Sly Stallone's Face is Melting Fast!!!
Sly at the Miss Italia 2006 contest in Italy September 22nd
Sylvester Stallone is turning into his mother, Jackie Stallone. He needs a red wig and a floral housecoat to complete the transformation.
The strange thing is that he looks like he has had some face work, but that shit is still falling a part. It's melting before our very eyes.
This being said, I'd still play hide the sausage with him.