Let's Go to London and Throw Salad at Her!
Asshole Simpson opened in her musical theater debut as Roxie Hart in Chicago last night in London. According to audience members, the bitch didn't lip-synch which is unfortunate, because she probably should have. She was joined by her sister, Jessica Simpson.
Asshole decided to wore her pajamas and a hat from the show to the after-party and Jessica came medicated.