A Jungle Cruise Movie?
Disney is hoping to strike gold twice with another movie series based on one of their rides. Pirates of the Caribbean worked for them, but will the Jungle Cruise movie do the same? The creators of the television series Smallville have been hired to write the script.
The ride debuted in 1955 and was one of the original rides when Disneyland opened. It takes riders in a little safari boat through the jungles where they encounter animals and shit. The best part of the ride is when your safari guide shoots some hippos with a fake gun. I think Star Jones can play that role. The hippo not the guide.
Honestly, I'd rather see a movie about my asshole. It has a much more compelling story to tell.