Jessica Simpson's Dog Has More Brain Cells Than Her

Jessica Simpson mugged for the cameras at last night's Employee of the Month premiere in Los Angeles. She was joined by her true love, Joe Simpson, her mother and her co-star, Dane Cook. She said that the movie really helped her through a tough time, meaning her divorce to Nick Lachey.

I think she means that she let Dane ride her hard. Yeah, that would get anybody through a tough time. Nothing like being a good ride with a money shot in the end.