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Saturday, February 04, 2006

HoHan Back on Crack?

HoHan is looking extra skinny as she models in some charity show. Bitch looks tore up..but...

Fergie looks worse. This looks like a contestant from Miss Tranny World 2006.

Charity or no charity this is no fashion show! Who is going to take home Best in Show?

HoHan even looks older than Debbie Harry!

Yup, That's the Only Interesting Part of Her!

[Pic: Goldenfiddle]

LL Cool J is a Low-Rent Diddy

LL Cool J is following in Diddy's steps by starting his own clothing line under his real name Todd Smith. LL will debut his line of chick's and dude's clothing on Thursday as a part of Fashion Week in New York.

Let's hope he designed that shit with his lips and abs, because those are the only two things I can stand about his ass.

[Page Six]

R.I.P. Grandpa Munster!

[Yahoo News]

Another One Bites the Dust!

Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong have called off their engagement and relationship after being together for 2 years.

They issued this joint statement: "After much thought and consideration we have made a very tough decision to split up. We both have a deep love and respect for each other and we ask that everyone respect our privacy during this very difficult time,"

Maybe he finally got a good look at what he would be waking up to for the rest of his life.


Hot Slut of the Day!

Roma Maffia

Birthday Sluts

Gavin DeGraw (29)
Natalie Imbruglia (31)
Oscar De La Hoya (33)
Alice Cooper (58)
Dan Quayle (59)

Back Up!

Blogger seems to be back up for now. But all my previous posts from today have been deleted. This shit sucks. I'm working on new posts now.

xooxoxMichael K

Friday, February 03, 2006


Here's Bradley Pitt in that same tired hat leaving his hotel in Berlin. I'm over him, but I'm not over Friday. So TGIF to all you bitches and go get your Tara Reid on!

Kate Moss for Stella McCartney

UPDATE - Apparently the ones below are old shit from 2003! The one above may or may not be new. Thanks to Whatwouldjanicedickinsondo for her expertise!


Maybe She Should've Told Her Hubby

Richie Sambora seemed to find out his marriage was over when all of us did. Yesterday, when Heather Locklear's spokesperson announced she had filed for divorce from her husband of 11 years...ABC News quickly got a statement from Richie.

He seemed quite bewildered by all of it and said: "It's completely untrue,"

He even added that he had Valentine's Day plans with his wife. But indeed it's true and the wheels are in motion.

That poor bastard!

[ABC News] [Thanks to Superview]

Afternoon Crumbs

Carrot Top's new girlfriend is hot [Hollywood Rag]

Chestica Simpson's breats get a $35 Million paycheck [The Deli]

Don't kill Ana Lucia [IDLYITW]

Nick Lachey's new single sucks [Popbytes]

Katie Holmes is a coffee addict [Just Jared]

The Cult of Val Kilmer [Cityrag]

James Bond can't find his girls [WWTDD]

Angelina Jolie may do Sin City 2 [Egotastic!]

And yet ANOTHER blog cat fight! [Manhattan Offender]

Please Don't Buy Parasite's Trash!

Ok, so this story is pretty old. But, I'll give you the Cliffs Notes version. Basically, that dumb slut Parasite Hilton had some shit stolen from her storage facility outside L.A. And no the storage facility was not her vagina. Anyway, the storage facility claims that she didn't pay her bills, so they sold her stuff at auction. Parasite's people deny that she didn't pay her bills. The "stuff" in question was Parasite's diary, some videos and some photos. Boring stuff really, because when you've seen one sex tape of a person you've seen them all.

Parasite's spokeswhore claims that there wasn't anything damaging in there, so there's nothing to worry about.

The facility sold the shit in a blind auction. The high bidder had no idea what he was buying and now that he's realized it he's asking $20 Million for the entire lot. He promises that some of the stuff is quite shocking?

Her Spokeswhore said: "Concerned is putting it mildly. First she is angry. She feels she has been violated. She's the victim once again. For reasons beyond her control, without her knowledge, she is faced once again with this kind of public humiliation."

Honestly, nothing could shock me more about her. There could be videos of her getting it on with Tinkerbell, Baby Luv AND Bambi and it still wouldn't shock me.

Oh and don't touch any of her stuff unless you want some dreadful STD>


Melanie Griffith Has a Face Like My Asshole After a Gang Bang!

Remember when Melanie Griffith actually was hot? She was the shit in Working Girl. What happened to her?! Did she get a fucked up face transplant or something? Her face literally looks like it was it was put through a conveyer belt and then left out in the sun for a week. Poor thing, I want to help her but I'm afraid I couldn't stand to look at her face for more than 5 minutes. I bet you Antonio only hits it from behind.

Who the Hell Buys Lingerie at Hustler?!

JLove does! I knew she was a slut!

That Don't Impress Me Much!

Shania Twain's outfit looks like it was put together by a 6yo Michael K. I swear I had pants like that when I was little and I thought I was the SHIT. I had an excuse then because I was 6 and slightly retarded. What's her excuse? Oh yeah, that she's Canadian.

It's a joke!!!!

Madge's Marriage Meltdown?!

Say that three times. Is Guy Ritchie finally unloading that old meat?! Apparently Guy is fed up with Madge's working relationship with producer Stuart Price. The two are practically joined at the hip. Friends of the couple are saying that Guy has become jealous of their relationship. It seems that Madge only cares about her work and the two hardly see each other.

Madge's spokeswhore had this to say: "There's no strain in Madonna's marriage. Her relationship with Guy is good. They are happy. She treats him (Price) like a little brother. They have fun and talk a lot."

As much as I don't like this cunt, I'd have to say that she's smart about this relationship. She knows she's finally found a man that can put with her ass and I doubt she's letting him go. Besides doesn't she like legally own him?

[Female First] [Thanks to Albz]

When Fatties Duet!

The Big Girl Club of Mimi and Janet Jackson are set to record a delicious duet together. This union is the thinking of mega producer and Janet's midget-man Jermaine Dupri.

He said: "The hardest part is figuring out a song that fits both of them, because you have two different styles of artists, and the thing when you're dealing with divas is you don't want to overshadow either one, so if you were to do a song for them, it would have to work where both of them would feel they were on the same pedestal, or else someone's gonna have a problem."

I think they should sing a new KFC theme song together.


Damn, I Thought Claymaniacs Were Nuts!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were dining at a Berlin restaurant when a crazy woman wearing a "Friends" t-shirt approached her and attempted to slap the shit out of her! OMG, that's hot. Angie's bodyguards intervened before the woman could make contact. Angelina then ran her skinny ass out of that restaurant, but the woman followed.

A source said: "The mentally unbalanced American had obviously been tipped off that they would be dining there because she was wearing an Aniston top and was on the look-out for Angelina. "

“"Angelina would normally have confronted the woman, but she was petrified because she‘s carrying her first child and won’t risk any harm coming to it."

Crazy American Woman?! Mentally unbalanced?! Friend's t-shirt? Damn, that was Jennifer Aniston herself! At least bitch does her own dirty work.


Mischa Barton Laughs Off Fat Pig Comment

The other day I posted a story on how Nicky Hilton called Mischa Barton a "fat pig" at a party. Mischa thinks it's funny, because she knows she's more like a fat cow than a fat pig.

She said: "If Nicky really made that remark it says more about her than it does about me."

Yeah it basically says that Nicky Hilton is a funny motherfucker.

[Female First]

"Old Pussy" Cat Dolls

Nicolette Sheridan is going to hit the stage with saucy act The Pussycat Dolls on Valentine's Day. She is set to follow in the celebrity footsteps of Christina Applegate and Gwen Stefani. This shipwreck of a performance will take place in Vegas.

I hope this show is pay-what-you-can because I feel sorry for the fools that fork over their hard-earned catch to see this bitch's saggy shit!

[Thanks to Albz]

Hasn't He Done This Before?

Tommy Lee was partying it up at the Ultra Supper Club in Toronto when he noticed a hot chick and decided to call her over. Nina Arsenault came over and sat on his lap. They shared a few shots together.

A source tells the entire story: "She wasted no time, then, in calling him a 'p - - - y.' He apologized, telling her: 'I've been drinking tequila since 7 a.m.' . . . Things were going just swimmingly, when somebody took it upon themselves to tell Lee's bodyguard about the 'Nip/Tuck'-ness of it all, and the bodyguard then whispered something in the star's ear. 'That's when he took a good, long look at me,' Nina recalls. A bucket of cold water seemed to come splashing down. 'You know what? I'm dying for a cigarette,' Lee was heard to say, as he got up from the table with his posse. 'Great!' said Nina, as she trailed behind them." But when they approached the lounge, the paper reports, Lee's bodyguard put up his hand and told Nina, "You're not coming with us."

I swear he's hooked up with a Tranny before. Pamela Anderson is practically one so he shouldn't be that disgusted by it.

[Page Six] [Thanks to StacyCRo]

Blind Item...You Guess...I Guess...

WHICH sexy actress was more than just a fashion model before she married a handsome actor and had his kids? This beauty was dumped by her agency when her bookers learned she was stripping in a Queens joint for extra cash.

Denise Richards

WHICH newly single sexpot bedded a cad-about-town - who has already slept with several starlets of lesser wattage - after a boozy night at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood?

Chestica Simpson & Adam Levine

WHICH actress who voiced a popular cartoon series is said to be a slam-dunk in the sack for Hollywood party boys who prefer a certain kind of sex act?

Brittany Murphy

Zahara Looks Hot!

Zahara Jolie-Pitt is wearing the hottest outfit. I wish I had a kid just so she could wear cute outfits like that. Anyway, here's the clan doing some toy shopping in Germany. Maddox doesn't look happy because his Nike's have to touch that dirty German ground. And he's not about to have that.

Jenna Jameson Gets Off!

Jenna Jameson was on Howard Stern and decided to try out the Sybian live on his radio show. The Sybian is supposed to be some hardcore shit. Damn, she looks like she's in another world. And you know if that thing can please a porn star it must be worth it. Her coochie is soo used up, I'd be surprised if a tractor wheel could even satisfy her!

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