Parasite Hilton is One Big Flop
Parasite Hilton's sex tape sold around 700,000 copies. Her debut album didn't even sell half of that, I'm not sure it even sold a third of that. So, it's no surprise that her latest film is turning out to be a joke as well. National Lampoon's Pledge This! centers around a sorority president at fictional South Beach University. That's basically it. The movie also stars Simon Rex who is also no stranger to sex tapes.
The movie will most likely never see the silver screen and will go straight to video later this year. Parasite Hilton knows this shit sucks and is distancing herself from it. She has pulled out of the film's premiere party on October 28th.
A source said, "It is a limited release that will likely go straight to video. Paris doesn't really want to be associated with it. Her movie career is not exactly booming, and she needs to not be seen as a flop. Also, the movie has a lot of topless women in it, and she is trying to distance herself from the whole porn thing."
A rep for Parasite denies all of this and confirms she will attend the premiere.
When is Hollywood going to realize that this ho belong in the SFV making hardcore and not making actual movies. Come on now? She's only good for sucking dick and she's not even good at that!