My Christmas Card

No, this isn't an ad for Asshole Simpson in Equus, it's the newest promo shot of LaToya Jackson's Australian malt liquor campaign. I'm not sure what a toy horsey has to do with malt liquor, but I'm going to guess that they are pushing that their beverage will get you so fucked up that you will hallucinate LaToya in a cheap nightgown, horrible wig, riding a fake pony. That works for me.

Honestly, this is one of the most beautiful images I've seen in a long time. I'm guessing Angelina Jolie will pay $450,000 for it.

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