Shanna Moakler Deserves a Nobel Prize!
As we all know, Shanna Moakler punched Paris Hilton in the slut-face last night at Hyde in Hollywood. Here are some pics of Paris and her cooch-maggot, Elliot Mintz, going to the police station to file a complaint against the most beautiful woman in the world. TMZ also has video of Paris checking herself in the mirror while Elliot drives her to the police station.
Shanna should've aimed for the wonk eye. She could've fixed it.
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