The "Who Cares?" News!!
Jonathan and Victoria Fuller from the Amazing Race gave birth to a baby. Jonathan yelled at it a lot while Victoria cried.
Nick Lachey thinks his reality show is a dumb mistake, what he doesn't fail to realize if it wasn't for that "dumb" show he'd be singing at county fairs.
Brangelina's staff continue to create chaos and danger in India.
The new Bond car is a fucking Ford?! Are they going to trade in his martini for a 40?
KFed tells Britney to drop the boy dancers and hire girls ones. It gives him more ass to hit on.