The "Who Cares?" News!!
Some tranny midget won Rockstar: Superdweeb
Amanda Peet is going to be a mommy. She's going to get sooo fat.
Dr. McDoofus or whatever they call him is going to be a daddy.
Who meets their demise on the upcoming season of Lost?
Parasite Hilton will visit Oktoberfest in Germany. She will plans to hand our cookies. I'm predicting a major hep break-out in Europe will soon follow.