Last Suri Cruise Post Today!!! I Promise!
I'm sorry! I'm obsessed with Suri Cruise. Most likely because we both look Eurasian. I know aliens don't know how to love, but I will teach her! She's precious. Anyway, here's the full spread from Vanity Fair magazine. Suri has been photoshopped to hell which is creepy, but I'm still in love with her. Fuck, why do I go and do that? I know I've just moved up like ten spots on the "alien attack" list and trust me there's one.
Tom does his best to act like all straight and family-oriented and shit. He is probably playing Jerry Maguire.
Suri, you had me at "phone home".