The MTV VMAs: Who Looked a Wreck, Part III
While watching the VMA arrivals, I thought to myself "I haven't had my Coco today!" There she appeared like a beacon of light. In this case though, my light was a platinum haired, fake-tittied Amazon beauty. This is what I like to see on the red carpet. The only critique I have is that she seems to have only one dress in like 10 colors. Actually, I think she just has 1 dress and uses RIT to dye them.
Can't her pimp give her a gift certificate to Susie's Deals at least?! God, she's hot.
James Blunt needs a blunt. Maybe it will give him an appetite. Ho looks green and ill.
Is that Axl Rose's parole officer?
Who the hell is AFI?! Why are they wearing the same shoes? I love how the two guys on the right are trying to distance themselves from the two girls on the left.