Rusty is Hot Shit!
Angelina Jolie at age 13 [Just Jared]
"Magazines in Mexico are describing us as lesbians, people are saying we are lovers."
Duh, because you are! You are lesbians! Gorgeous, foreign, spicy, sexy Lesbians...but still dykes!
I used to think that HoHan wasn't much of a ho. But now I know why she has been given this nickname. Just in the past couple of months she's been linked to Jared Leto and Benecio Del Toro. Well now add Ryan Adams to that list. Apparently, HoHan and Jared have called it quits. I guess his johnson was too big for her Jimmy Choos.
After a two-year separation, Mattel said today that Barbie's long-time suitor wants to rekindle his decades-long romance with his plastic paramour and get her to give Aussie surfer Blaine the flick.
Mattel is hoping Ken's return to retail stores can also revitalise the company's overall fortunes. In January, the company blamed sagging Barbie sales for sagging profits.
"Ken has revamped his life -- mind, body and soul," Hollywood stylist and Mattel consultant Phillip Bloch said in a statement. "Everyone knows how difficult it is to change, especially when you've lived your life a certain way for more than four decades."
Mattel said in February 2004 that Barbie and Ken had split after 43 years because they wanted to spend some time apart.
Ken, who appears to have spent time in the gym and at the stylist, returns wearing a beach-wear ensemble complete with board shorts and white T-shirt.
For her part, Barbie publicist Lauren Dougherty said Barbie "appreciates the new look Ken is sporting. He really looks great. But we'll have to stay tuned to see whether these two will get back together."
What the fuck?! These are dolls! These aren't people? Getting back together, spending time apart? These people need serious lives! The toy owner gets to decide what to do with these bitches?! Damn! Mattel has their nerve.
Ok I'm done ranting, Ken still looks as gay as Al Reynolds in braids. And Phillip Bloch should be shot!
"Plus, there's a bonus. I hear they drug you up."
Is all this code for he let a huge black dude fuck him with a dildo?
I received some flack for posting Bobbi Kristina Brown's MySpace profile. Which in all fairness may or may have not have been hers. But the NY Daily News is reporting that his other daughter LaPrincia's MySpace is for real and lists some interesting facts about the 16yo.
We all know Kanye West is pretty full of himself. I think he's half joking, at least I hope so because I kind of dig him. Anyway, his latest rant involves the Bible. Apparently, Kanye thinks the bible should be completely written to include him as a character.