The "Who Cares?" News!!
McConagay goes shirtless again, but this time it's not hot!
Anna Nicole and Howard didn't get married, but had some non-legally binding ceremony. Anna doesn't know this though, cause she's fucked up on pills.
Harry Morton paid Blohan to date him? There's an MTV show in there somewhere.
Charlie Sheen gets a big, fat raise and fortunately Denise won't see a dime of it!