Say It Ain't So Mr. Belding! Screech Powers Has a Sex Tape!
There's really no easy way to say it, but Screech Powers aka Dustin Diamond has a sex tape. Before I give you the details, let me just say that this shit sounds fake. Screech has tried in the past to conjure up stunts to give himself a little press. This sounds like one of them.
The 40-minute tape features Screech in a three-way with two women. The sex is said to be extremely kinky and one of the women receives a Dirty Sanchez. A DS is when a dude screws a chick or dude in the ass and then rubs their shit with their dick all over the person's upper lip giving them a moustache. Hot shit, right? Literally.
Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.
"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."
Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.
When asked to comment, Screech's manager said: " I haven't seen the tape. I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."
Yup, fake! Screech why do you have to stool so low by rubbing her dirty diarrhea in a poor girl's face?
A few months ago on Howard Stern, Screech claimed he was packing over 9 inches, so hopefully we will see if this is true when the tape is released. That's all I care about.
The working title of the video is classic: Saved by the Smell.