The Lesbians Love Penny
Penny Cruz has faced years of lesbian rumors and I'm not sure why. I have heard several people insist that her and Salma Hayek used to bump uglies. She is also known as a professional beard having date Tom Cruise and Matthew McConagay. She is now apparently dating, Orlando Bloom, who can be considered a lesbian in certain circles.
NYC famed drag king, Murray Hill, came on to Penny at a party for her film, Volver.
Murray said to her, "They tell me you and I would like each other. I see you have your BlackBerry. Let me give you my number."
Penny nervously giggled and was gracious with her admirer.
Please, she was riding that moustache by the end of the night and by moustache I don't mean the one above Murray's mouth.