This is what I'm talking about! Why wasn't I in Los Angeles last night at The Renberg Theater for an All-Star reading of Valley of the Dolls
. When I say all-star, I mean people who haven't worked this century. I mean if Donna Mills
was there, you know the was major wattage. Poor thing, look at that shitty-ass wig. I think a ball of yellow yarn would've looked more believable.Robert Gant
from Queer as Folk
was also there! He's hot shit and I still can't get over Donna's tragic wig.
OMG Melissa Joan Hart
?! This is an All-Star cast! You know it's the bottom of the barrel just by their outfits. She's had this in her closet from Drive Me Crazy
. Red vinyl?! I mean...poor thing needs a gift card to Forever 21, so she can get some new threads.Mindy FUCKING Cohn
! Yes, Nat from Facts of Life
. You can't get any bigger than this?! Lindsay Lohan
The list goes on and on...Mackenzie Phillips
! Not a cute pose for a woman of her age.
The cast also included a few extras from CSI
, one of the Kraft service people on Desperate Housewives
and a stagehand from The Beauty and the Beast
touring company. Seriously, the stars were shining so bright last night at The Renberg Theater you had to wear your blue blockers!