I Prefer Him Furry

Jake Gyllenhaal debuted a clean-shaven face as he spent time with his family on the beach. He also debuted a flabby gut! I know you're going to say that he's not fat, but please - we make fun of chicks being fat and so why not the dudes? He seriously needs a slim fast and a thigh master.

I bet he has a really hairy butt.