The "Who Cares?" News!!
Aaron Carter is engaged to a Playboy playmate. Poor girl is going to be stripping in 6-months to pay for his meth habit.
A Christian minister has hit out at Asshole and Chestica Simpson for being too sexy. Please, he would still hit that shit in a second.
Tori Spelling may make an appearance on Smallville. She should play kryptonite, because her face is fug enough to make any superhero cringe.
A Harry Potter rape scandal!