Ears Go Deaf

Parasite Hilton called into Ryan Seacrest's morning radio show on L.A.'s KIIS FM to debut her new single "Stars are Blind." She also took calls from fans, but refused to talk about Brandon Davis. During her interview she basically talked about what a slut she is, and how she's going to be in some movies and is planning to play a superhero. She also talked about how important her music is to her and how she's so shy.

I listened to a small clip of the song from TMZ and that thing is a piece of shit! It's basically completely electric and not even her. It's a fucking machine doing the singing. Her vagina lips could've done a better job.

Visit TMZ to listen to the song and some of the interview. Oh and please clear small children out of the room.

[Thx HR]

Ashlee Simpson Gets Punched in the Face!

Ashlee Simpson trained to be a female boxer while shooting the video to her song "Invisible" which is inspired by "Million Dollar Baby". During one of the shots her dumb ass got socked hard in the jaw.

She said: "I got hit hard on the chin! (In the video) I get knocked down, but keep getting back up. I can relate to that!"

The person that hit her in the chin probably lost their hand. That chin is fucking serious.

Here's Ashlee performing at MTV's Summer Sizzle. This ho got like a complete face transplant to match Chestica, right? She doesn't even look like her fug self! She looks fuglier!

[Post Chronicle]

Guess Where Beyonce is Performing?

She's performing at a Wal-Mart Shareholders Meeting. WTF?!

[JournalStar]

This Picture is a MESS

Jordan is All Class

Jordan has splashed out and has gone super-classy by purchasing a bright pink VW Beetle. The gorgeous one isn't stopping at just the bright pink color, she's planning to crystallize that shit.

She said: "I'm going to have Swarovski crystals stuck around the mirror and the gear stick.

"I know it's cheesy but I have put some sparkly dice in it. I want to get some flashy alloy wheels too."

Not surprisingly her inspiration for her new project is Barbie!

"I remember Barbie had a pink Beetle so I wanted one the same. When I drive it, everyone just stares. It looks like a cartoon car."

Barbie is exactly who a 28-year-old woman should be looking up to!



[Female First]

What Do These Wrecks Know About Champagne?

Hot Slut of the Day!

Shirley Manson of Garbage

[For Ryan]

Birthday Sluts

Anderson Cooper (39)
James Purefoy (42)
Melissa Mathison (56)
Suzie Quatro (56)
John Dykstra (59)
Colleen Dewhurst (80)
Tony Curtis (81)

Fill in the Blank

Paris Hilton uses __________ as powder.

Mmmmm Bop!

The youngest Hanson is getting married to a woman.

Zac Hanson (20) of pop group Hanson will marry longtime girlfriend, Kate Tucker (22), on Saturday in Atlanta, according to the group's publicist, Katie McNeil.

"The couple is planning an intimate ceremony with close family and friends," McNeil informed the Associated Press.

The bride, 22, and groom, 20, have been going together for five years.

Taylor (the girly one in the middle) is also married and has two kids. Those Hansons start young! Are they like mormon? You know they still hit it with each other.

[People]

The Dick isn't Good!

Christian Bale isn't packing. In "cut" scenes for American Psycho, Christian shows that his shit isn't worthy. Whatever, I'd still hit. He can just use a strap-on.


Click here to see the full monty!









[ONTD]

Remember Pumkin?

Cause I don't!

[Thx nerdnoir]

Buy This For Me!

My birthday is coming up and all you sluts get your pennies together and buy me this shit. I need something shiny to suck on, because the shit I suck are dirty.

A website called Itsmybinky.com has sent a one-of-a-kind 14K gold and diamond studded pacifier worth $17,000 to Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. The binky is made of European white gold and 3 carats of white diamonds.

Interestingly, the design was inspired by the birth of Donald and Melania Trump's son Barron William.

That's a waste of fucking money! That money would buy a lot of shit for their beloved Namibia.

[TMZ]

The Best Show Ever

by Lahoma00

Because I have a generous heart, I'm telling all you sluts to watch Season 4 of Footballers Wives. It starts airing this Sunday at 10:00 pm on BBC America.

This show is seriously better than Masterpiece Theater. All the women are crazy and slutty, all the men are hot, and everybody smokes cigarettes and backstabs each other. We need to be more like the British!

This is a hot catfight from last season!

Saryn Hooks Was Robbed!!!!

[Finola Hackett, front and Saryn Hooks, back]

The 2006 Scripps National Spelling Bee was on last night. Let me just say that these kids are insanely smart or they have really good memory. Out of the 100 or so words that were given, I spelled like 1 of them correctly. I'm really dumb though, so that's an accomplishment all on its own. Very early on I started to root for the stunningly gorgeous, Saryn Hooks from North Carolina. In the 8th round Saryn was knocked out, because she spelled the word "hechescher" incorrectly. However, at the beginning of the 9th round the judges realized she spelled the word correctly and they had it wrong. WTF?! Those dumb asses. Saryn being the class act she is didn't create a stink. My ghetto ass would've started hootin' and hollerin' and demanded they give me the trophy now! Saryn managed to not get ghetto and found herself in the championship round with two other chicks: Finola Hackett from Canada and Katharine Close from NJ.

Saryn didn't last very long in the final round and was eliminated when she spelled the word "icteritious" wrong. I was surprised she didn't say to the judges "Are you sure? Double check, because you screwed that shit up last time." Anyway, Finola fucked up too and Katharine Close won. The winning word was "ursprache". Big deal!

Saryn will go on to bigger and better things like teen modeling and soap opera acting. So she doesn't give a hell!

[ABC News]

Afternoon Crumbs

Brad Pitt wants out of Africa [A Socialite's Life]

Don't tell me you don't love Mimi [Crunk & Disorderly]

I don't need to see Chestica Simpson's camel toe [Hollywood Rag]

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey sitting in a tree [IDLYITW]

Tera Patrick is FHM's first porn star cover girl [Hollywood Tuna]

Tattooed eyebrows?!? [Cityrag]

Brandon Davis is dragging this shit out [BWE]

Jessica Alba is just asking to be topless [Egotastic!]

Let's all audition for The Real World, too bad my ass is too old [Glitterati]

Brandon Routh's beard [Just Jared]

David Copperfield's Lame Attempt at Resurrecting His Career

David Copperfield is holding on to his magic career for dear life. Since David Blaine seems to have most of the "magic" spotlight these days, he must find ways to top him. And unfortunately, by topping I don't mean screw the hell out of his "magical" ass.

David plans to get a bitch pregnant LIVE on stage. Yawn...

He said: "There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. I'm going to make a girl pregnant. Naturally there will be no sex. Everybody will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more."

All I ask of David is that he use some of Lewis' sperm, because I really need one of his kittens.

[Contact Music] [Thx KatieRose]

Sondra Pill Lives!

Sondra Pill is the next YouTube star! Trust me. Sondra had a public access show in Tampa, FL in this early 90s. Though her videos look like they were shot in the early 80s. She can't sing worth shit and she can't fucking dance. In these two videos she covers Whitney Houston's "Saving All My Love" and Bette Midler's "From a Distance." This bitch is hot and she has many more videos on YT. She seriously is a hidden gem! Ok if gems were rusty, smelled like old tuna and could make your ears bleed.



[Thx JP]

We Botox Together

There is nothing "fresh" about this look, but here's Mimi showing off a newly botoxed face at the Fresh Air Fund gala last night in NYC. Someone needs to tell Mimi that most people prefer their chicken thighs without hormones.

Charles Was Not in Charge of This Look

I used to have such a crush on Nicole Eggert back in her Charles days. Seriously, she was the hotness. Now, she just looks like a housewife from Orange County with an emphasis on ORANGE. Ho needs to calm down.

He Wants to Spend More Time with Me

Matthew McConagay has decided to leave Penny Cruz, because spending time with her lesbo-ass was getting in the way of his qt with me.

They issued this statement:

"We have decided to take time off as a couple. Due to busy work schedules and so much time apart, they mutually decided four weeks ago that separating was the best thing to do at this time,"

Okay, somehow that statement was totally lost in translation. You see sometimes Mattey gets really drunk and gay and the lisp takes over. Here's what was meant to be said:

"Penny's a dyke and I am in love with Michael K. I must devote all my time to him, because he's kind of bitchy."



[People] [Thx Stacy]

Guess Who Thinks Kimbo Stewart is Hot?!

I know this is a long time coming, but I have finally realized that Parasite Hilton really does have mental troubles. There are several screws loose in that washed up head of hers. Maybe her brains are filled with jizz. This statement alone confirms it:

"Kimberly is hysterical. She's six feet tall, blonde, beautiful and has luscious blue eyes,"

"She's hot. I feel so comfortable with her and I can just act like myself."

[The Sun] [Thx Momthemumsie]

Taylor Hicks is Not Gay

Taylor Hicks is mad at The National Enquirer for writing lies about him. The tabloid says that Taylor is currently caught up in a gay sex scandal. This little story hit right before the American Idol finale and sent him into a frenzy. He really thought that this gay smear campaign would ruin his chances of winning.

A source said: "First, he blamed a fruity purple velvet jacket he wore. And he was told there were rumors about his sexuality all over the place."'

Rest assure lads, Taylor does not play for our team. Damn! I guess that fantasy about eating out his hairy grey asshole will never become a reality.

[Post Chronicle] [Thx Stacy]

KFed is Staying Put!!

Things are getting pretty bleak at the Spears household. Despite Britney's wishes, KFed continues to smoke pot and drink with his homeboys at their Malibu mansion. Brit has apparently turned to her mother to get out of this situation. She wants to leave him, but needs her mother's help to do so.

KFed however thinks differently and is completely solid in his position as her boy toy. He was heard telling a friend: "She doesn't have the guts to leave me, she's been threatening to divorce me since the honeymoon."

He's such a frog. Maybe she is leaving his ass. Here's Britney with a new vintage Porsche and an instructor. This is totally her "suddenly single" car.



[Post Chronicle]

Who is that Dude?

Janet Jackson was at some joint in Miami last night looking hotter than a cat's pussy. Whoever that dude is she should stick with him rather than the troll she's bagging now!

BEAT

Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell spent a night out at the Victoria theater. Kurt still looks hot while Goldie looks like she's been laying in swamp water for the past 6 days. I want to be on her side, but she has to help me to help her.

Underdog Lady is a movie star!

by Lahoma00

Underdog Lady, one of the most talented dancers in the world, has finally gotten Hollywood's attention. Here's the trailer for the new documentary about her, My Life as Underdog!

She Has Ugly Tits

Posh has all the money in the World, yet can't get a proper tit job! Cover that shit up!

The Dlisted Report

Naveen Andrews (Lost) will join the cast of The Brave One. The film also stars Jodie Foster and Terrence Howard. The Neil Jordan-directed thriller about a woman struggling to recover from a brutal attack by setting out on a dark psychological and physical journey for revenge and justice. Foster will play the victim and Andrews her husband. Howard will play a police officer. Shooting begins this August for a 2007 release. [Variety]

New mother Rachel Weisz and Heath Ledger are about to sign on to Dirt Music, based on a novel by Tim Winton. Set in the dramatic landscape of Western Australia, Dirt Music tells the story of Luther Fox, a broken man who makes his living as an illegal fisherman -- a shamateur. Before everyone in his family was killed in a freak rollover, Fox grew melons and counted stars and loved playing his guitar. Now, his life has become a "project of forgetting." Not until he meets Georgie Jutland, the wife of White Point's most prosperous fisherman, does Fox begin to dream again and hear the dirt music -- "anything you can play on a verandah or porch," he tells Georgie, "without electricity." Like the beat of a barren heart, nature is never silent. [Variety]

Project Runway 3 will debut July 12th on Bravo at 10pm. The three finalists will show at Olympic Fashion Week in September. [Reality Blurred]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for June 1st!!

After giving Matt a goodbye blowjob, Katie decides to share the load. - anonymous 2:48pm

Runner-up:

I'm the mommy journalist, and she's the baby journalist, and I'm passing my energy to her... - pricolatino

Hot Slut of the Day!

Tim Curry

[For Carrie]

Birthday Sluts

Wentworth Miller (34)
Fabrizio Moretti (26)
Nikki Cox (29)
Wayne Brady (34)
Dana Carvey (51)
Dennis Haysberg (52)
Lasse Hallstrom (60)
Stacy Keach (65)
Sally Kellerman (69)

Anderson Cooper's Piece

According to this blog, Anderson Cooper is dating this man. His name is Julio Cesar Recio and he's 24-years-old and is some kind of wine expert in NYC. Apparently, Anderson is his sugar daddy. I know for a fact that Andy likes em brown and young, so this dude fits into his standard.

Awww....they make such a cute couple.

More importantly...which one takes it in the ass for the other?

Say Something Nice

Kirstie Alley - Um...well...at least she'll be a playful mom to the child she's carrying. Wait, she's not preggers?

Not a Day Goes by When a Celeb Baby Isn't Born!

Rachel Weisz and Darren "Requiem for a Dream" Aronofsky had a baby boy in NYC last night. It is their first child together.

No word on the name yet. He's kind of crazy, so he'll probably come up with something normal like "Jim" or "John."

[CBB]

Apollonia is Still Hot!

Apollonia was one of my favorites out of Prince's women. Vanity of course being first. Apollonia is still even though she doesn't have much of a career. Here she is at some bar opening in Beverly Hills. That briefcase/purse thing is hella fug.

Michael Moore Gets Served!

Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore has been sued by a veteran of the Iraq war. Sgt. Peter Damon, 31, claims Michael distorted a TV interview of him that made him look like he was anti-war in the Michael's 2004 documentary Fahrenheit 9/11.

Sgt. Peter Damon, 33, has stated that Moore didn't have his permission to use pieces of the on-camera interview he gave in 2003 to an NBC Nightly News correspondent at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington D.C. Damon's appearance in Fahrenheit 9/11 resulted in a "loss of reputation, emotional distress, embarrassment, and personal humiliation" for him, court documents state.

Damon is suing for $75 million and his wife is seeking another $10 million for the "mental distress and anguish suffered by her spouse."

The lawsuit states that "[Fahrenheit 9/11] creates a substantially fictionalized and falsified implication of a wounded serviceman who was left behind when Plaintiff was not left behind but supported, financially and emotionally, by the active assistance of the president, the United States and his family, friends, acquaintances and community."

Damon, a double amputee, lost both of his arms while stationed in Iraq when a tire on a Black Hawk Helicopter he was servicing exploded. Another reservist was killed.

In Moore's film Damon is shown lying on a gurney, covered in bandages. He says he feels as if he's "being crushed in a vise," adding, "but [the painkillers] do a lot to help it. And they take a lot of the edge off of it."

A paltry $85 million?! That's nothing to Moore! He spends that much cheeseburgers a year.

[E! Online]

Afternoon Crumbs

Namibia is for lovers [Goldenfiddle]

Oh, Pete Doherty why?! [Gawker]

When pigs fly [IDLYITW]

Katie Holmes is still in a daze [Just Jared]

Denise Richards to be a Pussycat Doll [Hollywood Rag]

This is where Gay Al brings his tricks [Cityrag]

Blohan shops till she drops $1 Million [Egotastic!]

TomKat want Katharine McPhee [Glitterati]

Madonna has creepy confessions [Hollywood Tuna]

She must give great head [Drunken Stepfather]

This is a Hot Dress

Yes, I think this dress is hot and no I'm not on anything. Chloe Sevigny is seen here at some event in Cannes last week trying desperately to look like an Eastern European hooker on the run. The dress is hot, but her face is fug. Now if Coco was wearing that masterpiece, it would be on.

Jordan is Perfect!

Jordan's husband, Peter Andre, has been causing fights with the World's most perfect woman, because he thinks she's too skinny. He has been trying to get her to eat junk food so she can be a fat ass like Harvey.

He said: "I think she's too thin. I said to her, 'Look, you don't need to be that thin, you gotta start eating now. She's getting better now and eating more. She did her fitness video and that's why she lost a lot of weight.

"She was rushing around everywhere too. She just needed to eat more junk!"

He's saying she lost weight from the workout video? Has he seen that thing? There's absolutely no working out going on. The only thing working overtime during that video is her brain by trying to remember her 3 lines.

[Sky News] [Thx Heartbreaker]

One Big Happy Family

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Zahara, Maddox, Shiloh and whoever else they add to their clan will return to the United States on July 1st. The Royal family of Namibia will leave so that mommy Brad can start shooting Ocean's 13 in Los Angeles. According to sources pictures of the "Messiah" will already be published before they return to the states and the paparazzi.

They will settle into their home which is right near Jennifer Aniston.

I wonder if she'll babysit?

[National Ledger] [Thx Stacy]

Where Does She Buy This Trash?!

Mimi left her hotel in New York City dressed like a tranny hooker. Poor Jack was brought along for the ride. I heard through the grapevine that he's half blind and half deaf which I say was caused by looking at her thunder thighs and hearing her screech.

I'm not sure what kind of walk she's giving him, because she just walks...stops...pose...walks...stops..pose..is that good exercise?

He's clearly trying to get away.

Matt Damon is Grateful He's Having a Girl

Matt Damon and his wife Luciana Boznan are due in a couple of weeks and Matt is relieved he's having a girl.

He said: "We're due in mid-June. I'm glad it's a girl. My stepdaughter Alexia wanted a sister. If it was a boy it would have been a big problem."

Damn, Alexia is a spoiled bitch! Let's file this under "who gives a hell."

[Post Chronicle]

Anna Nicole Has a Message for You!

Watch the video!

"Don't believe any of the other rumors. I'll give you another update really soon. I just wish people
wouldn't try to make money off me or get their 15 minutes of fame, but I'm not counting on it. The only other person who talks on my behalf (when I let him) is Howard K. Stern. Kisses!!!!!!!!!!"

First of all, she is trashier than trash! I love how the video is sponsored by Trimspa and how her bratty dogs are totally making so much noise in the back. She can't afford a dvd camera so she recorded that message from her cell phone.

Nick Lachey's New Piece

Mr. Jessica Simpson seems to have found love so quickly! Nick Lachey has already been tied to half a dozen names, but apparently he's found true love in Kimberly Kardashian. Kim, 25, is the Beverly Hills party girl daughter of the late Robert Kardashian (of the O.J. Simpson case).

The pair have only been dating a month, but pals say Nick is already hypnotized by her.

A source said: “Nick is really into her but keeps saying that with his luck, he’ll get dissed. Since he’s been single, all the girls have trampled all over him. It’s ironic because people think he’s a womanizer.”

[US Magazine]

Happy 80th Birthday to Marilyn Monroe!

A true original and legend!

It's My Favorite Fug!

It feels like ages since I've seen the fug mess that is Kimbo Stewart. How I've missed trashing her ass!

This is the Movie Event of the YEAR!

This is the official teaser trailer that played during X-Men 3.

[Thx Ayaneva]

Taylor Who?!

The American Idol finale just took place, but I've already forgotten about everybody involved. My brain went from "obsessing about them" to "next!" almost overnight. So my brain had to remind itself who the hell Taylor Hicks was. Anyway, the Idol champ has surprisingly inked a record deal. The 49-year-old 29-year-old has signed with Simon Fuller and Clive Davis' 19 Recordings Unlimited record label. Taylor's single of the Idol song "Do I Make You Proud" and "Takin' it to the Streets" will be released June 13th and his full album will come out by the end of the year.

His contract (which he had to sign in blood) is said to be worth about 2 shelled peanuts and a Penthouse magazine from 1986.

[People]

Is This the Cast of The Surreal Life 8?

Vh1 has continued their tradition of "who the hell are these people?" if this indeed are some of the cast members of The Surreal Life 8 which is said to begin shooting very soon. According to a couple of reports the cast may consist of:

Randy "Macho Man" Savage (wrestler), Peter Steele (of gothic band Type O Negative), A member of the Blue Man Group, Carrot Top (comedian), Tina Jordan (playmate) and Dabney Coleman (actor).

I know 3 of these people, but who the hell is Tina Jordan? That's the best they could come up with? I really hope this isn't the cast. I mean they could almost anyone they wanted...Jordan, Coco, Kerry Katona, Jade from ANTM...they all would've done it!

Ugh!

[Reality Blurred]

The Dlisted Report

Sophia Bush (One Tree Hill) and Sean Bean will headline the horror remake The Hitcher. The script follows a young couple driving across the country who become prey for a serial killer, who blames all of his murders on the young man. Music video director, Dave Meyers, will helm the flick with filming to begin this month in Austin. Bean will play the title role [THR]

Sarah Jessica Parker will star in the family comedy, A Family Affair. Parker would play a real estate agent who has a one-night stand with a distinguished older man. After becoming engaged to someone else and heading off to meet her fiance's family, she discovers her future father-in-law was her bedmate. [Variety]

Emmy Rossum (Phantom of the Opera, Poseidon) will play one of the title roles in Romeo & Juliet at the Williamstown Theater Festival in Williamstown, MA from August 2, 2006 to August 13, 2006. [Broadway.com]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for May 31st!

a culture was taken of paris hilton's underwear. under a high-powered microscope, we finally get to witness pure, unbridled terror. - Tim



[Thx Roselle]

Hot Slut of the Day!

Randy Mantooth

[For Pats]

Birthday Sluts

Pat Boone (72)
Alanis Morissette (32)
Heidi Klum (33)
Teri Polo (37)
Jonathan Pryce (59)
Brian Cox (60)
Morgan Freeman (69)

When Were They Gayer: Then or Now?

Crocodile Tears

Today was Katie Couric's last day on The Today Show. Somebody should her to not bother fake crying, because she looks really fugly doing it. I mean she looks hideous anyway, but like extra gross when she's turning on waterworks. Unfortunately, Kate is not going to hell she's just going to a place called CBS.

For some strange reason my dog likes jacking off to her pictures....

HOish & Matronly

Madge is becoming Queen of cheap clothes. Remember when she was "la face" of The Gap? Well, she's just inked a deal to represent H&M. The deal is said to be worth millions and millions of dollars.

The 47-year-old mum of two will be the latest in a long line of stunning star women to front ad campaigns for the popular high-street chain.

Previously, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford and Anna Nicole Smith have all advertised the brand.

The firm also boasts successful collaborations with high-profile designers such as Madonna's close friend Stella McCartney - her capsule collection sold out in minutes and caused chaos as fans scrambled for cheap off-the-hanger pieces.

H&M have recently announced they will launch a special collection created by Dutch design duo Viktor + Rolf in November.

It is believed Madonna appear in the accompanying advertising campaign.

Company spokeswoman, Kristina Stenvinkel, would neither confirm nor deny the reports, saying: "Our policy is to never comment on such speculation."

Hmm...so I thought money wasn't a thing for this Kabbala-hag? Obviously, she'd sell her rusty vagina out to anybody for the right price. Next time she preaches about material things, somebody remind her ass that she's the queen of superficiality.

[Female First]

This is Probably Better than the Real One

[Adult DVD] via [Goldenfiddle]

Anna Nicole Smith Can Breed

Anna Nicole Smith is definitely 5-months pregnant and is currently waiting to announce it, because she thinks she's going to make lots of dough from it.

Anna Nicole Smith is five months pregnant, sources tell TMZ. And we're told that the former Playboy Playmate is engineering a way to make money off of the announcement.

Today, TMZ contacted Larry Birkhead, rumored to be the father. When asked if Anna Nicole was pregnant and if he was the dad, Birkhead replied: "I'm not going to deny she's pregnant or that I'm the father."

Howard K. Stern tells TMZ emphatically, "Anna wants that guy completely out of her life and obviously he is having trouble dealing with it." He also said, "You'll be able to find out soon enough [if she's pregnant]," but would not elaborate beyond that.

A source says Stern may be denying the pregnancy rumor because it would take the thunder out of an official announcement from Smith-- an announcement we're told she believes is worth a serious amount of money.

Who honestly cares? How does she think she's going to make money off of this? She can't even make 2 cents from this shit. She will hold a big press conference and like only her dumb assistant Kimmy will show up and that's it.

UPDATE - Anna Nicole's baby daddy released this statement: "I was not going to discuss the matter publicly, but since Howard K. Stern is attempting to bash me... I have been told that I am expecting a child, I have seen the ultrasound and have spoken to doctors. I am very excited about the possibility of becoming a father. Howard needs to get past his own jealousy about the relationship between myself and his only client."

[TMZ]

Anderson Cooper Quote of the Day

"I TiVo a lot of shows on MTV—stuff like My Super Sweet 16 that's jaw-dropping and mind-numbing—and I'll watch it on weekends. Now I like Tiara Girls. Oh, my God. On the second season of Super Sweet 16, all the really horrible girls had seen the first season and were trying to top them in horribleness. On Tiara Girls, there's a fresh level of horror."

Afternoon Crumbs

Scary celebrity clowns [Cityrag]

Canadian's Next Top Model girls look like straight up dudes [OMG Blog]

Is Denise Richards engaged? [Popbytes]

Sandra Bullock's baby bump is growing [Hollywood Rag]

More of Cindy Crawford's baby bump [Drunken Stepfather]

Natalie Portman might go nude after all [Egotastic!]

Some old ass Taylor Hicks picture [Just Jared]

Halle Berry stops traffic [Hollywood Tuna]

Jen reacts to the birth of She-a-ho [Tabloid Whore]

Stacy Kiebler is kissing everyone [A Socialite's Life]

I Prefer the Old KFed!

[click on image to enlarge]

KFed actually took a shower and put on some clean clothes for Item Magazine. He looks kinda creepy and I prefer the old KFed. But I'm disgusting. Here's some tidbits he told the magazine, he's totally full of shit:

On the public: "I should just put a bulls-eye on my back. If I stay home and take care of my wife and my kids, then I'm a loafer, not a good father. If I try to have a career, nobody thinks I am caring for my family. I can't win."

On rumors: "You'll never see that guy they say cheats or goes partying all the time. If I'm there and I'm out at a club, I am there for a reason. I am not there to mingle with women. All that shit is done to me. I did that when I was 21."

On his kids: "It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit."

On his image: "I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it's, 'How's the wife and kids?' Not that I mind; that's my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears' husband, that's the day I am looking forward to."

On his media conspiracy theory: "The same day Dick Cheney shoots someone, they've got me on the cover of MSN [Web site]. It's life they're diverting attention from what's really going on."

[ONTD]

Parasites Attack Pink!

Pink was giving a speech to 700 girls at Toronto's Humberside College Institute when a group of Paris Hilton's parasites (fans) attacked her! The singer was speaking to promote her album I'm Not Dead and her single Stupid Girls about all of the dumb girls in Hollywood like Paris.

When Pink was finished, a nasty 15-year-old girl screamed at her: "Maybe you put down girls like Paris because you are soooo fat and UGLY!"

"You're just jealous because Paris has talent."

WTF?! Please don't tell me there are young girls out there that actually look up to that piece of trash! I've seen Paris act, sing, dance and even suck dick...she can't do any of those things right. Paris Hilton is the one thing in this world that I can say has absolutely ZERO talent. I mean even those annoying "Dancing Hamsters" have more talent and bring people more joy than that whore!



[Post Chronicle]

Rosario Dawson's Dumb Photo Shoot

Sinead O'Connor is Pregnant

Sinead O'Connor has announced that she is pregnant and is due in December. Sinead is knocked up by her partner, Frank Bonadio. She has two previous children by two baby daddies.

She does want people to know that the above picture was taken in March and that she was NOT pregnant while smoking.

She said: "I want people to know the baby is due on Christmas Eve, so they will know I could not have been pregnant when I was smoking."

[CBB]

Ashlee Simpson is So Gross

[Thx flipofacoin]

I Hope They Find Love

Britney Spears, SPF and the "manny" Perry went for a walk in Malibu. Britney is sporting her huge belly. She's due in October. The manny isn't as hot as I thought he was. He's better than KFed that's for sure. Let's hope these two find love or better yet let's hope Perry's gay and is telling Britney to leave her lazy-ass husband and to stop wearing moo-moos.

But Did They Feast on the Placenta?

Angelina Jolie gave birth to Shiloh via C-section in Namibia. Brad Pitt was with her every step of the way in the delivery room. Brad even cut the umbilical cord.

The couple's doctor said: "The baby was a healthy 7lb. Brad was with Angelina the entire time and cut the umbilical cord. The surgery and birth went flawlessly."

Brad is so into Angie, he probably stuck the cord up his hole to be closer to her.

[Female First]

Somebody Push Her!

TMZ has a video of Paris Hilton singing Rod Stewart's Do Ya Think I'm Sexy at a Madonna concert after party at Tao in Las Vegas. Paris tries desperately to act sexy, she even lifts up her skirt showing her ass to the audience. First of all, Paris dances like an amputee with tourettes and she sounds like a half-dead hyena. This album is going to make The Spice Girls look like fucking Pavarotti. She honestly needs to just stick a dick in it.

Watch it!

Teri Snatcher at a Horse Show!

She placed fourth!

Candids from the Wedding of the Year

More like wedding of the second. Here's some pics from the wedding of Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight. Thrilling shit, right? They couldn't afford a limo since they are on reality star salary, so Adrianne had to hail a cab to get them to their reception at Long John Silver's.

I Guess They Aren't Paying Her Enough

Eva LongWHORIA is a disgusting person and should not even be famous. She should be serving me griddle cakes at Denny's. Instead, she's signed a pact with the devil that has made her rich and famous. On a recent night out with Mario "Slater" Lopez, Eva was disgusted that the cocktail waitress actually brought her the bill.

Her bill was only $17 and Eva handed her a $100 bill. When the waitress brought her change back, Eva grabbed it from her and sneered at her and said "Celebrities should be comped!" She then stormed out without leaving a tip.

That's the quote of the year! If I was the waitress, I would've punched her in the fucking mouth and said "I'm sorry, I thought you said celebrities should be popped! Bow dow!"



[Defamer] [Thx Stacy]

Elizabeth Taylor Doesn't Have Alzheimer's - She's Just Cuckoo

There have been a flurry of reports in the past weeks that screen legend, Elizabeth Taylor, is on her death bed and suffering from severe Alzheimer's. However, Liz brushed off those reports when she appeared on Larry King Live last night. She was in a wheelchair, but only due to back problems.

She said: "Oh come on, do I look like I'm dying? Do I look like or sound like I have Alzheimer's?" When asked why on Earth they would write something like that, she responded "because they have nothing else dirty to write about anybody else."

Larry also asked her about Michael Jackson's recent molestation trial. And that whole thing angered her, "I've never been so angry in my life."

Thank Jesus for that I say (that she's not on her death bed)! But, Liz is crazy because she's the only person who actually thinks Michael Jackson is innocent. The black wig is so less "nuts-looking" than the white wig, I'll give her that.

[Yahoo News] [Thx MomtheMumsie]

Dior to Avon?!

Julia Roberts was close to signing a deal to be the new face of Christian Dior cosmetics, but that has changed. Julia has been dropped from the label, but no need to worry mama's got a new deal. Julia is close to signing to the much more luxurious Avon for $2 to $4 Million a year. Salma Hayek already represents the company and the two will turn that Avon around.

Does Julia get that pink Cadillac? Oh shit, that's Mary Kay. What do Avon ladies get?

[Page Six]

The Dlisted Report

The Ten, a comedy film spoofing the Ten Commandments has added five actors to the cast. Paul Rudd, Amanda Peet, Jessica Alba, Adam Brody and Justin Theroux will star. David Wain (Wet Hot American Summer) will direct with shooting to begin this Summer in New York. [Variety]

Len Wiseman (Underworld) has been hired to direct Bruce Willis in Die Hard 4. The fourth film follows John McClane coming out of retirement to battle an Internet terrorist organization. Shooting is set begin sometime this year. [THR]

Russell Crowe has dropped out of Baz Luhrmann's untitled romantic Australian period epic. Crowe left the project due to disagreements with the studio, 20th Century Fox. Earlier reports that Heath Ledger would replace him are false. Ledger passed on the film. Nicole Kidman is still attached to star. [Variety]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for May 30th!

which one is nelly? - Oh Oprah

Hot Slut of the Day!

Maureen McCormick

[For Todd]

Birthday Sluts

Colin Farrell (30)
Matt Cavenaugh (28)
Sienna Guillory (31)
Brooke Shields (41)
Lea Thompson (45)
Tom Berenger (57)
Sharon Gless (63)
Clint Eastwood (76)

Say Something Nice

Parasite Hilton's Shoes: The gross thing is she's barefoot. Her feet are just covered in diseases. OMG, wait was that nice? Eww, I totally lose.

Is Cindy Crawford Pregnant or Just Bloated?

Cindy Crawford showed off a sizable bump while shopping with her kids in Malibu the other day. She could just need a good poop. I don't know if she's knocked up, but if you click on picture to your right below, her daughter looks about 4-months.

Her Legs Do Not Look Like That!

This is supposed to be a large replica of Mimi's legs! It was the star of a press conference held at Radio City Music Hall in NYC today to announce her fat ass as Gillette's new spokespig. If they wanted to do a large replica of what her legs really looked like, they would seriously need to debut that shit at Yankees Stadium and it would take up the whole field.

She Was Probably Causing Sex Riots

Michelle Rodriguez had received a 60-day jail sentence for DUI probation violations. She checked herself in on Thursday evening and was released 4 and half hours later due to jail overcrowding.

But a spokesman for the LA city attorney's office said Rodriguez was released after just less than four and a half hours as part of a book and release program typical for non-violent offenders with sentences of less than 90 days. Steve Whitmore, a spokesman for the LA County Sheriff's Department, said the early release program was implemented in 2002 "as a last resort" to meet budget cuts that reached $180 million.

Over the weekend, Rodriguez not only was spotted stateside -- but she was back in the celebrity swing of things. On Saturday, Rodriguez was seen at the Ultimate Fighting Championships at the Staples Center, alongside Paris Hilton, David Spade and others.

She was probably fucked her way through all the security guards in order to get a lighter sentence. Yeah right! She probably begged for them not to let her ass out!

[TMZ]

Afternoon Crumbs

Baby Bump Watch: Reese Witherspoon [Just Jared]

This is what Shiloh Jolie-Pitt will look like [BWE]

Blohan wants to move to London for a man [Egotastic!]

Beyonce puts her man on a diet [Crunk + Disorderly]

Mira Sorvino pops one out [CBB]

A drunk Keira Knightley [Hollywood Rag]

Jaime Pressley is against sex tapes [IDLYITW]

The law of spokersponaism [Cityrag]

Nelly Furtado looks hot in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]

Sofia Coppola's baby is going to be so ugly [Canada.com]

Shouldn't They Arrest All These People?!

A group of pedophiles in Amsterdam have launched a political party in the hopes of changing the legal age for sexual relations from 16 to 12. They also want the legalization of child pornography and sex with animals.

The Charity, Freedom and Diversity (NVD) party said on its Web site it would be officially registered Wednesday, proclaiming: "We are going to shake
The Hague awake!"

The party said it wanted to cut the legal age for sexual relations to 12 and eventually scrap the limit altogether.

"A ban just makes children curious," Ad van den Berg, one of the party's founders, told the Algemeen Dagblad (AD) newspaper.

"We want to make pedophilia the subject of discussion," he said, adding the subject had been a taboo since the 1996 Marc Dutroux child abuse scandal in neighboring Belgium.

"We want to get into parliament so we have a voice. Other politicians only talk about us in a negative sense, as if we were criminals," Van den Berg told Reuters.

The Netherlands, which already has liberal policies on soft drugs, prostitution and gay marriage, was shocked by the plan.

That is honestly just crazy talk. These people should be put into a mental hospital. It's one thing to get into that kind of shit, but it's another to think that's it's perfectly normal and should be lega. Why don't they just get all in the information for those people and arrest their asses? That shit sounds easy to me.

[Yahoo News] [Thx Jana]

Paris Hilton's Video Ho

Looks like Paris Hilton has found love on the set of her new video! I posted pics of her a few days ago romping around with a video ho while showing off her tampon. The two were seen out in L.A. last night. He probably received some strange STD just by getting that close to her during filming, so now he has no choice but to stick with her.

The New Princess Diana

Prince Fat Albert of Monaco officially presented Charlene Wittstock as the future Princess of Monaco. The two have been dating for a while. Charlene, 28, is a champion South African swimmer and model. Fat Albert, 48, is known for dating hot chicks.

Charlene better hope her tiara is like really hot. Fat Albert looks like he has a small one.

Mariska Hargitay Will Pop Any Minute!

Law and Order star, Mariska Hargitay, and her husband went on a little stroll while waiting for her ass to pop. She's due any minute now.

Brangelina Help Namibian Hospitals

Brad and Angelina Jolie celebrated the birth of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt by giving Namibian hospitals $300,000. The money will be used to better the maternity wards in local hospitals.

They issued this statement: "We want to contribute to Namibia and the people who have been so gracious to us at this time."

Shiloh was born in a private facility and will have the option of taking Namibian citizenship if the parents should so choose.

GalleryoftheAbsurd has created a hee-larious drawing of Shiloh with her holy parents. I'm sure Shiloh is just gorgeous, but part of me wants her to be ugly with bucked teeth and a cocked eye.

[People]

Batwoman is a Big Ole' Dyke!

Batwoman will make a return to the comic book World as a lipstick lesbian.

Batwoman - real name Kathy Kane - will appear in 52, a year-long DC Comics publication that began this month.

In her latest incarnation, she is a rich socialite who has a romantic history with another 52 character, ex-police detective Renee Montoya.

52 will be published in the UK as a graphic novel by Titan Books in 2007.

The series is set in a world in which established superheroes like Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman no longer play a part.

Who the hell is Batwoman and what happened to Batgirl? She was the real dyke. And when is Superman finally going to come out, because that ho is a fag.

[BBC News] [Thx KitKatWoman]

Drew Barrymore Still Has a Boyfriend

Sorry, it's slow today and I can't stand this lisp-speaking bitch! Her man is hot though.

Mimi's $1 Billion Legs!

Mimi has insured her legs for $1 Billion after she signed on to represent Gillette razor's Legs of a Goddess campaign. She has apparently received somewhere in the eight-figure range to represent the company. Mimi is about to start a tour and felt she needed to protect her new investment.

When I first read the headline: "Mariah Carey's $1 Billion Legs" I thought bitch went out and had herself a mighty feast on KFC chicken legs. Because, her shit is not worth $1 Billion!

[3am Girls]

Can She Even Act?!

Johnny Depp will play Michael Hutchence in a biopic about the late INXS singer. Johnny has also asked ex-girlfriend Kate Moss to play Paula Yates in the movie.

Kate Moss and Johnny Depp split in 1997 after a three-year relationship.

A source said: "Johnny was asked if it would be a deal breaker for him if Kate was cast."

"He said 'Not as far as I'm concerned.' He figures there's been enough water under that bridge.

"Obviously director Nick Egan hoping there's still enough chemistry between them that will translate to the screen.

"It has been claimed she never got over him and in the film they'll have to appear deeply in love."

These two were like the hottest couple ever, but can she act. She can barely talk let alone act. She's only good at standing around and looked really hungry, pissed and hot. I guess that's all actresses do anyway. Shit, give her the Oscar now!

[The Daily Telegraph]

Their Love Cannot Die!

Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with the nanny, they called off their engagement and then seemed to get back together. That didn't last and soon Sienna was hooking up with Anakin Skywalker, but after all that the troubled pair are back together. Last week, they were seen all over Los Angeles getting cuddly. Sienna confirmed it:

"Well, it's pretty obvious, isn't it? We're working things out."

Yup and Jude Law still looks like a big tool.

[People]

Pat Robertson Has Strong Legs!

Ewwww, that title totally grosses me out. Apparently, shit-for-brains TV evangelist, Pat Robertson, can leg press 2,000 pounds. However, others around him aren't quick to believe his ass. Shit, neither am I!

Pat posted on his Christian Broadcasting Network that with the help of an unnamed doctor he can leg press up to 2k! According to Pat two men loaded the machine with the weight and it was documented on video and the above picture. However, the video only shows him leg pressing 1k.

Clay Travis of CBS SportsLine.com called the 2,000-pound assertion impossible in a column this week, writing that the leg-press record for football players at Florida State University is 665 pounds less.

"Where in the world did Robertson even find a machine that could hold 2,000 pounds at one time?" Travis asked.

Andy Zucker, a strength-training coach at Old Dominion University in Norfolk, said leg presses of more than 1,000 pounds represent "a Herculean effort, and 2,000 pounds is a whole other story."

"If he was able to lift that much weight, I take my hat off to him, but the numbers suggest that people who lift that much weight are few and far between," Zucker said. "One would have to see what type of leg press it was on and under what parameters it was done."

CBN spokeswoman Angell Vasko said Friday that Robertson was not available for comment because he was "out of pocket" for the long holiday weekend.

After reading this entire article, I realize I don't give a hell. But why would Pat lie about it? Did Jesus tell him if he can leg press 2,000 pounds then he will be given the key to heaven? These Christians are nuts.

[Yahoo News] [Thx Matthew]

Ben Affleck Almost Died!

Yeah, nothing that exciting would ever happen to Ben Affleck. Instead, he was rushed to the hospital over Memorial Day Weekend for a really bad migraine. Jennifer Garner drove her husband to a Boston-area emergency room yesterday afternoon. The pair and their daughter, Violet, are staying in Boston for the summer while Ben shoots a film.

His spokesbitch said: "Ben Affleck was treated for a migraine at Mt. Auburn Hospital in Cambridge, Mass., today."

Ben was released and is doing fine.

He probably got the migraine from being so fucking bored with his life! And take some Tylenol damn!

[People]

The Dlisted Report

Uma Thurman has signed on to the comedy The Accidental Husband. The story revolves around a psychologist who gets engaged but then learns she is already married. Tracking down the rogue husband, she finds she's conflicted about which man to remain with. Shooting will begin this Fall in NYC. [Variety]

Renee Zellweger will star in the thriller Case 39 for German director Christian Alvart. The film is due to start shooting this summer in Vancouver. Written by Ray Wright, the story centers on a social worker who saves an abused girl from her parents, but later discovers things are not as they seem. [Variety]

X-Men 3 became the fourth-biggest opening of all time taking in $120 Million for the Memorial Day Weekend. The Da Vinci Code took #2 with $43 Million and Over the Hedge brought in just under $36 Million for the #3 spot. [Box Office Mojo]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for May 29th!

tokyo: michael jackson waits for just the right moment to *pop* out of his disguise - LA Angel

Runner-up:

Mariah, admit it, and you can come out of the water: You are NOT a size 6! - Miss Ginger

Hot Slut of the Day!

Joey Lawrence

Birthday Sluts

Wynonna Judd (42)
Idina Menzel (35)
Trey Parker (35)
Paul Cameron (48)
Colm Meaney (53)

Still No Suri

Yesterday at a park in Malibu, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise played some sort of ball game trying desperately to look normal. Katie might be off her meds, because she's looking a little more natural. Suri was nowhere in sight, because she doesn't exist people!

Memorial Day Crumbs

Jared Leto takes back that "I'm gay" comment [Queerty]

Jennifer Aniston blows a bunch of men in uniform [Just Jared]

Brittany Murphy's should stuff it [Drunken Stepfather]

Jello covers the grey [Hollywood Rag]

God told Prince to go on American Idol [Crunk + Disorderly]

Blohan helps Jude and Sienna [Egotastic!]

Rappers continue to hate Oprah [People]

Kevin Costner to be single soon? [Gabsmash]

Hugh Jackman Refuses to Wax His Nuts!

Hugh Jackman's costume in X-Men 3 required him to wax his nuts, because it was so tight. However, Hugh refused to wax his shit.

He said: "I was waxed, every bit of hair. My torso, my legs, everything was gone - well, not completely.

"I insisted on them leaving that area alone. I loved it but it looked ridiculous.'

Hairy nuts? Yuck! I'm sure he doesn't like it, but his boyfriend probably loves it.

[Female First]

Staring Into the Face of Death!

That's Paris Hilton's lumpy vadge from the back as she shoots her super-classy video from her single off her first album. Is that a dick or a tampon up in there? In the pictures below, she's seen basically sucking off a model in front of everyone and most likely drinking his piss. Just kidding! But you know I'm right.

BTW, I'm sorry to put you through this. I know you didn't ask for it.

[ONTD]

Scarves and Bikinis

Nicole Richie showed her shit off at a local beach with friends. I personally think she looks hot, but why is she wearing a scarf with that shit? They are trying to start a trend or some shit. Lame.

Did Pete Knock Kate?

Kate Moss left her London home with a swollen cheek after meeting with ex, Pete Doherty. The British papers are saying that he could've possibly hit her ass after an argument. Her people say that the picture was taken from an unflattering angle and nothing happened between Pete. He apparently only stopped by to take a shower.

Why is she even letting that piece of trash in her house? I'd be afraid he'd steal my shit. And who in their right mind would let him take a shower? If she doesn't want diseases, she has to like destroy her entire bathroom.

[Page Six]

R.I.P. Paul Gleason

Paul Gleason from The Breakfast Club passed away at the age of 67.

Gleason died at a local hospital Saturday of mesothelioma, a rare form of lung cancer linked to asbestos, said his wife, Susan Gleason.

"Whenever you were with Paul, there was never a dull moment," his wife said. "He was awesome."

[Yahoo News]

Michael Jackson Visits Tokyo Orphanage

Michael Jackson is doing a tour of Asia and made a stop in Tokyo to visit a children's orphanage. This is his first public apperance since being acquitted of child molestation charges.

After weaving through dozens of screaming adult fans outside the downtown orphanage, Jackson was ushered into a gymnasium, where more than 160 children age 3 to 18 and nuns in gray uniforms waited.

"I love you," Jackson told the cheering crowd.

Jackson was in the capital to accept MTV Japan's Legend Award during an earlier ceremony. There, he choked up as he thanked fans for their loyalty.

His visit to Japan is the first leg of an Asian swing that will include stops in Singapore and China.

He also was scheduled to meet with members of the Asian business community during his six-day visit, his publicists said.

How do you say "Jesus juice" in Japanese?

[Chicago Tribune] [Thx Stacy]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for May 26th!

"Skid-mark Row" - MJF

Runner-Up:

the one in the middle is actually Cameron Diaz. She finally dropped the disguise. - Morticia

Hot Slut of the Day!

Wendy Richter

[For Lahoma00]

Birthday Sluts

Rupert Everett (47)
Melanie Brown (31)
Noel Gallagher (39)
Lisa Welchel (43)
Melissa Etheridge (45)
Annette Bening (48)
LaToya Jackson (50)
Danny Elfman (53)

A Happy Birthday shout out to Lahoma00!!!

This is the weirdest shit ever

by Lahoma00

This is a weird video featuring two Swedish bitches in outer space. The production quality reminds me of those shows you'd see on PBS at like 1 pm, you know, the shit that would teach you grammar but looked like it was produced for $2 in Canada.

SPF is Totally Going to Choke on that Piece of Paper!

Britney Spears shopped with a friend in Malibu yesterday while young SPF chewed on a piece of paper. Who knows if he actually swallowed it, but nobody around him seemed to care. I'm not sure what's more tragic, the fact that she doesn't even notice this or her outfit.

The Most Brilliant Question Ever!

The Insider's Victoria Recano to Jennifer Aniston at The Break-Up premiere:

"What was your worst break-up ever?"

Hot Slut of the Week (TIE): Jordan & Harvey

Age: 28
Birthday: May 22, 1978
Birth Name: Katie Infield

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: May 24, 2006
Claim to Fame: The Sun's most famous "Page Three" girls ever!

Where is she now? She is married to Peter Andre and they have two kids. She has two books, a workout video, a few reality shows, a jewelery line and is working on her music career.

Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? Like you have to ask!



Age: 4
Birthday: May 27, 2002
Birth Name: Harvey Price

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: May 27, 2006
Claim to Fame: The gorgeous son of Katie Price (Jordan) and footballer Dwight Yorke.

Where is he now? Still being forced to pose for pictures in two-bit tabloid rags to make his mum rich!

Why is he Hot Slut of the Week? He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen in my life and he has a heart of gold!

Gay Al Reynolds Must Have Found a Bigger Dick!

Is the fairy tale romance of Star Jones and Al Reynolds finally coming to an end?

It could be. According to the NYDN, Star is currently seeking a divorce lawyer to end her almost 2 year marriage.

Star's spokesbitch said: "This story is absolutely ridiculous and untrue. Star and Al are very committed to each other and their marriage."

Is this slut's universe finally crumbling? She's losing her job and her man!

Actually, I hope this isn't true. This isn't the way it's supposed to go down. I want Gay Al to be caught with a dick in his mouth and I want to hear Star try and explain that shit. She'd probably say that he was practicing his diction!

There's a New Mrs. Brady in Town!

America's Next Top Model winner, Adrianne Curry, has married Christopher Knight. Christopher played Peter on The Brady Bunch. The pair met while filming The Surreal Life. They married yesterday in a Gothic style wedding in Illinois. She is 23 and he is 48.

The loving bride wore a cream-colored Alvina Valenta wedding gown, while her bridesmaids wore wear blood-red dresses and the groomsmen wore matching tux's. The women carried black roses and the flower girls wore black dresses with little red satin bows, according to reports.

Also in attendance were former Brady's Barry Williams and Susan Olsen, and "Surreal Life" former co-star Joanie Lauer.

Adrianne said this about her Gothic style wedding: "I wanted to go as gothic as I could and as traditional as I could without ruffling anyone's feathers. ... I wanted to have a black dress ... but I knew it would break my grandmother's heart."

The wedding is set to air on the couple's reality show: My Fair Brady sometime soon.

[The Post Chronicle] [Thx Stacy]

Vomit Inducer of the Day: Pink in The Face Magazine

A First Look at Shiloh!

What does Shiloh mean? According to this site it means "his gift" and according to Wikipedia means "peaceful one."

But it most of our eyes, Shiloh will always be that lovable and happy-go-lucky beagle! That crazy beagle was such trouble!

She didn't get her mother's lips, but she got her father's eyes!

[Thx Raf]

Why is Jude Law Jogging in His Boxers?

He was probably caught boning some other dude's wife and had to make a quick exit. His shit looks small, but I'd still hit it.

Hot Slut of the Day!

Nancy McKeon

Birthday Sluts

Jesse Bradford (27)
Joseph Cross (20)
Elisabeth Hassleback (29)
Kylie Minogue (38)
Glen Rice (39)
Patch Adams (61)
Rudolph Giuliana (62)
Carroll Baker (75)

Jesus Jolie-Pitt is a Girl!

If you haven't already heard....

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have welcomed a baby girl, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, a rep for the couple confirms in a statement to PEOPLE.

The child was born on May 27, at night, in the African country of Namibia.

Shiloh? Not bad. Better than a lot of the other names I've heard. It means "his gift" in Hebrew, because both of them are like so Jewish. Shiloh is mostly a dude's name, but it can also be a chick's name as well.

Maddox is pissed!

Jennifer Aniston issued this statement: "AHAHAHAHA...OOOOO....UGHHHH"

[People]