The Original Firecrotch is Knocked Up!
Maria Cross and her who-cares husband are expecting their first child together.
Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is expecting her first child with husband Tom Mahoney, PEOPLE has learned exclusively and the actress's rep confirms. The baby is due in April.
Cross, 44, and Mahoney, 48, a stockbroker, got married in June after dating for more than a year.
Let's hope the bitch lays off the botox during her pregnant. She doesn't want her baby coming out all surprised looking and shit.