The "Who Cares?" News!!
All the plastic surgery in the world still will not make Barbra Streisand look human.
Guy Ritchie and Madonna have a very exciting relationship. They fight over scrabble, but like really fight, no...like seriously, they have major fights over it. The passion!
Matt LeBlanc's divorce is finalized. Good, now he can focus on that huge career of his.
Xtina sent Britney Spears a huge basket of baby goods congratulating her on the birth of SPF2. The basket also contained hundreds of recent sexy photos of Xtina with the words "awesome and crazy body" written all over them.