Move Over Zahara, There's a New African Baby in Town
David Banda is the 13-month-old baby boy that Madge is in the process of adopting. He recently made his way to her London home where he's staying now while the legalities of the adoption are being worked out.
Madge said, 'It's so worth it. He's just the best baby ever. Guy and I have never been happier.'
David will join Madge's other children, Rocco and Lourdes.
Apparently, she isn't stopping there and already has her eye on a little girl from the same village as David.
She said, "I looked at this child with questioning dark eyes and the saddest smile. I thought, 'She looks just like me.' I told Guy, 'We must give this child a home, too.'"
Somebody get this kid a therapist and some Valium. We should start him early, because his childhood isn't going to be easy. Better yet, get him some morphine.