The "Who Cares?" News!!
Stingrays are out for blood!
Yoko Ono sues EMI for $10 million claiming she was cheated out of royalty money.
Sofia Coppola reveals the sex of her baby and let's hope the poor thing looks nothing like her pony-face.
Screech talks about his sex tape more and nobody's listening. Just show us the doo doo already.