The "Who Cares?" News!!
George Bush was assassinated on British TV!
Kristie Alley will make an appearance on Oprah in only a bikini and will make her exit with two security guards escorting her.
KFed finally got himself a real life record deal. Too bad his wife had to pay for it.
Vanity Fair has hired a team of security guards to keep Suri Cruise's photos safe. Hahaha, the blogs are still gonna get them first you turds! Just kidding, don't sue us!
The winner of Who Wants to Be a superior? Was revealed. Why do I watch this crap?