Don't Try the Sexy!

Why must My Little Pony Parker continue to try and do the sexy. She's just not that kind of woman. She has a hot body, I'll give her that. But her face just cancels it out. Here she's trying to be a sex kitten for EPS Magazine. That daisy in her mouth is pretty fitting. It should've been a piece of hay though. Nice fried ends.

Hot Slut of the Day!

Kim Zimmer

Birthday Sluts

Nicolas Cage (42)
Liam Aiken (16)
Jeremy Renner (35)
Doug E. Doug (36)
Katie Couric (49)
David Caruso (50)
Sammo Hung (54)
Juan Gabriel (56)
Kenny Loggins (58)

Jordan Doing What Jordan Does Best!

All I'm going to say is that these are the most beautiful pictures in the world. They are of the most gorgeous woman in the world: Jordan. And she's doing what she does best, slut it up for the cameras! If only Harvey was in these pictures! I have no idea who the other women in the pictures are.

I think her tits have gotten bigger!!!!



Yeah, panties get in the way. Remove them!



I think she's trying to let out a fart!



Not to be outdone...



Jordan upstages her friend with the same pose!



Even her friend is horrified at her breasts!



Jordan why embarass the girl?



The girl knows it, so keeps her small tits hidden!



God, Jordan is so hot!



[Pics: Drunken Stepfather] [Thanks to Jocelyn]

Ashlee Simpson Sex Tape?

Reports are that an Ashlee Simpson sex tape was stolen from her home in California late last year. Right now there's only screen caps, but the tape apparently is of Ashlee and an ex-boyfriend in various positions. The tape was said to be made before she got famous.

It kind of looks like Ashlee, but I think Ashlee might have bigger tits. And the tape would be with Joe Simpson not an ex-boyfriend. Just kidding! She needs a sex tape to come out in order to keep her star shining!

Please let this be true, it's been a while since we've had a good sex tape! And it's material for Joe to wank off to!

Click here for details!

[Thanks to Fence]

El Diablo is Coming to Get You!

I'm going to warn your asses, so I don't say I didn't! The next set of photos may send you into a severe seizure and will definitely induce vomiting. Thank God for Photoshop! These are un-airbrushed photos of Fergie taken from her recent CosmoGirl photoshoot. This is the first face you see when you enter hell..

Marc Beat JLo With His Ugly Stick!

Damn! His fugliness is starting to rub off on her. I know she's "Jenny from the Block" but this is fucking ridiculous! She looks like any other chickenhead from the Bronx. She's just missing her walkie-talkie cellphone and a nickname like "Sugar."



[JJB]

It's Star Jones Friday!

I know I'm on Starlet overload today, but I can't help it! I need to expose her for the poser twit she really is! Here is the latest chapter in our Star Jones saga. She's a "love coach" on AOL and she helps desperate women like herself determine if a man is the one.

Don't take advice from this bitch! She thinks it's perfectly normally that your man wants you to use anal beads on him.

My gag reflex doesn't work so well, so I couldn't sit through the whole workshop.

Take the workshop!

[Thanks to Pamboy]

My Girl!

Here's a video of Michael Bolton serenading his lovely lady Nicollette Sheridan with My Girl. Nicollette loves it. The bitch can't dance worth shit! She totally paid him back by swallowing.

Watch the video!

Richie for Jimmy Choo

Nicole Richie is the new face foot of Jimmy Choo. These shots are kind of hot and Richie looks her best. The third one is a bit creepy though. That man is about to pull her lil' arm off!





[Oh No They Didn't]

Afternoon Crumbs

Elisha Cuthbert will return to 24. [WWTDD]

Toothy Tile holds his puppy. [JustJared]

50 Cent is now interviewing for a wife. Where do I get an application? [Hollywood Rag]

Jessica Alba is so fine she can turn me straight. Well, as long as she straps on. [IDLYITW]

Some singer from Creed gets engaged to some beauty queen bitch. [Glitterati]

Sienna Miller wants to be a nanny. [Gabsmash] [Thanks to Michelle]

Pete Doherty's gonna rub out Kate Moss. [Jossip]

Make sure you cast your final votes for The Dlisted Awards of 2005! Winners will be announced Tuesday! [Vote on that shit!]

More Lies from Star Jones!

Star on Al: "Al is a beautiful man. He's got the legs of a stallion. He'd be a perfect Ralph Lauren model"

Yeah those legs of a stallion have come in handy when he has to bend over for a leather daddy.

Star on Al being a fag: "One day, we would read in the press that Al was out gallivanting with a bunch of women. The next day, we'd read a story questioning his sexuality. I remember my husband saying to me, 'Baby, what am I today?' And me answering, 'Just who you were yesterday, baby.' I don't even deal with that question [of his sexual orientation]. … I know who my husband is."

Yeah you know he's a big, fucking flamer!

Star on her weight: "I will not be the poster child for a particular method," she says. "Only your doctor can tell you what will work for you. I think maybe the two-piece is coming out this summer!"

She wants to end the world. The world will end if Star Jones shows up at el playa in a two-piece! We will all just blow-up. Mark my words.

[NY Daily News]

Is It Too Soon for a 9/11 Movie?

Oliver Stone is currently filming an untitled film based on the events of September 11th starring Nicolas Cage as a firefighter. The film also stars Maria Bello, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Michael Pena. It's due for release in August of this year.

Don't you think it's a little too soon? I mean it's kind of hokey. I think it's an important story to tell, I'm just not sure it should be told right now. A documentary would be so much better. I think Oliver Stone is just using the controversy to sell a movie. You can't knock it till you see it, but I don't have high hopes for this one.

Jordan the Movie!

Jordan already has one piece of shit book published and her next is due to be released next year. So basically Jordan loves talking about herself. It's no surprise that she wants a movie to be made about her life. She's accomplished so much from having tits for brains.

She said: "I always wanted to do American Playboy and I done the cover of that and the spread inside. I always wanted to sing on telly which I did, I done the Children in Need and obviously the Eurovision and I've always wanted a record deal which I've just got.

"And I've always wanted to bring a book out which I've done, and in fact my second book comes out February 1.

"My next thing is to do a film to my book."

"I'm actually trying to find people now like directors and that who want to do it."

"I wouldn't put myself as an actress I'd probably get someone to do it and then I'll make an appearance in it."

Sources say that a script has already been written. Yeah probably by Harvey!

Oh and Jordan there is a movie on your life already out. It's called Down the Hatch 9!

[The Sun] [Thanks to Albz]

Why Even Bother?

Here's Parasite Hilton entering a recording studio in Burbank yesterday. Parasite is working on her album which will be released sometime this year. Does she even need to be in the studio. Engineers and scientists are going to do the work anyway trying to make her pigeon-voice sound human. But at least she brought the folks at the studio a treat by not wearing a bra.

She's probably given them bed bugs.





[JJB]

Nick Cannon Quote of the Day!

"I'm addicted to white women because in my film Roll Bounce I had to kiss one. I was like, 'I've never done that before.'

"Now I'm after BRITTANY MURPHY and JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT."

Kidz Bop is a Cult!

If you'd like to be creeped out by kids singing Gorillaz, Weezer and Coldplay songs than this is for you! Kidz Bop is really creepy. The trailer for the newest edition is out. My favorite is the Asian girl doing Don't Lie by The Black Eyed Peas!

I swear this is a cult and there's subliminal messages in there!

Watch It!

[Stereogum]

I Think Xtina is Right!

I didn't know there was a feud between Xtina Aguilera and Kelly Osbourne, but apparently there is. I guess Kelly has said some negative things about the red-lipstick wearing one. Xtina however doesn't let it get to her and may be on to something as to the cause of Kelly's hostility.

She said: "Kelly must have a crush on me because she's always saying mean things about me."

Yeah that sounds about right.

[Female First]

Stay Away From the Blonde, Angie!

Angelina Jolie showed some blonder locks as she dropped King Maddox off at school in Malibu. There's no doubt in my mind that she's knocked up. Are you supposed to dye your hair when you're preggers? I thought that was a no-no?

On another note, do you think the kids at school tell Maddox that his mom is hot and they wanna do her?



[JJB]

Gossip Catfight!

Page Six goes after Perez Hilton! Meow! Actually, bad publicity is still good publicity!

[Thanks to Katie Scarlett]

Star Writes About Krispy Kreme!

In her new book Shine, Star Jones has this to say about this first time she ate a Krispy Kreme donut:

"The first time he held me in his arms sexually, it was almost frightening because we knew our erotic interest in each other could take over every other thing,"

"We had an intoxicatingly sexual connection the first two months of our relationship."

Ok she was actually talking about Gay Al, but we know that shit ain't right!

[Thanks to Julie]

Nick Lachey Likes it Kinky!

Nick Lachey revealed to Elle Magazine that one of his favorite things to do was to put on Chestica Simpson's heels and walk around. What a fucking fag!

He said: "It was sort of a kinky thing we liked to get into,"

I'm sure he didn't like Manolo's though. He's totally a Jimmy Choo kind of girl.

How the fuck does he fit into her shoes? She must have GIGANTIC hoofs!

[iVillage] [Thanks to Genevieve]

Stomach Implants?

Pete Doherty is pissed as shit after a video of him showing his fucking small prick to the world hit the internet! Pete has demanded the video be taken down, but that's shit still up!

A source said:

"Pete was showing stomach implants installed to stop him taking heroin.

"“But he decided to expose himself and start grabbing his willy. He forgot about the film, but went mad when it hit the internet.

"He might be an exhibitionist on stage, but he doesn'’t want his bits shown to the world."

Stomach implants? I've never heard of this shit. When they said implants, I pictured like six-pack implants! And trust me that bitch doesn't have a six-pack. His dick is fucking rancid. I would definite NOT hit that!

View the video here, but it goes on kind of a long time before it gets to the good bad stuff!

[The Sun] [Thanks to Lulu]

New Jesse James Pics!

Title: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (yup, that's the fucking title]

Plot: Robert Ford joins Jesse James's gang, only to become resentful of the legendary outlaw and hatch a plan to kill the fastest gun in the West.

Stars: Brad Pitt, Casey Affleck, Mary-Louise Parker, Sam Rockwell & Sam Shepard
Directed By: Andrew Dominick

Due: 2006

The Dlisted Report

Evangeline Lilly, Virginia Madsen, Tobey Maguire, Hilary Swank, Jessica Alba, Leonardo DiCaprio, Harrison Ford, Jamie Foxx, Natalie Portman, Emmy Rossum, John Travolta, Emma Thompson, and Denzel Washington have all been announced as presenters at the Golden Globe Awards on January 16th. [Coming Soon]

John Travolta and Tim Allen are set to co-star in Wild Hogs. The film revolves around a group of four frustrated middle-aged biker wannabes who hit the open road in search of adventure only to encounter a real Hell's Angels group. [The Hollywood Reporter]

Susan Anton will play Velma in the Las Vegas production of Hairspray. Performances begin in February and the it's been streamlined to a 90-minute intermissionless show. Harvey Fierstein and Dick Latessa will repeat their Broadway roles. [Playbill]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!

The location of the moon determines the strength of the tide. - mpcmike

[Thanks to Jeff]


Click here for NSFW version!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Helen Slater

Birthday Sluts

Rowan Atkinson (51)
Danny Pintauro (30)
Joey Lauren Adams (35)
Julie Chen (36)
Norman Reedus (37)
John Singleton (38)
Jesse Dylan (40)
Howie Long (46)
Nigella Lawson (46)
Anthony Minghella (52)
Bonnie Franklin (62)

What Do Apes Have to Do with Dorothy Dandridge?

This might be nothing, but it's pretty fucking offensive. If you click on Planet of the Apes: The Complete TV Series on the Walmart website, the similar items include Dorothy Dandridge, Tina Turner and Martin Luther King. What do these items have to do with Planet of the Apes?

It's not surprising coming from a company that hates gays and sells guns! I hate them so fucking much!

See for yourself!

UPDATE: Looks like those stupid bitches fixed things. But, seriously that was some hateful shit!

UPDATE II: Superview sent me a screengrab of what USED to be on Walmart's site. Click on image to make bigger!



UPDATE III - I received an e-mail from Walmart explaining themselves! Click on it to see bigger!



[Thanks to Superview]

HoHan Released To Do More Drugs!

HoHan has officially been released from a Miami hospital after a 3-night stay due to a severe asthma attack caused by humidity. HAH! HoHan is said to be on her way to NYC. Her spokeswhore also set the story straight about that pregnancy test claiming that it belonged to someone from her camp. Let's hope it's Ali Lohan! She's like 12!

We can expects lots more from this bitch once she transfers her act to NYC. Expect tons of sobbing and crying, etc... She's good. I give her that!

[ET Online] [Thanks to Stacy]

Celebrity Big Brother!

Today was the start of Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. I wish I fucking could watch this shit. Anna Nicole Smith and Boy George were rumored to be joining the house, but that proved to be untrue.

The 11 contestants are (and most of them I don't know) are: Superslut Jodie Marsh (pictured), Dead or Alive singer Pete Burns (pictured), Michael Barrymore, Dennis Rodman, Traci Bingham, George Galloway, Faria Alam, Maggot, Rula Lenska and Samuel Preston. They have also added a houseguest named Chantelle who is not famous, but must convince the others that she is.

The show will last 3 weeks with every few days someone getting voted out. I'm fucking cheering for that piece of trash Jodie! Jodie is like a low-rent Jordan and that's pretty low. Go Jodie!!!

[BBC]

Take On Me!

ate going to 3rRemember A-Ha? They were like really hot in the 80s. Everyone thought they were like Norweigan hunks and shit. Well they are back! They are about to release a new single in the UK called Analogue (All I Want) and hope it will take the world by storm! They seriously need a comeback, but they look good now. They are so much hotter!

Here they are then:



And look how hot they are now:





[Thanks to Albz]

Afternoon Crumbs

Yeah I guess she deserves it. Queen Latifah got her star on the walk of fame. [Gabsmash]

Tom Cruise not only made us crazy, but he made tons of money last year too! [A Socialite's Life]

Just Timberlake and Bill Gates are BFFs! [Just Jared]

Mira Sorvino is knocked up with her hot boy toy lover again! [Tabloid Whore!]

Mimi is such a pig that when she eats she needs a bib. [Hollywood Rag]

John Glover as Skeletor? That role belongs to Nicole Richie! [Egotastic!]

Ben Affleck buys diapers with a kiss. [Yeeeah!]

Don't forget to watch the mess that is Dancing with the Stars tonight! [Popbytes]

JLo is So Maternal

Here's Jenny from the Block, her corpse husband some random kid filming scenes for the soon-to-be flop of the year: El Cantante. JLo looks like such a good mother. She really has that motherly touch when she's not busy choosing animal skins to wear as eyelashes. Not to be rude, but is that an old lady or a little boy she's kissing? I'm going to say little boy, but that hairdo throws me off.



[Lime-Light]

Paul Walker Needs a Nurse!

Paul Walker suffered a few boo boos while playing paint ball. How utterly boring of him. He's never done it for me, but I'm sure some slut here will gladly piss on his wounds. Wait, that's for jellyfish right? It should work for paintball bruises too. But just in case rub your vagina or asshole on the wound for double coating.



[JJB]

Was Ed Norton Ever Hot?

He's like 37 years old, but he looks beat up. I also hear he's a real asshole on set. He looks like a fucking prick and he's not hot. I can't believe he used to bang Salma Hayek. He lucked out with her ass!

He should've stayed with Courtney Love, they make a beautifully fugly pair!







[Oh No They Didn't]

Bai Carter

Bai Ling and Nick Carter may make their beautiful love legal in 2006. The Backstreet Boy and Bai Ling have not been dating long but are already planning to marry this year. Bai is 35 and Nick is 25, but that's not stopping their gorgeous love affair from going to the next level.

Bai said: "My boyfriend is a godsend. I didn't need any reasons to like him and I am willing to do anything for him.

"We are very romantic. To meet someone like that, I have to give my love to him and I do really love him."

She can do better than him. I know she's a freak, but he's just disgusting! There was hope in him turning out hot when he was younger, but he got fat and greasy. I'm totally going to save Bai and marry her myself! She probably needs her green card or some shit.

[Monsters and Critics]

The HoHan in Vanity Fair

Didn't she already do this shoot for Jane Magazine?! For the love of Billy Wilder, you are not fucking Marilyn Monroe! Not even Marilyn Manson. But here's our favorite bulimic-cokehead showing her freckles and black eyebrows for VF. Also Popsugar has some amazing quotes from the article, but here's one of my faves:

“For my (19th) birthday, I flew to L.A. for the weekend and just sat in a little restaurant with my friends and just, like, had dinner, went back to my friend’s house and didn’t do anything. That’s how much I’ve changed. When I was 18, I had a party at Avalon with an ‘I’m a Slave 4 You’ theme.”

She's so fucking grown-up!

KFed Kind of Looks Hot Here!

I'd hit it! God, I'm so fucking disgusting. I really need to go to de-slut camp. I'm out of control! I can't see reality!

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers Quote of the Day!

"I've only had one girlfriend who I didn't cheat on. Men are like that. No matter how many times you eat pasta, some night you're going to want steak."

Yeah I bet you like your steak! Here's Jonathan with his "steak" Colin Farrell.

[Thanks to Albz]

TomKat Wedding Off?!

Yeah right over Tom Cruise's dead alien body!

Tom and Katie spent the Christmas holiday at Katie's family home and things didn't go so well. Tom was hoping to use this time to mend some fences with Katie's father who isn't keen on his daughter getting married to that freak-a-zoid! But, things didn't go according to plan and TomKat ended up leaving early with Katie in tears.

A source said: "Tom and Katie ended up leaving— three days earlier than planned,"

“"Katie was in tears, but that'’s standard when it comes to dealing with family matters and Tom. “My honest opinion is that the wedding i’s not going to happen,"

"Neither one of them seems as enthusiastic as they once did about marriage.:

Can you have a bastard child in Scientology? I guess why not. Please, this marriage is going to happen. It's all part of the "plan." He can't let Katie go this easily. He owns her fucking ass!

[MSNBC] [Thanks to Pamboy & Mouse]

Angie's Wife Picks Up Her Kid!

Brad Pitt played like a good wife and picked up Maddox from school in Malibu. Paparazzi also noticed a new ring on Bradley's right hand which they believe to be a wedding ring. Whatever. Maddox is fucking pissed with Brad because he made him walk.

Brad totally sat at the small table for dinner for this mistake!


[click on image to enlarge]



[JJB]

Mimi to Invest in London Hotel?

Mimi is said to be extremely interested in investing some of her cash on a London hotel so she can personalize it to her exact style. She is not happy with accommodations for fatties women in the British capital and hopes to make changes when she moves there soon.

She said: "I'm thinking of buying a hotel in London. It would have the best nail and hair place for the girls and a separate salon for the guys.
"And the lighting would be fantastic - everyone would look a billion dollars."

Dlisted has obtained an EXCLUSIVE list of Mimi's demands for her London hotel:

Fried Chicken & Waffles buffet Open 24-hours a day
Cupcake Pyramid delivered to every room upon check-in
Chocolate milk fountain in every room
Her own music playing in all rooms and lobbies 24-hours a day
Make-Your-Own-Sundae Party every Saturday and Sunday

[Female First]

Blind Item...You Guess...I Guess...

WHICH three-way celebrity sex video could be headed to the Internet any day now? We hear that a '90s-era rock star taped a menage a trois with a porn star and the ex-husband of one of our favorite Hollywood hellcats in the bathroom of L.A.'s trashtastic Roosevelt Hotel. Now, two of the three carnal combatants are eager to release the freaky footage.

I'm going to say Fred Durst is the rock star as for the other two..who knows!?

[Page Six]

Can You Spot the Real Nicole Richie?

[Thanks to ScottP]

Aniston Calls Angelina!

Over the Christmas break Jennifer Aniston felt that she should call her ex-husband Brad Pitt and wish him a happy holidays and offer him a fruit cake that she baked. Ok not the last part, but I can totally picture her doing that. Anyway, it wasn't Brad that answered his cell phone but that vixen Angelina Jolie! So you can imagine that conversation. Apparently both were polite, but strained. Angelina then dropped a bomb on Jennifer and confirmed that she was having a baby with Jen's ex-man!

Damn that's cold!

Jennifer was said to be sad and crying when she finally talked to Brad.

This is so Dynasty I love it! Angelina was totally stroking a black cat with the fireplace lit in the background while she broke Jennifer's heart!

Angelina & Jennifer are the new Alexis & Krystle!

[Entertaintmenwise] [Big thanks to Toni]

4 New Superman Returns Images!

Coming Soon has four new images from the upcoming Superman Returns which opens June 30th. That fag Brandon Routh stars as Superman with Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor and Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane.

Below is Parker Posey as Lex Luthor's hot sidekick!

The Dlisted Report

Jon Stewart has been named the host of the 78th Academy Awards to be held March 5, 2006 in Los Angeles. Nominations will be announced January 31st for films that opened anytime in 2005. [Los Angeles Times]

Reno 911 which is currently on Comedy Central will be coming to the big screen. The film will be directed by co-creator Robert Ben Garant. Shooting begins January 23rd and will film in Miami and Los Angeles. The cast from the TV show is expected to make the jump to the big screen. [Hollywood Reporter]

Molly Ringwald will play the title role in Sweet Charity in the National tour of the recent Broadway revival which starred Christina Applegate. Performances begin this Fall in San Jose. [Playbill]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!

"My Own Private Tranny-Ho" - Albz

Hot Slut of the Day!

Stevie Nicks

[For DobryDen]

Birthday Sluts

Bradley Cooper (31)
Amanda Hearst (22)
Kylie Bax (31)
Marilyn Manson (37)
Steven Cojocaru (41)
Vinnie Jones (41)
Suzy Amis (44)
Pamela Sue Martin (53)
Diane Keaton (60)
Robert Duvall (75)

And the Oscar Goes to....

Parasite Hilton for Bottom's Up!

Yup, that's really the name of her fucking movie. I bet you her bottom was up during filming or more like her bottom was stuffed! She basically plays herself which is a star-fucking, media-obsessed slut!

Watch trailer!

When Was the Wedding Ever On?!

I'd love to see this relationship end in heartache and betrayal!

Happy Birthday Jane Wyman!

by Lahoma00

Michael K already acknowledged this in his birthday shout outs, but a special tribute must be made to Jane Wyman. She's the fiercest woman ever and the oldest bull dyke in the world! She was so hot on Falcon Crest---remember when she tried to drive Melissa insane by hiring special effects experts to bug her house?

ABSOLUT DRUNK!!!

HoHan is Cocoa for Cocoa Puffs!

HoHan's still at Mount Sinai Medical Center recovering from a terrible "asthma" attack. A friend left her hospital room early this morning with HoHan's limo driver and returned at 1:30 am with a few overnight bags and some shopping which included a pregnancy test, Cocoa Puffs, cards, Coke and mouthwash.

The friend did not comment on HoHan's condition. Pregnancy test? OMG, please let this bitch be knocked up! It just keeps getting juicier!

*THE PHOTO AGENCY THAT OWNS THE VIDEO THAT THESE PICS CAME FROM HAS ASKED ME TO TAKE THEM DOWN. But you can go here to see the pics! *

And here's HoHan on Vanity Fair where she spills the beans on being a crackhead!



[Best Week Ever] [Thanks to Mike]

Afternoon Crumbs

Eminem and Kim Mathers' love is like a cock roach! It will never die! [The Scoopy Doop]

Halle Berry doing Versace is pretty bland. [Made in Brazil]

Butts of the Week! [Junk Feud]

KFed schools us all on the meaning of "PopoZao." [The People We Love to Hate]

Is Mischa Barton finally going to dump that fugly?! [Hollywood Rag]

Doesn't look like Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are getting back together anytime soon. She was just using him for average sex anyway! [Popsugar]

Brad Pitt loves to ride and read about home design! [Just Jared]

Mischa Barton screams for pot! [Egotastic!]

Attack of the Clones!

MK Olsen & Kate Hudson!

We Know This Bitch is a Racist!

Brian Quintana is a self-named event promoter in Los Angeles who is spreading some vicious stories about Parasite Hilton. He accuses her of being a racist and threatening him with harassing calls.

In the past Parasite has been known to drop the "N" bomb from time to time so it's no surprise that the bitch uses other racial slurs.

According to Brian, Parasite called him a "lazy Mexican" and is threatened by his friendship with Nachos. Brian allegedly says that he introduced Nachos to Parasite and now she wants him to stay away from them! Brian also filed a restraining order against Parasite, because he believes his life is in danger. He calls her a drug addict and a bitch! Well, duh!

Brian also played a voicemail message that he says is Parasite. The message goes like this:

"You're a pathetic, fucking loser! Never call or text Paris or Stavros again."

Parasite's spokeswhore didn't comment, but a friend close to Nachos denies the story and insists Nachos hardly knows Brian.

Parasite is due in court on January 17th to contest the claim.

This Brian looks like a freak, but there's no doubt in my mind that Parasite is an ignorant cow that spurts racial slurs and threatens bitches. Remember that hot clip of her saying she hated some bitch. She's a hateful cunt and she needs to go down! Well, she's probably going down right now...on several dudes!

[R&M] [Thanks to Katya]

Now We Know How Her Skin Stays So White!

Marcia Cross is sooo hardcore!

[Thanks to Courtney]

C-List Love!

Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton are back in each other's arms! The two fuglies used to date back in the day. Here they are spending their New Years in Hawaii. I hope they are friends, because really..

How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?





[Lime-Light]

Anna Nicole Smith is the New Meryl Streep!

After watching these outtakes from Anna's movie Skyscaper one can't figure out why she wasn't nominated for an Oscar. This is truly a pivotal role for her. The screen practically sets on fire when she utters her lines.

Please click here and watch outtakes from the World's next serious thespian!

[Thanks to BobbyKennedy]

How Could Christina Applegate...

Leave this....



For that...



I mean come on! That's like trading your Aston Martin in for a 1976 Datsun! This is her new boyfriend Lee Grivas and he's no Jonathon Schaech! Did her fucking vagina fall off? Does she not care about sex with a hot dude anymore.

She's been ripped of her status as Kelly Bundy!

Star Jones Put Down the Bathing Suit!

I'm sorry, but I know half of you just puked your oatmeal all over your keyboard. Send your repair bill to Star Jones, she owes you one! Speaking of oatmeal, her thighs are totally covered in it! Delicious!

[Concrete Loop]

Damn, She Looks Like a Dude!

They fail to mention that side effects of Trimspa include the growth of an adam's apple and a dick!

Brit Brit Loses Extensions & Bra!

[click on images to enlarge]
Brit Brit Spears went for a little bit of shopping in Malibu yesterday and revealed that she's finally gotten rid of those nasty extensions. It's only a matter of time before she adds that shit back in, trust me. She's addicted to looking like trash. Even though her polyester hair is gone, she still looks like shit. Wear a fucking bra bitch, your tits are practically sitting on your gut!







[JJB]

Fishsticks is Afraid of Ghosts!

Fishsticks Paltrow has called in a Kabbalah Rabbi to rid her home of ghosts. Fishsticks, her husband and baby Apple are afraid that the house is haunted because of its "bad vibes." The family have also blamed Fishstick's troubled second pregnancy on the energy of their London home.

A friend close to her said: "Gwyneth has been worried about the bad vibes for a few months now and merely mentioned them to Madonna.

"And Madonna wanted to help so she put Gwynnie in touch with a rabbit at the London Kabbalah Centre."

I bet you Madge did! You know she told Fishsticks there was a "deposit" to get rid of the fucking ghosts and the deposit must be made in Madge's name! I know how that shady bitch works.

I think the bad vibes are coming from Fishstick's ass! If that bitch wouldn't talk so much shit the ghosts would go elsewhere. Like I should talk though!

[Teen Today]

$100,000 Bottle of Champagne?!

Nicky Hilton rang in the New Year by basically throwing her money away! Drinking it away that is. Nicky and boyfriend Kevin Connolly ordered a $100,000 bottle of champagne at Las Vegas' Caesar's Palace to ring in the new year with. Damn, does that bitch even have that much money?

Looks like the smarter Hilton forgot what she recently told a magazine:

"Cash is annoying. Financial status means nothing at all to me. I can take care of myself. I feel I'm one of the easiest people to date in the world. I'm pretty low maintenance - in every way."

[Female First]

HoHan Comes Clean!

HoHan is currently resting in a Miami hospital due to a severe "asthma" attack. We all know that shit was an overdose. But according to People Magazine an explosive interview will his newsstands Wednesday in Vanity Fair which HoHan admits to her troubles with drugs and bulimia.

"I was sick," Lohan, 19, admits to Vanity Fair magazine, according to excerpts published in the New York Post. "I had people sit me down and say, 'You're going to die if you don't take care of yourself.'"

In solving her bulimia, she credits Saturday Night Live producer Lorne Michaels with staging an intervention after she hosted the show. "I just started bawling. I knew I had a problem, and I couldn't admit it," Lohan says. "I saw that SNL after I did it. My arms were disgusting. I had no arms."

Of her look, which she says scared her when she saw photos of herself: "My sister, she was scared. My brother called me, crying."

She also says that she used drugs "a little," then quickly adds: "I've gotten that out of my system. ... I don't want people to think that I've done ... you know what I mean? It's kind of a sore subject.

HoHan's PR bitches quickly asked VF to remove the part about the drugs, but they refused. At least this bitch is finally coming clean, but she needs to tell everything. You know this bitch does more coke than a Colombian drug lord's wife. I mean come on, look at her. I guess the first step is admitting you have a problem. She probably realized how much publicity Kate Moss was getting for her huge drug bust-up so decided to create her own. All I want now is for her to blow the lid on ex-pal Nicole Richie! You know those two sluts bent over the toilet together. Expect her fucking career to take off!

And who would've thunk Lorne Michaels to be her fucking eating disorder savior?! That shit is fucked up!

[People] [Thanks to Mia, Katya & Albz]

The Dlisted Report

Ocean's Thirteen has announced a 2006 start for a 2007 release. The third installment is currently in the early stages with a script yet to be written. Steven Soderbergh will return to direct with George Clooney as a producer and star. [Variety]

Carla Gugino has joined Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum. Shawn Levy is directing the live-action/CG comedy, in which bumbling security guard (Stiller) at the Museum of Natural History accidentally lets loose an ancient curse that causes the animals and insects on display to come to life and wreak havoc. Shooting begins next month in Vancouver with a December 22, 2006 release. [Variety]

The entire cast of Grey Gardens the musical has been announced. The musical will have its premiere at Playwrights Horizons in New York City. Christine Ebersole and Mary Louise Wilson will play Little Edie and Edith. The rest of the cast includes Matt Cavenaugh, Sara Gettelfinger, Sarah Hyland, John McMartin, Michael Potts, Bob Stillman and Audrey Twitchell. Performances begin March 7th. [Playbill]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!

The Lyin', The Witch and The Wardrobe. - Loozer


Click here to see NSFW version!

[Thanks to Darksidedslut]

Hot Slut of the Day!

Richard Simmons!

[For Tushkin]

Birthday Sluts

Michael Stipe (46)
Julia Ormond (41)
Dave Foley (43)
Dyan Cannon (69)
Jane Wyman (92)

HoHan Hospitalized!

HoHan was admitted into a Miami hospital last night after suffering a severe asthma attack, but she's in stable condition.

Lindsay Lohan was admitted to a Miami hospital Monday night after suffering a severe asthma attack and is now "resting comfortably," according to People magazine. Lindsay celebrated New Year's Eve in Miami, hosting a party at Prive Nightclub.The 19-year-old is set to begin shooting her new film, "Chapter 27," in two weeks.

Asthma my ass! OVERDOSE!

UPDATE: FROM ET Online:

Our MARC MALKIN has learned that the attack was so bad that it caused a broken blood vessel in her neck, which prompted doctors to advise the actress to seek treatment at the hospital. According to a rep, Lohan is still in the hospital for observation.

Ewww gross! I hope she has a fucking huge bruise on her neck. That's what you get for smoking and snorting coke when you have asthma bitch!

[Access Hollywood] [Thanks to StacyCRo!]

Jordan Wants Bigger Jugs!

Is she insane? Her jugs should be illegal. But it's true, she wants to have her 3rd breast surgery!

She said: "I'm only human, and I'm not as pert as I was,"

"If I can find a doctor who will make me more pert but doesn't leave me with massive scars than I'll have an operation - if I can't then I won't."

More pert? Anymore pert and they will be touching the hand of Jesus!

She also can't wait to have a baby girl so she can name her.....Pink.

"We will have another child,"

"We'd love to have a little girl. I'd have to call her Pink or Princess, because she'd be my princess."

[Digital Spy]

Get Your Nails Did!

This is the future! You know bitches are going to sell ad space on their nails! Especially porn stars. In every straight porno I've seen, I always marvel at how gorgeous and long a girl's nails are while she's sucking dick. This is prime space for any advertiser to showcase their logo on!

[Adrants]

Aaron Carter is Only 19

Aaron Carter probably gets chicks, because local Florida girls thinks he's like the shit. I mean he's only 19, but he honestly looks like he's 35. And not just any 35yo, but one that has drugged and boozed his entire life. His skin just looks tired and that bleached fucking hair doesn't do him any good. He's holding onto 13 the way Mimi holds on to a donut.

That being said, I'd hit it.

Just kidding! Sort of...

Afternoon Crumbs

Bai Ling is my picture posing icon! She can do no wrong in front of a camera or is it only do wrong in front of a camera? Either way, she's hot! [Hollywood Tuna]

One of my favorite blogs Junk Feud is back and better than ever after a short hiatus. We here at Dlisted love you LA! [Junk Feud]

The 2006 Bloggies have arrived and so now is your chance to nominate your favorite blogs! [Bloggies]

I've missed seeing Tara Reid fucked up out of her mind. I'm glad she's back! [Bricks and Stones]

Kiefer Sutherland is so 80s! [Just Jared]

Beverly Peel does exactly what a model should do! Get arrested on credit card theft! [Glitterati]

Matthew McConaughey has had an accident in South America! Quick get my passport and some fresh lube, I'm off to care for him! [Gabsmash]

Star Jones is Big Foot! A life long mystery has been solved! [Brit Boy in LA] [Thx to Lisa]

Please keep your shirt ON Cisco Adler! [Hollywood Rag]

Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE: The celeb behind the mouth is...



Richard Gere!

Congrats to Bonnie Blue for being the first to get it right!

Fran Drescher is Hot.....

But her arms are fucking huge! Maybe it's the way she's posing. I've always liked her ass, but she's bordering on Mimi territory here. She's wearing a dress that is way too small for her ass. Those 2006 glasses totally work for me and I'm jealous I didn't have those on New Year's Night!

Vin Diesel Loves His Man Purse

WTF?! What a fucking queen. Maybe it's a gun case. Yeah right, more like a dildo case. We know that bitch squeals like a pig at slaughter while getting banged!

[Concrete Loop]

Blind Item...You Guess...I Guess...

WHICH young Tinseltown temptresses can't seem to resist the lure of Bolivian marching powder? We are hearing so many reports these days of pretty young things dabbling in disco dust that we've made a list, which includes: a model, supposedly free of her drug woes, back on the powder, doing lines at Teddy's in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel; a stick-thin celebrity, going through a rough time, who is turning to blow for comfort; a soon-to-be single sweetheart being turned on to the drug by her new Hollywood pals; and a social climber who is friend/supplier/fellow user to them all.

Kate Moss, Nicole Richie, Chestica Simpson & drug pusher...who knows?!

[Page Six] [Thanks to JaAmillion]

What Should Brangelina Name Their Spawn?

It's pretty apparent that Angelina Jolie is knocked up by Brad Pitt's sperm. And of course they aren't going to tell us, because they are selfish bitches! Angie has reportedly had an ultrasound at some hospital in Santa Monica. Across town Jennifer Aniston is probably cutting all her hair off in a jealous rage.

Angelina also turned down a role as a Bond Girl because she has a baby coming.

What should these bitches name their baby? I'm thinking Aniston. I like that.

[The Post Chronicle]

Banned Jude

Jude Law has been banned from the set of Factory Girl in Louisiana. Factory Girl stars his girlfriend Sienna Miller. Producers of the Edie Segwick biopic want to keep the media out of the film and so have refused to let Jude visit Sienna.

A source said: "There has already been so much attention put on this film because of Sienna's involvement. The producers want her to concentrate on her acting - not spending time working on her relationship with Jude.

"It's a small independent movie, so no one can take any risks. They've already changed the schedule to make sure they could cast Sienna - they don't want anything to go wrong."

Now that they got Jude out of the way, let's hope they can fix her fugly mug!

[Entertainmentwise]

Posh Gets a $2 Million Necklace for Christmas!

David Beckham bought his plastic wife a stunning ruby and diamond necklace for Christmas. The necklace is said to be worth about $2 Million and sent Posh into shock.

A friend said: "Words can't describe how delighted she was with the gift and she can't wait for the ideal opportunity to show it off."

Posh returned the favor by buying David a fucking car. She purchased a Rolls-Royce Phantom limousine for him. Yeah with his own money!

The last thing she needs is a stupid necklace. She needs a proper tit job! I'm going to call Dr. 90210 for her, because she needs help and doesn't know it!

[Monsters and Critics]

Carson Daly Never Blinks!

R. Kelly Quote of the Day!

on his inspiration for the 12-part Trapped in the Closet

"Aliens came down here in peace to show us a new level of creativity, and it worked, man."

[Thanks to Albz]

It's a Tranny, It's a Bear, It's a Human Dove Bar, No It's Star Jones!

Don't be jealous! I know you all want a piece of that. I think she's used to doing this position on Gay Al.

[JJB] [Thanks to Julie]

I Want to Like Her!

Bill Maher has been dating video ho Karrine Steffans since April and may be popping the question. Karrine penned the tell-all book Confessions of a Video Vixen in which she basically said she was a hooker. Karrine would sleep with rap stars and moguls for cash. She brags that they bought her a condo and took her for trips around the world. Basically she's a high paid whore who pretends to be a video "actress."

So it's no surprise that she's with Bill Maher. He likes kinky sex and she likes cash. It's a match made in heaven! The two are also set to write a sex book together.

Bill Maher having sex just makes me wanna choke on my own vomit.

[Gatecrasher]

Let's Hope She Drowns!

Fishsticks Paltrow is knocked up and apparently looking to have an underwater birth. Fishsticks and her hubby Chris Martin have spent tons of dough on a birthing pool for their London home. She wanted to do this type of birth with Apple, but chickened out at the last minute.

A friend said: "It's something Gwyneth really wanted to do for her first birth but she didn't feel confident enough.

"This time she's more than ready for an underwater birth - she's done loads of research. It will be very special and spiritual."

Fishsticks is also planning to name her baby Capone. I think this bitch wants her kids to get the shit beat out of them in the school yard.

Bada-Bing!

[iVillage]

My Little Pony Thinks Teri Snatcher Owes Her Ass!

My Little Pony Parker believes that everyone involved in Desperate Housewives should be thanking her horse head. She honestly believes that Sex and the City paved the way for ABC's hit show.

She said: "I think HBO did a really clever thing, creating this standing date on Sunday nights at nine. I think that's really a lot what this is about. There was a show that was successful to a smaller degree.

"This idea of this standing date for women (was) brilliant and now I think they need to do Monday night."

Bitch you don't own Sunday! Get over it and go eat some sugar cubes. Besides Sex and the City was just a knock-off of The Golden Girls. Think about it.....Samantha is Blanche, Charlotte is Rose, Miranda is Sophia and Carrie is Dorothy!

[Female First]

It's Prolly Her Coke Dealer

*I have received a notice from the photo agency that owns the photos and have taken them down. Visit the link below to see them.*

Renee Zellweger was spotted with a new man in Miami over New Years. He's either a fag or her dealer. Actually, they deserve each other. They are both fuglies. And furthermore, I find it pretty disturbing that they don't match. I mean you don't need to wear exactly the same outfit, but you should compliment each other. This just isn't right. It actually upsets me. Is she that selfish? Doesn't she know that we have to look at these pictures. It's hurting my eyes seeing that fugly pastel pattern against the orange.

Coke makes you selfish, y'all!


[JJB]

Parasite is Going Down!

Parasite Hilton was forced to testify in a $10 Million slander lawsuit against her by diamond-heiress Zeta Graff. Zeta who used to date Paris Latsis, claims that Parasite slandered her name in the media and in several social circles.

A source claims that during testimony Parasite admitted to falsely planting a story about Zeta in the media. The story claimed that Zeta attacked Parasite in a London club. Parasite admitted to lying about the story and that Zeta never jumped her ass.

Zeta said: "Hilton will learn a valuable lesson about what happens when you try to ruin another person's reputation. She made a number of false statements about me, and she repeatedly lied under oath during her recent deposition. I look forward to her explaining all of this to a jury."

God, I hope this stupid slut goes down. Does she even have $10 Million?

This goes to show you that Parasite can't be trusted and she'll use anybody even the media to get what she wants and to get revenge. Let's hope this stupid trash bag goes down and hard!

[Page Six]

Who the Hell is Paying This Bitch?

Remember how I told you that Ryan Seacrest signed a deal with E! for specials and to be the new anchor of E! News Daily? Well, it looks like that deal was worth tons of money. $21 Million to be exact. The new deal lasts 3 years and will have Ryan as lead anchor on E! News Daily and also hosting red carpet duties as well as various celebrity specials.

$21 Million?! WTF? They just throw money at anybody. Kermit the Frog is worth more than that bitch and they have the same face!

Maybe, Ryan can get a proper dye job now that he has some dough.

[People]

Welcome the New KFed!

Looks like KFed might have some competition in the white rap world. Patrick Swayze is eager to release a rap single! Patrick had a hit single in 1987 with "She's Like the Wind." That song was actually kind of hot and I wish I had put that on my iPod for my vacation mix.

Anyway, Patrick is working on a single which will have rap elements and an "emotional undercurrent for ballads."

This is going to be the hit of the year ladies and gents! Let's just hope he wears his Vida Boheme drag for the video.

[Page Six]

Killing Shakespeare Again!

Plot: When a teenage girl, Viola, discovers that her soccer team has been cut from her school, she disguises herself as her twin brother and takes his place at his new boarding school for two weeks. Comedy ensues when she falls in love with her new roommate, Duke, and finds herself the object of affection of the beautiful Olivia, the girl whom Duke loves. Things get even more complicated when her twin brother, Sebastian, finally turns up.

Stars: Amanda Bynes, Vinnie Jones, Julie Hagerty, Alex Breckinridge & David Cross
Directed By: Andy Fickman

Due: March 17, 2006

The Dlisted Report

The Chronicles of Narnia beat out King Kong for the top spot this weekend bringing in just under $33 Million. King Kong came in second with about $31.5 Million. Fun With Dick and Jane rounded out the top three with $21 Million. [Box Office Mojo]

Woody Allen will shoot his next film in Spain next year. Woody will use Spanish and International actors for the English speaking film. His next film Scoop starring Scarlett Johansson is due later this year. [The Hollywood Reporter]

Erica Durance who plays Lois Lane in Smallville has landed the lead role in The Butterfly Effect 2. Original star Ashton Kutcher will not return. [Kryptonite]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!

britney & kevin on vacation! - erika

Hot Slut of the Day!

Shelley Fabares

Birthday Sluts

Victoria Principal (56)
Alex D. Linz (17)
Kimberly Locke (28)
Danice McKellar (31)
Joan Chen (46)
Mel Gibson (50)
Dabney Coleman (74)
Robert Loggia (76)

The Dlisted Awards of 2005!!!

2005 was a totally hot year in the gossip world. HoHan almost died, TomKat was born, Angie's vagina stole a hot man and Parasite Hilton managed to fuck half of Greece! So with that, I bring you the 1st Annual Dlisted Awards celebrating and dissing the year in celebrity! The winner will be announced next Tuesday!

The Queen of Dlisted
The Hottest Bitch on a Movie Screen of the Year
The Biggest Slut of the Year
The Ugliest Face of the Year
The Most Annoying Couple of the Year
The Hottest Piece of the Year
The Ear-Bleeding-Performer of the Year
The Most Gorgeous Woman of the Year
The Best Gossip Blog of the Year (besides this one of course)
The Craziest Reality Show Bitch of the Year
The Please-Die-A-Horrible-Death Celebrity of the Year
The Crackhead of the Year
The Are-You-A-10yo-Boy-Or-A-Woman Celebrity of the Year
The Biggest Poser of the Year
The Hottest Celebrity Event of the Year

Did HoHan Fuck DJ Am?

A reader wrote to me that she knows for a fact HoHan fucked DJ AM. Apparently, while Nicole Richie and DJ AM were engaged HoHan slept with him. This of course caused the end of HoHan's friendship with Nicole Richie and the end of Nicole's engagement to DJ AM. I was under the impression that DJ AM dumped nicole's ass!

While in Miami over New Years, HoHan and Richie never spoke to each other.

I'm not sure if this is all true, but it sounds fucking hot. I don't picture HoHan doing that kind of shit. I totally picture Parasite pulling this kind of slutiness. It's true that HoHan and Richie are hardly seen together anymore.

I still think DJ AM dumped Nicole, because she's a bitchy cokehead!

I Know Christmas is Over!

But, please somebody buy me this amazing DVD! It's the fucking Jordan workout video! Fuck you bitches, I'll buy it on my own! Jordan doesn't fucking work out! Her idea of working out is having 3 dicks in her vagina instead of 2. God, I love her so much. I would love nothing more than to see her put on some disgusting pink aerobics outfit and bounce her titties up and down to some garish techno music.

Seriously, how does someone with tits like that work out? They are totally going to explode on her face! I hear British silicone is made of acid!

Watch the trailer!

[Thanks to RichBitch]

Want to Get Into Parasite's Stained Panties?

Wear this shirt! She won't know the fucking difference, she's so stupid. Order yours now from Goldenfiddle and make sure to wear it to The Ivy and in a matter of seconds you'll have some Parasite Hilton vagina on your jock!

But if you get a deadly STD don't come crying to me!

Hot Slut of the Week: Niecy Nash

Age: ?
Birthday: ?
Birth Name: Carol Denise Nash

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: December 28, 2005
Claim to Fame: Playing Deputy Williams on Reno 911!

Where is she now? Still on Reno 911 and hosting Clean House

Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? I totally watch Clean House and I love her ass on that! I tune in just to see what kind of flower she has in her hair!

Pictures of the Ball Dropping on New Year's Eve!

Here are EXCLUSIVE pictures of the ball dropping in Times Square on New Year's Eve. Happy 2006 y'all! Isn't it radiant? It's seriously working hard for its money!

CZJ Finally Thinks of Her Kids!

CZJ has vowed to quit smoking for the sake of her kids. She's barely thinking about them? Dylan is 5 and Carys is 2. She had these two by Oldie Douglas.

She said: "I have to stop as my kids are at the age when they are going to start asking questions."

Oh who cares about the fact that their lungs will turn into ash, I just don't want them asking me annoying questions! Dumb cow!

Do you think her lady jizz tastes like smoke? Because speaking from experience, if a dude smokes his jizz totally tastes like a fucking ashtray!

[Monsters and Critics]

Courtney Cox Stands in Cars!

Courtney Coxsucker hates talking on the phone! Not that anyone would call her ass.

She said: "I hate talking on the phone. I just hate it.

" The only time I like talking on the phone is when I'm in my car. I don't like to sit down to speak."

So she's basically saying she stands in cars. Did she have all the seats removed? That's modern actually.

[Female First]

SPF is Really Hot!

The look on Brit Brit's face is priceless. She seriously looks like she wants to be put out of her misery or just needs a good fucking. SPF is really precious, but having that piece of trash as a mother would totally suck. Do you think she blends down Cheetos for his baby food? You know he's getting high off of Red Bull, because she's drank so much of that shit that it's running through her breast leche.

Vacation Crumbs

While I was on vacation I missed some hot stories. So here's some links on the things that I've totally missed:

Warning! Celine Dion in a bikini! [Hollywood Tuna]

The year in Parasite Hilton [Hollywood Rag]

Diana Ross gets eaten by a silk jacket! [Hollywood Rag]

Kelly Osbourne and her dog finally reunited after being seperated at birth! [Hollywood Rag]

The gypsy look doesn't work for HoHan, but she looks hot in a bikini. [Egotastic!]

Naomi Watts and all her rumors! [Egotastic!]

Watch Tom Cruise grow. [Cityrag]

HoHan is a fucking bitch! [Popsugar]

Dior is great for all ages! [Popsugar]
Ashley Olsen and a new dude live it up in Costa Rica. [Just Jared]

Vince Vaughn is fat, but still boning Aniston. [Just Jared]

The break-ups, hitches, hook-ups of 2005! [Glitterati]
Jessica Alba is desperate for a fucking Oscar. [Yeeeah!]

Oh no Chad Michael Murray didn't! [Gabsmash]

Nicole Richie's Bones are About to Snap!

Do you think if you blow on her, she'll totally fly away? That would be kind of fun. Here's our favorite vanishing girl spending New Years in Miami. She seriously is getting skinnier and skinnier. Karen Carpenter looked just like this and people fucking chastised her ass in the press. Richie used to be hot, but now she's just disgusting. Any man that wants to fuck her is a total pedophile.

Hot Sluts of the Past Few Days!

Since I've been MIA the past few days I've missed naming the Hot Slut of each day. So I've compiled three hot sluts for the past few days.

Today, January 2, 2006



Stephanie Seymour!

Sunday, January 1, 2006



Vonda Shepard!

Saturday, December 31, 2005



Debbie Deb