Let's Get Them Food and Education First
It's no secret that Madonna and Guy Ritchie visited an orphanage in Mulawi, Africa yesterday. There have been billions of reports that she bought a baby, but that isn't the case. Madge was in town to see how she should spend her $3 million. She plans to help the children out and she's starting with the water.
She wants to drill wells, so the children have clean water to drink. Not just any water eight, you guessed it..Kaballahallahah water.
A source said, "Water is the purest expression of God's sharing essence. The water will be Kaballah water."
I agree that these children need water, but not that garbage. It probably tastes like old vagina. Furthermore, you know she's going to charge them. It will be like 4 leaves for one sip.