The "Who Cares?" News!!
Why won't Jenny Shimizu keep her dyke-mouth shut already about Angelina Jolie?!
Diddy is expecting twins with Kim Porter. He's totally going to name them Cristal and Bentley. Wait, we're on a Cristal strike right? Ok, Dom Perignon and Bentley.
The sluts in Lost can't hold their booze!
Jessica and Nick settle their money fight. She has a lot and he has none. That was easy!