What Does George Have to Hide?
George Clooney tells November's Vanity Fair that he plans to date a different actress every single night for the next 3 months to throw off the paparazzi and tabloid magazines. George thinks that his theory will keep people from buying celebrity weeklies, because they wouldn't be sure if it was real or not. Yeah, that'll throw em off. Dumb ass.
George said: "I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress."
"You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio." "people would still buy the magazines, they'd still buy the pictures, but they would always go, 'I don't know if these guys were putting us on or not.'"
The Leo DiCaprio part was right. George is a big mo and is seriously afraid one day the photographer's lense will catch it.
George was previously mad at Gawker.com when they started they stalker feature. He needs to stop trying to figure out how he's gonna snow us, cause it's not going to happen.