The MTV VMAs: Who Looked a Wreck, Part II
Fergie Ferg is working the Clockwork WHORange overtime. Don't you love the word "whore"? Like you can incorporate it into anything. Try it today!
Scott Storch looks the best he could look which isn't saying much. I would hate to see what's behind those sunglasses, because it's hideous enough with them on. How much do you think he paid for that chick? I bet you she has to do some nasty ass shit, like kiss him!
Ashley Angel is such a douche. That's all I can say about him. That being said, I'd still hit it.
Victoria Silvstedt is ready to party and by party I mean find the richest and ugliest man in the room and force him to get her head in public and then by her a yacht. I kinda love her.
Somebody tell Constantine Mouralis that his bedroom eyes look more like bathroom eyes. His hypnotic stare is better than Metamucil!