunk+ Disorderly]

A Brangelina Baby Shower?

*Photo has been removed by request*

Celebrity Baby Blog had a reader send them an e-mail with this photo and a note saying they had several other pictures of Brangelina's baby shower that they are shopping around. The pictures are from Africa.

That's a weird baby shower. Do you think they played the "break the balloon" game?


R.I.P. Aaron Spelling

Aaron Spelling passed away at his home in Beverly Hills early yesterday evening. He was 83. He died from complications from the stroke he suffered on June 18th.

His wife Candy and his son were present. No word yet if Tori was at his side.

Let's hope he wrote that dumb whore out of his will!

Aaron you will live forever in Dynasty!!!


Hot Slut of the Day!

George Takei

Birthday Sluts

Michele Lee (64)
Solange Knowles (20)
Peta Nemcova (27)
Kelly Wigglesworth (29)
Sherry Stringfield (39)
Peter Weller (59)
Mick Fleetwood (64)

Friday, June 23, 2006

Jessica Simpson's Shitty New Single

Jessica Simpson has a new single and it sucks! It sounds like something they sang on Rags to Riches. At least in that show they wore hot outfits. I bet you Ken Paves wrote this crap. Notice how he's in the artwork for the single. It will sell a lot though. People like her fake tits.

Jessica Simpson "A Public Affair"

Anal Pap Smear?!

What the hell is an anal pap smear? Do I need one? I'll check on that later.

Medical professionals are excited about the possibility of at home pap smears. All you would have to do is stick a q-tip up your ass and mail it to the lab. This could reduce the number of STI infections and other infections.

Sorry about the picture! That's not an anal pap, that's a regular one. My stretched out asshole probably looks pretty close to that though. Just kidding! Go get an anal pap now!


Two Celebrity Weddings This Weekend!

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban aren't the only celebrities making it legal this weekend. Desperate Housewives star and more importantly Melrose Place star, Marcia Cross, will marry Tom Mahoney in Los Angeles. Marcia began dating the wealth manager in January 2005. The two became engaged in August.

This is the first marriage for both.

Several of her DH co-stars are expected to appear.

Dlisted wishes them the best and no she isn't a lesbian!

[The Insider]

Does Dark Hair Make You Smarter?

Paris Hilton showed up to the O2 Wireless Festival in London, England today. She decided to whip out a darker wig. She probably thought it was edgier, but I still see skank underneath it. I bet you the wig was made from her pubes.

Gay Pride on Passions!

by Lahoma00

Passions is one of the best shows ever. This isn't news for anyone that watches this piece of shit. Right now they've got a brother and sister in love, some crazy CEO dressed like a monk and a mermaid that's after Miguel's piece. Next week hunky Luis is almost killed by psycho Beth (she was the one that stole his baby and threw his fiancee down a hole for six months, where she was tortured by clowns).

Anyway, who comes to his rescue but a bunch of Roman lesbians! According to the actor that plays Luis, "they show up with chainsaws, hammers and rainbow flags." Everybody better tune into this shit!

This is a Hot Outfit

Sienna Miller and Jude Law had lunch in NYC before Sienna went to spend the day in the city. She opted for a one piece bathing suit and a little skort. I personally think this is a hot outfit, but I also think most hookers have awesome fashion sense.

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Afternoon Crumbs

Another slutty Paris photo shoot [X17]

Kat McPhee and Katie Holmes may be the same person [Cityrag]

Angelina Jolie's nude pregnancy pictures [Hollywood Rag]

Eminem divorces in secret [A Socialite's Life]

Blohan's almost nip slip [Egotastic!]

Gisele and Kelly Slater are done [Gabsmash]

Sienna Miller has a gorgeous face [Just Jared]

Britney Spears is totally trying to be Angelina Jolie with the new dark [IDLYITW]

The new and improved Daisy Duke [Hollywood Tuna]

Selma Blair files for divorce [Popsugar]

Courtney Love is a True Thespian

Courtney Love swears that she's gotten her act together and is ready to splash back into the limelight. Courtney has several projects in the works. She is currently working with Linda Perry on a new album. Although she isn't with a label, Linda Perry has mentioned signing her to her own record label. Courtney will record some new songs soon, so is heading to the "spa" this week to get her shit in order.

Courtney is also finishing up a book called Dirty Blonde which will debut this Fall. It's not a kiss and tell kind of book. She promises it will be something classier.

And to top it off, Courtney is planning to become a West End theater star by the end of the year. She has said she's in talks with producers to take the London stage in a classic play.

Let's hope she gets her shit together, because she does have some talent. I will miss the stories about her breaking into people's homes in the middle of the night and pissing in their beds.

[Fox News]

LaToya Jackson's Insane

LaToya Jackson has been an idol of mine for a long time. Her music touches my soul and her words speak to me. I'm still perplexed on why she isn't a huge star in Tijuana America. TMZ caught up with the craziest Jackson at a photo shoot for a malt beverage called Star Ice. She spoke about her upcoming album which will probably never see the light of day.

She said: "I've been recording for some time now and we're just wrapping up on the end of a production of an album that I'm doing. It's a club album. And I'm just having a wonderful time with it. I think it's some of my best work and I'm excited about it."

Star Ice?! I need some of that right about now. My weekend is going to consist of sipping on Star Ice and listening to LaToya's hit He's My Brother over and over again.

Oh and on the real.....Jacko and LaToya are the same bitch!

Watch this photo shoot! Ho is NUTS!

Justin Didn't Dump Cameron

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz deny that they have broken up. Reports hit yesterday that Justin kicked Cammy to the curb, so he could be all single and shit while on tour.

They issued this statement: "The couple are in fact very much together, as he prepares for the release of his album. Of course, made-up sources have had them breaking up, getting married and having a baby ever since they began dating over three years ago."

Well, she needs to break up with him and get with a dude name Proactiv.


Did Jessica Get a New Honker?

Before and After

Don't Call Kate Beckinsale a Slut

Who the hell is calling her anything? Kate Beckinsale doesn't like whenever people call her a slut. You see, she dumped her first husband to be with her second husband.

She said: "It was always rather odd to me when I’d get the ‘Oh, what a slut’ remark."

"Look around Hollywood and tell me one person who’s slept with only two people in a decade - I might be the only one. But I do think you can make up for that by having sex many, many, many times with one person."

This is a lame story. I just realized this. I apologize, it's a slow news day. For the record, she's a slut.

[Female First]

Vintage Keith Urban

[A Socialite's Life]

Hilary Duff Quote of the Day!

on her boyfriend:

"He doesn't socialize. He's very real, like, he's from a pretty ghetto place in Maryland. . . . I like that."


Michael K on MySpace

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