KFed for 26 More Years
Blender Magazine predicted how long KFed will live based on his smoking habits, age, height, weight, weed use and body order. Based on that, they predict he will die 26 years from now when he is 55.
Who effin cares how long KFed is going to live? His career is going to last a quick second and then we'll probably never hear from him again once Britney Spears finally leaves his ass. I care more about how long Paris Hilton is going to live, because that dumb slut is here to say. I give her 10 years max based on her body's love of stds.
Gerontologist Dr. Demko writes in the issue that Federline can add on another 16 years if he gives up his "smoking, booze and drugs".
"Kevin will also need the common sense to ditch the smoking, booze and drugs, which will give him 16 more years to enjoy Britney's money and watch his four (and counting) kids grow up."