Blogger seems to be back up for now. But all my previous posts from today have been deleted. This shit sucks. I'm working on new posts now.
Carrot Top's new girlfriend is hot [Hollywood Rag]
Ok, so this story is pretty old. But, I'll give you the Cliffs Notes version. Basically, that dumb slut Parasite Hilton had some shit stolen from her storage facility outside L.A. And no the storage facility was not her vagina. Anyway, the storage facility claims that she didn't pay her bills, so they sold her stuff at auction. Parasite's people deny that she didn't pay her bills. The "stuff" in question was Parasite's diary, some videos and some photos. Boring stuff really, because when you've seen one sex tape of a person you've seen them all.
The other day I posted a story on how Nicky Hilton called Mischa Barton a "fat pig" at a party. Mischa thinks it's funny, because she knows she's more like a fat cow than a fat pig.
WHICH sexy actress was more than just a fashion model before she married a handsome actor and had his kids? This beauty was dumped by her agency when her bookers learned she was stripping in a Queens joint for extra cash.
Jenna Jameson was on Howard Stern and decided to try out the Sybian live on his radio show. The Sybian is supposed to be some hardcore shit. Damn, she looks like she's in another world. And you know if that thing can please a porn star it must be worth it. Her coochie is soo used up, I'd be surprised if a tractor wheel could even satisfy her!