Dlisted: 04/02/2006 - 04/09/2006

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Anne Heche's Husband is Creepy Shit!

Come to think of it...Anne is pretty creepy herself. But wandering around naked in the desert can do that to a person.

Yup, she does wrong things to little animals.

Queen Latifah's Surprise Birthday Party at "Snatch" in Miami

A lesbian having a party at "Snatch." I mean how cliche can you get. Queen, at least have your party at Balls or Nuts or something or Dick's maybe?!

Wonky Eye Was Upset When She Found Out It Wasn't Strip Poker

Parasite Hilton participated in Maxim Magazine's poker tournament at the Wynn Resort yesterday in Las Vegas. She was probably hoping to get naked for the crowd. I'm sure she was upset when she found out that wasn't going to happen. Nicky Hilton also needs to lay off the self-tanner.

Kate Moss Signs Back With Calvin Klein

Kate Moss showed up to Calvin Klein's New York offices yesterday (pictures below) to sign a new contract with him worth more than $15 Million. Kate will reprise the ad campaign that made her a household name. Her new contract has earned her more cash than she's ever earned before.

More coke money, y'all! Party at Kate's!

[Fashion Monitor]

Hot Slut of the Day!

Damone Roberts - The Eyebrow King

[For Blair]

Birthday Sluts

Patricia Arquette (38)
Robin Wright Penn (40)
Julian Lennon (43)
Vivienne Westwood (65)

Friday, April 07, 2006

Sophia Loren's Still Got It!

The stunningly gorgeous Sophia is 72, but she's still hotter than ever! Here she is at the photocall for Scicolone, Lazar, Loren which I assume is a documentary about her life. She goes by all 3 names. Anyway, she looks extra hot. But my question is...did she get new boobs?

Calista Flockhart Admits Eating Disorder

When Ally McBeal was at its peak, Calista Flockhart faced harsh criticism for being so skinny. Back then she laughed it off to just being skinny and said she was completely healthy. Years later she has confessed that it was more than that.

She said: "At the time of all that, I was seriously stressed.

"I was working 15-hour days on the set and then I was dealing with the end of the show, which was basically my life.

"I started under-eating, over-exercising, pushing myself too hard and brutalizing my immune system. I guess I just didn't find the time to eat. I am much more healthy these days."

Calista is healthier and happier now since she's found love with Harrison Ford!

So...Basically you were anorexic, just say it. Didn't she look nasty back then? That looks like a picture of Audrey Hepburn in her later years!

[The Mirror]

John Travola & Anne Archer Want to Keep Katie's Mouth Shut!

Devoted Scientologists Anne Archer and John Travolta believe that keeping Katie Holmes' mouth shut during pregnancy makes complete sense and they totally back it. Katie is due to pop any day now and John & Annie think it's a good idea if she tries to keep the noise level at mute.

Anne said: "It's just good common sense to have a quiet and creates a calm and loving environment. When a woman is in labour, it is very intense, and when everyone is moving around and chatting, it's very hard to deal with the discomfort."

"The aim is to keep it as quiet as possible. Of course you can't banish words completely, that would be ridiculous. Everything that happens around you is still recorded just below one's consciousness level and words in particular; shouting things like 'push, push'; can sometimes have an adverse effect later in life."

"Scientology has nothing to say about the use of drugs painkillers. We all know it's better not to use them, but it's totally between the doctor and the patient."

John and his wife Kelly Preston added:
"Just try to keep it as quiet as possible. Of course you're going to groan and yell. It hurts. Just keep it to a minimum."

"There are unwanted emotions and pain that goes along with any birth."

These bitches are NUTS! That's all I gotta say about them. I don't want to run into these sluts in a dark alley, because the things they would do to me. They all probably have crazy dungeons in their basements. The rumors are true...they've turned Katie into a Stepford wife! Bitch is a robot! Next time someone comes face to face with her...throw water on her! I'll bet your ass she'll malfunction!

[Breitbart][Thanks Pamboy]

The Question on Everyone's Mind

Pumkin Denies Being a Lesbian!

On Wednesday we reported that Flavor of Love's Pumkin was due to marry her longtime girlfriend, Courtney Taylor. TMZ spoke with Pumkin herself and she completely denies the story. The woman is actually her best friend and not her fiancee. She told TMZ that she's as straight as can be even though she made out with Foofy and Hoopz at the same time.

She said: "I don't consider kissing another girl makes you bisexual, having sex with a girl makes you bisexual."

How is that these girls keeping getting press? The love keeps going on and on...we're guilty of that as well!


Nornna on Fame

Nornna has become a particular favorite here at Dlisted ever since I posted a video of her eating chocolate cherries. It seems that Nornna is not only popular here, but everywhere! People love her ass. So here's Nornna discussing fame with us. I know her reality show is coming any second now!

Bai Ling Gets Her Party On!

I love Bai Ling, because she dances to the beat of her own drum! She is a true original! Here she is adding life to a most likely dull party in L.A. promoting the new GTD line by Geoff Thomas. Not only did she get her groove on, but she made friends with the DJ and entertained a group of hoochies! All in a night's work for Miss Bai!

Afternoon Crumbs

Carmen Electra gets off on Howard Stern [IDLYITW]

Picture Sharon Stone shaving Oliver Platt's ballsack [Goldenfiddle]

Keira Knightley has a giving heart [Egotastic!]

Meryl Streep and Lindsay HoHan in W Magazine [Just Jared]

Ciara and Bow Wow split [Hollywood Rag]

Heidi Fleiss picks up her first stud [Glitterati]

Nicole Richie in like one year [Cityrag]

LOL at James Brown's wig [Concrete Loop]

Enter into the 80s Vocab Contest for The Wedding Singer the Musical...Prizes Galore! [The Wedding Singer on Broadway]

Elle's New Demographic: Dumb Whores


TomKitten Arrival Watch: Week 97!!!!

Katie Holmes is said to be due any minute, but instead of laying down and laying low...she's shopping for stationary. She's looking for just the right kind of paper texture and color to write a touching letter to the press detailing the miscarriage she plans to have right before the premiere of Mission Impossible 3.

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Michael K on MySpace

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