Where the Hell is SPF2?!
When SPF1 was born, paparazzi and everyone couldn't wait to get a glimpse of the spawn of Brit Brit Spears and KFed. Since SPF2 has been born, nobody has cared! Nobody has even thought of him. Well, I care! He probably looks exactly like SPF, but still! I am sure that within a matter of days he will fall off a balcony or get electrocuted or something. Anyway, there's finally news of SPF2!
Firstly, Brit Brit has fired her publicist. Brit has fired Leslie Sloane Zelnik, because she thinks she can handle her own publicity. Her first big job was negotiating the exclusive photos rights for SPF2. People Magazine has won the rights of the photos and paid more than $2 million for them. No word yet on when the photos will hit.
Now that Brit is going it alone in the pr department, I can't wait for more amazing interviews like her one with Matt Lauer. That shit was filled with more trash than a McDonald's dumpster.