African Babies are the New Sidekick 3
Britney Spears apparently is copying Madonna by adopting an African baby.
Brit Brit has two sons with KFed, SPF1 and SPF2. She has been so inspired by Madonna's shopping visit to Africa that she's looking to follow in her footsteps.
A source said, "Britney has always been inspired by Madonna - both musically and by the way she lives her life and conducts herself.
"She really admires what Madonna is doing at the moment and adopting is something which she could see herself doing one day. She wants to have a large family."
The day that this happens the end of Western Civilization will be over as we know it.
What the hell is wrong with these celebrities? This story is probably false, but I can totally see Brit talking about it seriously. Like, "Y'all I really want one of those poor babies Y'all! They are cute and SPF needs someone to pick up after him!"