Somebody's Trying to Kill Hilary Duff!
Hilary Duff and her fug boyfriend, Joel Madden, have filed restraining orders in Los Angeles yesterday against two men they claim are stalking their asses. The pair feel threatened and have seeked protection. The men include one homeless dude and a paparazzi.
One of the men has been named as Max Doe and claims he moved here from Russia for the sole purpose of getting sexy with Hilary. Her teefs are big enough that he could've got sexy with those things FROM Russian. No flying necessary.
Max became obsessive and threatened to kill himself if he wasn't with Hilary. His roommate, David Joseph Klein, has also been named. He helped give Max's notes to Hilary.
This statement was released:
"Over the past six weeks, the defendants have engaged in an accelerated effort to make contact with Hilary, including visits to her neighborhood, to her mother's home, to her boyfriend's neighborhoodÂ to Mr. Madden's concert venue, and direct calls to Hilary's manager."
Who would want to stalk her nasty ass? He needs help for that very reason. Hilary should put those chompers to work and bite him in the bagina.