Posh's Three Outfit Night

Posh Beckham had a busy night last night during NYC fashion week. She started her evening in this truly hideous frock at the Proenza Schouler show. She looks like a Scottish pig here! It might've worked if she dropped those gloves that she totally got at Wilsons leather.



Posh then kept the white shirt, but dropped the rest of the outfit to join Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher at the Marc Jacobs show. She's totally thinking of a Mars bar there, because bitch is hungry!





She met up with Marc Jacobs after the show. She had no idea who he was, but she needed someone to lean on, cause ho was drunk.



Stop with the pig nose! That's Kanye West, blah.



She changed into a third outfit for the Marc Jacobs after party. She didn't have anything left to wear and wanted to make a major splash, so she asked Dakota Fanning if she could borrow one of her old frocks.