Katie Holmes to Play Posh Spice?

The Beckhams and the Cruises have been hanging around a lot lately and the reason may be Katie Holmes' involvement in a biopic based on the life of David Beckham. Tom Cruise pitched the idea to Paramount (before he was fired) and they picked it up. Posh Beckham has apparently asked her bff, Katie, to play her. A source said:

"Tom has a brilliant grasp of what the public want to see and thought David's story was wonderful."

"A football star emerges from humble origins, there's drama within the matches and romance in his love affair with Victoria at the height of her pop star fame. The quartet have become very close friends and the Beckhams would only be happy about their story being used if Tom and Katie were involved.

"Katie is perfect to play a young Posh and has been working on her accent."

A script is currently being written and Tom may executive produce. No word yet on who may play David Beckham. My vote is for Maddox Jolie-Pitt.

This is the worst idea EVER! Katie Holmes playing Posh? This has to be a joke. First of all, bitch doing a British accent is bad news and she would have to lose at least 120lbs. At least! If any Cruise is going to play Posh, it's going to be Suri Cruise. She is probably the same dress size as Posh.

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