The "Who Cares?" News!!
Jessica Alba doesn't do nudity, but she'll suck your dick for a dolla. I don't know why I said that, I'm really angry today. Hug it out.
Ellen Barking (typo, but I'm keeping it) is $20 million richer after dumping the jewels her ex-husband gave her.
China cancels a Jay-Z concert, because her lyrics are vulgar. They better never let Madge play there, cause her face is vulgar.
Bitch fight on the Grey's Anatomy set!
Thanks to Ryan Porter for featuring me in his article on fag celebrity bloggers in Toronto's fab Magazine.