The Delusional Dina Lohan
White Oprah aka Dina Lohan is extremely delusional. She desperately wants to be famous and uses her daughter's name to get there. She recently said that she thinks she will be a good match for George Clooney. She insists he's the only man for her and wants a date with him.
"For every woman in America, he's the first choice. He's a gentleman. He's kept this class about him."
Dina may have a chance since George really confessed that he will date a different woman each night to keep the tabloids guessing.
Dina also thinks that her daughter, Lindsay, could become the next Angelina Jolie. She thinks Lindsay should focus on action movies.
Why the hell am I writing about this twat? I get so sick of writing about Paris and Nicole that it forces me to write about people that should be staying at home and watching Maury not making comments to magazines.
That being said, the closest Dina will come to dating George Clooney is masturbating to an old Facts of Life episode.