TomKat to Make Movie Magic or Something
Tom being a fag at his son's football game on September 23rd
Tom Cruise is looking to revitalize his film career. After being dumped from Paramount and lackluster ticket sales, he wants to come back to the big screen in a big way. He's apparently looking for projects to star with his puppet, Katie Holmes. Tom has told Katie to be excited about this, because it's a chance for her to shed her squeaky clean image. Um...she hasn't had that image since the mid-90s. We all know she's a crazed, pill-popping woman of 40.
A source said: "He's devoting himself to putting together a project that will not only make Katie a bona fide star, but will put him back in the good graces of the movie-going public."
"This time, he's looking beyond the typical action roles. Katie is open to any project her fiance puts forward but is desperate to lose the 'girl next door' image."
I think a remake is in order! I have some suggestions:
Gone with the Sane