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Saturday, May 20, 2006

Silvia Night is the Hottest Woman in the World!



Here is the hottest video of Icelandic singer Silvia Night freaking out after she was voted out of the Eurovisions finals of 2006. Eurovision is a song contest in which every country sends a singer and a song to compete. This crazy ho flips out on some bridge after hearing the news! She slaps, she curses and she calls some reporter a slut! This is my kind of girl!



[Thx Lee DC]

This is Not Jesus Jolie Pitt



Somebody posted this picture with "19 inches, 6 pounds and 1 ounce" on Craigslist.org. It's sooo just a joke, because that baby is gonna come out half black and Brad Pitt will be in for quite a shock.

[Thx Kris]

Somebody Get This Whore a Bra



You Have to Admit




Mimi looks kind of hot here. Just a little? Maybe, she hypnotized me with her thunder thighs. Here she is at Operation Smile's Annual Dinner.

The Newest Cast of Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling is....



Axl Rose and Tommy Hilfiger!

The two has-beens were involved in a fucking bitch fight at Plumm in NYC to celebrate Rosario Dawson's birthday.

The singer was at the Plumm nightclub in New York where Guns N' Roses performed an acoustic set to celebrate the birthday of actress Roasario Dawson.

Before the band took to the stage, Rose was repeatedly punched in the arm by fashion guru Hilfiger, who was escorted from the venue by security guards.

Speaking about the incident on KROQ radio on Friday morning, Rose claimed the incident occurred after he asked Hilfiger to move his date's drink so it wouldn't get knocked over.

He said Hilfiger became angry and hit him and swore at him before being kicked out of the club. Rose described the incident as "the most surreal thing that has happened in my life".

Plumm owner Noel Ashman added: "Axl was a gentleman and had the good sense not to retaliate, as he would have done some serious damage to Hilfiger."

When Rose finally took to the stage he dedicated song 'You're Crazy' to "my good friend Tommy Hilfiger" before inviting birthday girl Dawson on stage to serenade her with 'Sweet Child O' Mine'.


Seriously, these two need to be the newest members of GLOW. And what the fuck is Tommy doing trying to fight with Axl? Hell no, that's just asking for the beating of a lifetime!

[Virgin] [Thx Mousie]

I Hope He's Getting Paid A Lot!



My heart goes out to Vivica Fox's new boy toy....poor thing has to put his lips and other body parts on that face each and every night. Let's hope his ass is getting paid a boat load for this situation. Vivica needs to work this out...in therapy.

When Ugly Clothes Happen to Ugly People





Jordan's Quote of the Day!



"I was being interviewed by four journalists when I did the loudest fart- it almost blew me off my chair. I did not admit that it was me."

[Thx Albz]

Aishwarya Rai is Perfect



Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai is in Cannes to promote her film Provoked and damn she's perfect. Honestly, I think she's one of the most beautiful women in the World. Even, Angelina Jolie said she wanted that.

Why Can't Starlet Jones Get a Job?



Star Jones is expected to announce her leaving The View any day now and is currently looking for another project to give her a reason. Star and her people are desperately searching for anybody to give her a show. So far nobody is interested.

I personally think that Star should take a much needed vacation and rest that rubbery face of hers. It's time for Gay Al to get to work. I hear that Queer Eye needs a new cast member.

[Page Six]

Hot Slut of the Day!



Luis Guzman

Birthday Sluts



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Friday, May 19, 2006

Say Something Nice



The Gottis: Um...well....er...the fat one...um...he's...ack! Mercy!

Slater Had the Moves!



This honestly was the shit! It would've been ultra hot if Jesse Spano joined in!

[Like I Really Would]

Which One is the Cupcake?



Jake Gyllenhaal spent his afternoon yesterday grabbing a cupcake for his cupcake, I'm sure. That ho needs a razor bad and I need a cupcake.



Brandon Davis Needs to Grow Some Balls!



Girls Gone Wild idiot, Joe Francis, is seen here in this video telling TMZ that he spoke with Brandon Davis personally and Brandon told him that he called Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan and apologized to her. Just in case you have the memory of a goldfish, Brandon was seen in a video going off on Lindsay calling her "firecrotch" a million times and saying her clit was 7 feet long. Which is probably true.

What a tool! Paris Hilton has yet to apologize for laughing like an idiot at each joke.

Watch it!

Beyonces Loves Her Chicken!



It's a slow news day and here's a funny Beyonce video!!

TGIF!

[Thx Willie]

I'm NOT Loving It



Here's a freakishly scary McDonald's ad from India. This is what your baby will look like if you feed it a Big Mac.

[Ad World] [Thx Jada]

Afternoon Crumbs

Is Firecrotch sniffing at Richie's leftovers? [BWE]

Heather Graham's denim nightmare [Hollywood Tuna]

Vintage Janet Jackson doing a sex dance [Concrete Loop]

The hilarous streakers [Cityrag]

Jessica Alba beats down some ass [Egotastic!]

Howard Stern thinks Brandon Davis is gross [Hollywood Rag]

Quentin Tarantino wants Fergie's sweet nothings [IDLYITW]

Aquaman will never happen [Just Jared]

Brooke Hogan brings elegance to Florida [Drunken Stepfather]

Let the cocaine flow! Naomi Campbell's planning a fiesta [A Socialite's Life]

You Couldn't Pay Me Enough to Kiss Axl Rose!

Ok, maybe you could.

Rosario Dawson puckered up onto Axl's flakey white skin at her birthday party last night. Does he have that Jacko skin disease? She's totally cheating on her hot boyfriend (Jason Lewis, below) with him. I'd probably suck off Axl just to say I did. However, his dick would probably crumble into my mouth like Feta cheese.







Movie Review: Art School Confidential

by Lahoma00



Last night, Michael K and I put on our best furs and went to the cinema. We went to see Art School Confidential, which had some hot moments but ultimately sucked. Basically it's about this kid that goes to art school, falls in love with some bitch that thinks she's Kate Winslet, then gets jealous of this other artist and goes nuts. The movie feels like it doesn't know what it is, but I'm sure it's really a metaphor for art that I'm too fucking stupid to understand. Also that slut Shane from the L Word is in it, proving that she can play no other role than a lesbian (or a drag king).

But the hottest part of the movie was this couple behind us. The girl was this stupid bitch that kept talking loudly through the whole movie. When she finally shut up it was only because she was sucking her boyfriend's dick! I kid you not!

Courtney Love Needs Jonathan Antin



Courtney Love needs the stylings of Jonathan Antin. Actually, I take that back. Yes she looks like a badger caught in a wind tunnel, but at least it's a look. She's trying to do something instead of looking like everybody else. I'll give her that.

Here she is shopping at Stella McCartney. I don't know these stores even let her in, that hos credit is no good!





Angelina Jolie Due Any Minute



According to Extra TV, several sources claim that Angelina Jolie is due to give birth within the next 48 hours in Namibia.

On Thursday, Brangelina's security in Namibia was tighter than ever. One newspaper report claimed Angelina may opt for a home birth with a private aircraft on standby.

Baby Brangelina isn't even born yet, but the little one is already creating buzz from coast to coast. "Brad, you know it doesn't seem like he needs too much of my advice," Will Smith said. "He's got it going on."


I think we'll know when Jesus Pitt Jolie hits the World. The Earth will shake, doves will cry, angels will soar and Jennifer Aniston will spontaneously combust.

[Extra TV] [Thx HR]

Goodbye Marissa Cooper



I don't watch The O.C, but I do feel sadness at the loss of the amazing and talented Mischa Barton. As all you know, Marissa Cooper was killed off last night finally confirming speculation that Mischa has left the show in order to pursue a film career. She has one film coming out this year and 3 next year.

Fans of the show were pissed off when Mischa spilled the beans about her death to Access Hollywood a few days ago. She said, "My character has been through so, so much and there's really nothing more left for her to do."

Well, if this film shit doesn't pan out (which it won't) Mischa can't come back to the show. I have a feeling it's not going to last long anyway.


Halle Berry in Racist Argument!

Halle Berry was in London promoting X-Men 3 when she clashed with a popular radio DJ. It all started when Chris Moyles and Hugh Jackman joked that Chris should be Hugh's body double if he ever lands the role of James Bond.

Chris responded with: "I could definitely do that. Put your hands in the air!" Hugh replied, "Are you some kind of Brooklyn Bond?"

Chris said, "I'm a black American guy. A big, fat, black guy. Put your hands up in the air."

That's when Halle got upset and said, "Are we having a racist moment here?"

Chris then said that they weren't, it's just that he's bad at doing American accents.

Halle left the interviewing saying that felt Chris was extremely grouchy.

[Yahoo News] [Thx Stacy]

You Know That Keyboard is Like Toddler Size!



Nicole Richie had trouble carrying some items to her car from an ethnic store while dressed in a hot pink sari in Los Angeles. She is so weird.





You Know You Want This!



Ozzy Osbourne leaving LAX



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