Wonky Eye Gets a Barker
What happened to this celibate bullshit? Wonk Eye Hilton hit Hyde last night following her DUI arrest the night before. She showed up in the passenger seat of her spokeswhore's car. She also donned a black wig, because her extensions got covered in jizz from all the action she gave to the cops the night before. Getting jizz out of polyester is a bitch!
She was also photographed sort of kissing Travis Baker. He's freshly single and ready to get some open chocha and that's Wonk's middle name! There goes that not getting any action for a year shit.