The "Who Cares?" News
The fugliest Hanson brother gets hitched! Damn, now I'm going to have that dumb HMMM BOP song in my head all day.
Pete Doherty will design his own fashion line. Features will include holes at the mid-arm for easy access.
The Simple Life 5 and why?
Mark Foley enters rehab after he's caught sending sexy e-mails to his teenage male interns. Rehab? Bitch just needs to get fucked hard. Repressed freak.