Make Sure You Get Balcony Seats
Asshole Simpson will star as Roxie Hart in the London production of Chicago beginning September 25th. A production spokesperson has confirmed that she will play the role for 6-weeks. She is currently in NYC rehearsing the role and will travel to London soon to begin performances.
If you're going to see this make sure you sit far away so you're not blinded by her fugly face. The retouchers worked overtime to make this promo photo look passable.
Do they allow lipsyncing in the theater?